The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Sorry about the screwy format last chapter. Wowness. Review alerts are so spiffy! I didn't know it emailed you the actual review! Too spiffy! By the way, yes, this chapter is a week late. However, for once it is not my lazy ass! Ff.net is randomly mad at me and wouldn't let me upload for a whole week! Usually it's a one-off day! Psssh! So don't bother complaining. Oh, and in future if my chapters are late, I will obviously notice that fact so reviews that are as follows;
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Or something familiar, then they will only succeed in angering me to the point where I will purposely make the chapter come out even later. Wow, my first serious A/N! How special! *Smiles as Quorky takes photograph to add to photo album*
Here is Chapter 59;
"Nadia, hey! Did you know Yoli is president of the V.I.T.B Club? She wouldn't tell me what the V.I.T.B Club was, but apparently it's something important!" Sai said breathlessly, once Nadia had entered the dorm.
"I'd heard, yeah." Nadia muttered, getting sick and tired of people talking about Yoli.
"Do you know what it is?" Sai asked, oblivious to Nadia's depression.
"Hey, are you going on that camping trip?" Nadia asked, not so subtly changing the subject.
"What camping trip?"
"Well, Kakkarot said we could go on a camping trip. Just think, alone in the wilderness with Vegeta!" Nadia sighed.
"Or Trunks! Wow! Where do I sign up?" Sai demanded.
"I'm going to see Kakkarot in a minute, you can come with me." Nadia said, just as Yoli walked into the dorm. An uncomfortable silence settled over the two girls, and Sai looked around nervously, the thick silence becoming extremely annoying.
"So…" Sai started.
"Yep." Nadia added.
"Uh huh." Yoli said, looking at her feet.
"Anything happened recently?" Sai tried to get a conversation starting.
"Nope." Nadia stated.
"Nah." Yoli began playing with a loose thread in her jumper.
"For fuck's sake, talk!" Sai yelled, the silence sending her over the brink of insanity.
"Hey, congratulations…"
"Sorry about the…" Yoli and Nadia spoke at the same time.
"You first." Nadia said.
"No, that's OK, you go." Yoli insisted.
"Someone go first, damnit!" Sai interrupted.
"Nice song." Nadia grinned mischievously.
"Thanks." Yoli smiled warmly.
"No problem."
"See, this is what I'm talking about!" Sai grinned. "Uh…carry on, I'll shut up now."
"So…are you going on this camping trip?" Nadia asked.
"Girl, are you crazy? I wouldn't miss being alone in the wilderness with Skittles for anything! Except maybe having a weekend in an isolated cottage with him." Yoli smirked.
"Me and Sai were just about to go see Kakkarot about it, you coming?"
"Sure."
~*~
"Hello Kakkarot." Yoli said icily, bordering on insane.
"Uh…hey!" Goku said, as he entered the classroom.
"You organised this camping trip yet?" Nadia asked.
"I don't really think this is the time to talk about it." Goku said, opening his briefcase and taking out some notes. (A/N: O.o)
"Huh? What else are we supposed to do in here?" Yoli demanded.
"Uh…work?" Goku replied, which was supposed to be sarcastic but it somehow didn't work out.
"Psssh, yeah right!" Nadia laughed. "Oh…you were serious."
"Damnit, Kakkarot, we want our week alone with Skittles, and we want it now! Don't make me hurt you!" Yoli threatened. As impossible as Yoli actually hurting Goku was, the mad glint in her eye still caused the grown Saiyan to gulp.
"How about next week?" Goku asked.
"Great!" Yoli grinned. "Hey, class!" She called, to get the students attention. "Camping trip next week, sign up, limited places." She frowned upon noticing no one rushing over to sign up.
"A week alone in the wilderness with the DragonBall Z character of your choice, places going fast!" Nadia yelled, jumping onto a nearby desk as hoards of students came over to collect a form.
~*~
"Dude, we get platoons and everything, just like J'dee's Boot Camp!" Nadia remarked, referring to the fanfiction they weren't supposed to reading.
"Coolness! Tick Skittles, tick Skittles!" Yoli jumped up and down on her bed.
"Of course I'm going to tick Vegeta. Speaking of the Prince, what's he doing?"
"Lemme check." Yoli reached over to her drawers and pulled out some hi-tech digital binoculars. "Dude, you'll never guess! He's dancing in his room, 'Risky Business' style!"
"What? Move it or lose it!" Nadia screeched, scrambling next to Yoli and peering through her own binoculars that were situated under her pillow.
"Gotcha!" Yoli laughed, falling off her bed in hysterics.
"Dude, that was so not cool!" Nadia said, returning her binoculars and jumping off her bed.
"You're so gullible!"
"But just think! That would be such a good picture to sell!" Nadia sighed, returning to the form that had fallen on the floor in her hurry.
"Dude, put 'Skittles' in brackets next to everything that reads 'Vegeta' on that form, will ya?" Yoli said as an afterthought.
"Good idea, that way they will use it more often!" Nadia said, scribbling down Yoli's request. "Right, all we need to do now is shop for camping stuff!" She added, once she'd put the form in her dorm post-box.
"Let's go!" Yoli hopped off her bed and put her hi-tech digital binoculars back in their place.
~*~
"This place just gets bigger and bigger." Nadia remarked, looking up at the huge sign that read 'OFUD Shopping Centre'. The place where all students could buy necessities, without worrying about their anime appearance.
"Dude, Seventeen is just trying to rip us off with these ridiculous prices. I bet the money goes to him buying all these designer bandanas he has." Yoli shook her head, whilst stroking Skittles Jr behind the ear.
"Seventeen wears designer bandanas? They all look the same to me!" Nadia commented.
"Nope, each one is unique." Yoli insisted. "Ooooooo, new Skittles plushies!"
"Dude, they're a must for the camping trip!"
"Definitely!" Yoli said, grabbing all the plushies she could get her hands on.
"That'll be fifty credits, please." The cashier announced, referring to the money system at OFUD.
"There." Nadia handed over the credits, paying for both hers and Yoli's. "They're for this camping trip!"
"OK, Skittles Jr, calm down!" Yoli bent down and gave Skittles Jr a Goku plushie to chew on.
"Uh, here, I'll pay for that too." Nadia threw down half a credit, what the plushie had cost.
"What else do we need?" Yoli asked, Skittles Jr in her arms.
"Sleeping bags, protective photo frames, hiking boots, waterproof trousers and jackets, rucksacks and milk." Nadia read from the list.
"Ugh, hiking boots and waterproof suits? Great!" Yoli muttered sarcastically.
"That's why we're stopping off at 'Bra's Accessories'." Nadia smirked.
"Oooo, I love the Skittles part of that shop!" Yoli grinned, rubbing her hands together and almost dropping Skittles Jr in the process.
~*~
"Could you pass us another basket?" Nadia asked, barely managing to balance the three full baskets she already had. One was full of various Vegeta stickers, the other full of patches and pens emblazoned with the Saiyan Prince's face or phrases associated with him and the last was heavy with Vegeta key chains and a matching Vegeta lead, bowl and ball for Skittles Jr.
"Sure thing!" Yoli said, handing one to Nadia whilst skilfully handling her own array of Vegeta goodies.
"I'd forgotten how much I love this place."
"I haven't. Remember when we got in debt with Gohan 'cos he leant us them credits and we blew them all on this place?" Yoli asked.
"Uh…no." Nadia wrinkled her face in confusion.
"Oh, must've been a dream. I did, after all, beat Gohan when he was SSJ." Yoli mused.
"Yep, sounds like a dream." Nadia grinned, queuing at the cashier desk.
"Oooo, look Skittles Jr! Nadia bought you some Skittles-related accessories!" Yoli cooed, smiling as the mini-monster licked her outstretched hand.
"C'mon, what's taking so long?" Nadia asked impatiently.
"Just what I was thinking." A girl with pink hair and wearing a black T-shirt reading 'T-sama' exclaimed.
"Yeah, man, what's the hold-up? We want Skittles stuff and we want it now!" Yoli shouted to the front of the queue.
"I have to be back for six!" T-sama muttered.
"Hmph, you didn't inform me of this!" A grey panther that sat on T-sama's shoulder complained.
"Wow, what's that?" Nadia asked in awe.
"It's called a panther, Nadia." Yoli said sarcastically.
"My muse, Zelaya." T-sama explained. "He's always complaining." She whispered.
"I heard that!" Zelaya huffed.
"You were supposed to." T-sama smirked, causing Zelaya to grumble incoherently.
"Goddamnit people, what are you doing? Making the damn things?" Yoli screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Keep your fucking knickers on!" A reply came back down the queue.
"What the hell? My knickers are on, you hentai!" Yoli screeched back, causing Skittles Jr to yelp and hide behind Nadia's legs.
"It's a saying, you dumbfuck!" Came the reply.
"I knew that!" Yoli shouted back indignantly.
"Sure you did!"
"What the hell is taking so long?" Nadia demanded.
"The Gohan badges have just arrived, I'm waiting for them to unpack them, OK?" The reply huffed.
"Gohan? Who the hell would buy a Gohan badge? He's a queer boy!" Yoli laughed, but abruptly stopped as a girl with long brown hair appeared in front of Yoli, her brown eyes flashing angrily.
"What. Did. You. Say?" The girl demanded, in even, clipped sentences.
"I said Gohan is queer, you deaf bitch!" Yoli replied.
"Yoli, dude, calm down." Nadia said.
"I should put you in the microwave with my marshmallows!" The girl threatened.
"What the fuck?" Yoli looked confused.
"Muwhahahahahahahaha!" The girl laughed uproariously.
"Excuse me, the badges are unpacked." The cashier called.
"Great stuff!" The girl bounded back to the cashier's desk with a grin on her face.
"What a freak." Yoli rolled her eyes.
"That's TypoNumber5, TN5 for short. She likes squirrels." T-sama said matter-of-factly.
"Uh…that's nice." Nadia said.
"About time, too!" Yoli huffed, as the queue began to move forwards.
"Sayonara, suckers!" TN5 waved goodbye as she opened the door, a Goku-themed bucket falling off the shelf and hitting her on the head.
"Ha, what an idiot." Yoli muttered, moving forward with the queue and promptly hitting her head on the cardboard banner hanging from the roof.
"Yeah, a major idiot." Nadia rolled her eyes.
A/N2: Yay! They're friends again! Hey guys, I was thinking and I've decided to stop this fic at 100 chapters. Maybe I'll go onto a nice Mary-Sue after this, or a V/M- there's not enough of those, who knows. Anyways, there's an ad here, and please read and review the fic! It is an excellent story, and doesn't get enough credit! Joe has stopped writing because of the lack of response; so if you've read it but haven't yet reviewed, please do because I want to know what happens, damnit!
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