The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Yo people! Here is Chapter 57;

            "Ugh, I can't believe her!" Nadia ranted to S'rac.

            "I'm sure you'll make friends soon." S'rac said, getting bored of this conversation topic.

            "That's just it, I don't want to make friends!" Nadia made an impassive face as Yoli and a friend were approaching her.

            "Well, well, well, look what Skittles Junior dragged in!" Yoli smirked at her ex-friend.

            "Hmph, look indeed." Nadia looked Yoli up and down with a sneer on her face. "Who's this? Someone you bribed to be your friend?"

            "I don't need to bribe people to be my friends. Besides, I'm not the one who has the hots for a Kakkarot fan." Yoli looked at S'rac with disgust.

            "Hey, there's no need to bring me into this!" S'rac held up his hands in defence.

            "This," Yoli gestured to the boy standing next to her. "Is Nigel."

            "Hello." Nigel, who seemed foreign with his jet black hair and tanned skin, greeted.

            "He is a Skittles fan." Yoli added.

            "I admire Vegeta so much. Did you know Yoli's campaigning to be president of the V.I.T.B club?" Nigel asked.

            "I'd heard." Nadia said absent-mindedly. "Anyway, I best be off, goodbye Nigel."

            "Nice meeting you!" Nigel called after Nadia, who had dragged S'rac with her.

            "Well, she obviously wants to make friends with you." S'rac commented.

            "Yeah, those looks she gave me were out of admiration." Nadia rolled her eyes.

            "It's obvious!" S'rac insisted. "Nigel is a direct duplicate of you! He could be your twin brother!"

            "Dude, I look nothing like him!" Nadia cried.

            "If you say so." S'rac shrugged.

            "I do, now drop it!" Nadia snapped.

            "So, what's this about you 'having the hots' for me?" S'rac smirked.

            "Uh…c'mon, I need to find me a new best friend." Nadia changed the subject.

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            "Next!" Nadia called out.

            "Hi!" A girl with short, black hair came in and sat down.

            "Who's your favourite DragonBall Z character?" Nadia started with the questions straight away.

            "Oh Yamcha, he's sooooooo dreamy!" The girl earned a glazed look over her features.

            "What the fuck? Get the hell out, retard!" Nadia shouted, causing the girl to snap out of it and bolt out of the room.

            "What the hell is wrong with you?" S'rac demanded.

            "What do you mean?"

            "This is the fiftieth person we've seen, and you chase her away just like the rest!"

            "I need the perfect best friend!" Nadia insisted.

            "That's understandable, but you've turned people down for simplicities such as their hair being too long, or too short, or the wrong height, or too fat, or too skinny!" S'rac listed off the facts. "It's getting ridiculous!"

            "Fine, we'll do one more and if it's a no go, then I'll stop." Nadia promised.

            "Hey." A boy came in and sat down.

            "What's your name?" Nadia asked the red-haired boy.

            "Roli, yours?" Roli inquired.

            "Oh, I'm Nadia." Nadia smiled. "Who's your favourite DragonBall Z character?"

            "Definitely Buttons!" Roli grinned.

            "Sorry, who?" Nadia looked confused.

            "Oh, my nickname for Vegeta, sorry about that." Roli apologised.

            "Great, I love Vegeta too!"

            "Oh man, have you seen his butt in spandex?" Roli's eyes lit up.

            "Who hasn't? Damn, it's so tight and round!" Nadia smirked.

            "Yup, gotta love that spandex." Roli agreed.

            "Uh huh! The way it clings to every aspect of his body, especially his…"

            "Ahem." S'rac cleared his throat to remind Nadia he was still there.

            "Oh, well Roli, you're now officially my new best friend!" Nadia shook the boy's hand.

            "Wanna come back to my dorm? I have some kick-ass pics of Buttons - nude, of course." Roli grinned.

            "Really? How'd you get them?" Nadia asked.

            "I bribed that purple-haired brat."

            "Nadia, can I have a word?" S'rac asked, not waiting for an answer before pulling Nadia to the side.

            "Aw, whats wrong S'rac? Jealous?" Nadia smirked.

            "No!" S'rac replied indignantly. "Does Roli remind you of someone?"

            "Uh…no, should he?" Nadia asked, looking confused.

            "Oh, I don't know, maybe your long-term best friend?" S'rac asked.

            "Yoli?"

            "Ding ding, give the girl a prize!" S'rac hissed sarcastically.

            "Alright Mr Smart-ass, calm down. Roli is nothing like Yoli, that's the best thing about him!"

            "Oh, so them both naming Vegeta after candy, bribing his son to take nude pics, red hair and general obsession with the Prince has no meaning?" S'rac asked.

            "Dude, it's just a coincidence, trust me." Nadia smiled at S'rac, before turning back to Roli. "Now, about those nude pics?"

            "A coincidence, right." S'rac rolled his eyes.

Anyways promoting Darkjourney's fic ... except he changed his name to neonatos so just look up the title "The Depth of Reality" Why should you read it? Well…it's good…plus myself, S'rac and J'dee co-write it with him. It is a DBZ/FF7 AU starring Yoli! Yup, the crazed bitch from OFUD is now let loose with Vegeta, Cloud AND Sephiroth- the lucky, lucky girl! Anywho, yeah, it's good so read…or else I'll set my goldfish on ya!