The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: I had to enter a few people in here instead of the Camping Trip as I got too many submissions. Sorry, but at least you're in OFUD still, I also had to make up some (not-so-original) last names. OK, I'll warn you now, Yoli bursts into song in this chapter. You may want to listen to She Hates Me by Puddle Of Mudd when I put ***'s in a certain paragraph. Be afraid, be very afraid…

            "Nervous?" S'rac asked Nadia.

            "No. Kinda. Very." Nadia paced up and down.

            "Don't be, just remember your speech and everything will be fine!" S'rac comforted.

            "Hello, I'm going up against Yoli here. She knows just how to manipulate the crowd. They'll be putty in her hands!" Nadia began to bang her head against a nearby wall.

            "Trust me, everything will be fine." S'rac hugged Nadia. "And if they're not, you have permission to punch me."

            "Thanks, I'll take you up on that." Nadia smiled warmly, before hearing her name being announced. "That's me, wish me luck!"

            "Good luck!"

            "Vegeta fans, please put your hands together for Nadia Goodyear!" Vega called, clapping as Nadia came on stage.

            "Hey. I know you're all wondering 'why should we vote her? What has she got to offer?' Well, my reason for being here is to tell you. All the campaigners, myself included, have one thing in common; our love for Vegeta, but I can honestly say that's where the comparisons between them and myself end. Voting for me will undoubtedly be the best thing you've ever done. I am loyal, articulate, mature and pushy when I need to be. I am not overly shy, nor am I overly confident. I believe I am the best choice for president, and if you are smart, you will too. Thank you, I'm Nadia Goodyear, the future president of V.I.T.B." Nadia gave a little nod of her head, and sat to the side with the campaigners who had already given their speeches. A round of applause filled the room, and Nadia grinned slightly.

            "Thank you, Nadia. Next up is Katryn Green!" Vega clapped politely as Katryn came on stage, brushing a strand of honey blonde hair out of her eyes that strongly resembled those of a cat. She adjusted the mic to suit her height, which was about 5" taller than Nadia, and cleared her throat.

            "Let's face it, you all wanna vote for me as president. No one else is as suitable as me. I'd tell you why to vote for me, but that's boring, you'd all rather hear about Vegeta, no?" Katryn smirked as everyone cheered and whistled. "Well, he has a great ass." Katryn smirked again as whoops of agreement greeted her ears. "Our beloved Spankdex Prince is, basically, hott. There is no other word to describe him. So, vote for me and I will guarantee you all a naked cut-out of him!" Katryn waved, and jogged over to the hard-backed chair waiting for her.

            "Thank you, Katryn!" Vega said after the applause had died down. "Please welcome, Rallix Devoneir!" A girl who looked slightly like Katryn appeared on stage, a cat-like tail swinging behind her. She had a dark cloak slung across her shoulders, which stopped just above the knee.

            "Please vote for me, as I love Vegeta and have lots to offer the club. However, I have seen some of the campaigners and it is a tough choice. I know you'll make the right decision." And with that, Rallix strode gracefully over to her seat, her tail swinging contentedly behind her.

            "Thank you, Rallix!" Vega announced once more, gesturing with her hands for everyone to finish clapping. "Next up is MQ!" A girl with golden-brown hair walked on stage, her greyish-blue eyes flashing with excitement, a can of soda in her hand. She adjusted the mic and took a sip of soda before beginning her speech.

            "Vote for me because…" MQ stopped mid-sentence. "Hey, have you ever noticed how bubbly soda is? I mean the bubbles just invade your mouth, usually my nose aswell."

            "Coke does that to me all the time!" A girl from the audience piped up. 

            "Coke?" MQ's face took on a thunderous look. "Coke is evil! Pure evil! It should not exist! We need to bomb the coke factories, and then we'll move onto the coke-making people! They are evil aswell! Ahhhhhhhhhh!" MQ ran off stage, screaming obscenities about coke and how it was out to get everyone.

            "Uh…thank you, MQ." Vega looked at where MQ had dropped her soda. "Next is Xenia Rhodes!" Xenia walked on stage; she had curly black hair and violet eyes. She walked up to the mic, but didn't adjust it, as there was no need.

            "Heh, I didn't actually campaign, my evil friend did it for me." Xenia rubbed her arm self-consciously. "So, I guess there's nothing else to say except, cheese is scary, broccoli and chocolate doesn't mix." She began walking back to her chair, before running back to the mic and exclaiming, "Vote for me!"

            "Thanks, Xenia! Now, last but not least, please welcome Yoli…uh, Yoli!" Vega looked around for Yoli, but couldn't see her.

            "Maybe she's backed out." Nadia muttered to herself. This was the part she was dreading, and honestly would love it if Yoli backed out. Suddenly, the lights shut off, interrupting Nadia's train of thought. Several people screamed, and some hummed scary music.

            "Hello Vegeta fans!" Yoli's all-too-familiar voice caused Nadia to look upwards, where the noise was coming from. A bright, white spotlight switched on, and there was Yoli, dressed in Saiyan armour, descending to the ground in a makeshift Saiyan pod held by some rope. The introduction of Puddle Of Mudd's 'She Hates Me' came on, and people began to whisper excitedly to each other. Unexpectedly, Yoli jumped off the pod, grabbed the mic and began to sing.

****** (Cue music here)                                                                                                             
 
 
 
Met a Saiyan
Thought he was grand
Fell in love
Found out first hand
He has a big ego
Doesn't stop me wanting to be his ho
 
Some say
I am obsessed
But how am I supposed to resist
That cute butt in spandex
He's not short- the perfect height 
I wanna fuck him
Yeah
I wanna fuck him
La la la lust
I try real hard
But he manages to escape my advances
So I'll just try again
 
Saw his bedroom for about an hour
Got caught, and he turned sour
Told me to leave him alone
Not a chance in Hell
I will do that
                                                                                              No
 
Some say
I am obsessed
But how am I supposed to resist
That cute butt in spandex
He's not short- the perfect height
I wanna fuck him
Yeah
I wanna fuck him
La la la lust
I try real hard
But he manages to escape my advances
So I'll just try again.
 
I'm his Number
One biggest fan
Hate Kakkarot
And so does he
He's the perfect…uh man
Don't think my mum would agree
Oh, one more thing
Vote for me!
 
I wanna fuck him
Yeah
I wanna fuck him
La la la lust
I try real hard
But he manages to escape my advances
So I'll just try again
 
La la la la la la la la la lust
Yeah
La la la la la la la la la
Yeah
La la la la la (Escapes my advances, lust)
la la la la
I wanna fuck him
 
 
The crowd went wild, whooping and cheering for all they were worth. Yoli had a huge grin plastered over her face, and was breathing heavily because of the exhilarating performance she had just done. Nadia cradled her head in her arms, every ounce of hope that she would win slowly draining away.
 
               "Thank you, Yoli. We will now have a short break whilst you vote." Vega announced.
 
~*~
 
               "The people have voted, and I have collected the votes and counted them. The new president of the V.I.T.B Club is…" Vega paused for a dramatic effect as a drum roll sounded, and then died out. "Yoli!"  Yoli stood up as the crowd cheered, and went towards the mic to give her acceptance speech. Nadia stood up abruptly, knocking over her chair in the process, and ran out of the room. 
 
               "Woah, woah, woah." S'rac called as Nadia ran into him. "How'd it go?"
 
               "How'd it go?" Nadia asked in monotone, before bringing back her arm then letting it go.
 
               "Fuck!" S'rac cursed, as Nadia's fist connected with his nose. His hands went instinctively up and covered his bloody nose. "Guess she lost." He muttered after her retreating form.
 
 
 
A/N2: Aw, poor Nadia. Or should it be poor S'rac? Pssh, that was mean. Anyways, there's an ad here, and please read and review the fic! It is an excellent story, and doesn't get enough credit! Joe has stopped writing because of the lack of response; so if you've read it but haven't yet reviewed, please do because I want to know what happens, damnit!
 
Anyways promoting Darkjourney's fic ... except he changed his name to neonatos so just look up the title "The Depth of Reality" Why should you read it? Well…it's good…plus myself, S'rac and J'dee co-write it with him. It is a DBZ/FF7 AU starring Yoli! Yup, the crazed bitch from OFUD is now let loose with Vegeta, Cloud AND Sephiroth- the lucky, lucky girl! Anywho, yeah, it's good so read…or else I'll set my goldfish on ya!
 
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Bye for now!
 
The Girl and Her Monkey…eep! Damn Kuno! His obsession with pig-tailed girl *ahem*Ranma*ahem* and Akane is unhealthy!