The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Yo yo Yogz! Bleh, those yoghurts were disgusting, but the advert was funny ^_^ Woohoo, new eps of DragonBall Z tomorrow (information correct at time of printing…uh, writing.) New coolness channel, CNX, dedicated to Anime! Woohoo! 'Bout time, Anime night on Sci Fi just wasn't doing it for me. Ah, well enough of my senseless ranting.
Here is Chapter 60
WOW! Sixty fucking chapters, and you're STILL reading?
Quorky: They won't for much longer if you carry on with your incoherent ramblings that are of no knowledgeable value.
Uh…Ok
Here is Chapter 60;
"Hi, we're here to see…JOE!" Nadia exclaimed with glee, running over to her friend and hugging him tightly.
"Uh…hello." Joe greeted, quickly withdrawing from the hug.
"You look great!" Nadia said enthusiastically.
"Oh yeah, pale skin, greasy hair and still in my pyjamas. The best I've looked in years." He replied sarcastically.
"Can you believe it?" Yoli shouted from the other side of the hospital. "They don't have plain chocolate in the vender!"
"Yoli, look!" Nadia gestured to Joe.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Yoli dropped the polystyrene cup of coffee she was holding. "A ghost!"
"Huh?" Joe looked confused.
"It speaks!" Yoli gasped.
"Yoli, we've already been through this, Joe didn't die."
"He did!" Yoli insisted. "And he's come to terrorise us for loving the incredibly-hot Saiyan that did this to him, Skittles!"
"Mhmmm." Joe mumbled and dropped into the foetal position.
"Well, just call me 'The Original Ghostbuster'." Yoli grinned, dusting down her hands.
"Joe, are you OK? Joe?" Nadia shook Joe's trembling form.
"Think happy thoughts. Bunny rabbits. Nice bunny rabbits. Pink bunny rabbits. Bunny rabbits with Gandalf tails…ah, no!" Joe wailed.
"Hurry up, man. I wanna get my Skittles stuff home!"
"Mhmmm!" Joe wailed again.
"Does he have something against Skittles?"
"Mhmmm!"
"Yoli, of course he has something against Vegeta!" Nadia yelled.
"Mhmmm!"
"Why?" Yoli asked incredulously, glaring daggers at Joe in the process.
"Uh…because he practically killed him?" Nadia stated sarcastically.
"Hmmm…that could be it." Yoli mused, ignorant of Nadia's sarcasm.
"Come on, Joe." Nadia coaxed Joe to stand up.
"Is…is…he…ya know…here?" Joe asked shakily.
"No, no, don't worry about it." Nadia reassured.
"Only in our hearts." Yoli sighed dreamily.
"I've gotta go now, guys. My room mate is supposed to be picking me up at the front." Joe informed Nadia and Yoli, back to his usual self once he knew Vegeta wasn't within ten feet of him.
"OK, we'll see you at the camping trip. You are coming, aren't you?" Nadia asked.
"Uh…I'll think about it." Joe replied, walking away.
~*~ (A Week Later)
"Can you see Joe anywhere?" Nadia asked, scanning the crowds of people.
"Nope." Yoli replied, not bothering to look.
"What the hell is taking so long?" A boy, who looked rather dangerous, with platinum hair demanded.
"Cool, a Saiyan dude who is…well, a dude." Yoli commented, spotting the boys tail thrashing with annoyance through a hole in his black cloak.
"Wow, so exciting." Nadia rolled her eyes.
"Sorry for the wait." Gohan addressed the crowds, pushing his glasses up on his nose, causing a group of girls to sigh heavily.
"Retards." Yoli muttered.
"I want you all to behave on this trip. Any disobedience and we will risk students going missing." Gohan warned.
"I'd really hate 'getting lost' with Vegeta." Nadia drawled sarcastically.
"Now, name tags are being passed around. Please pin them somewhere clearly so your group leaders will not need to search for them."
"Name tags? What the fuck?" The boy with platinum hair cursed, pinning a tag with the name 'Kiva' written in blank ink across white laminated card onto his cloak. "Oh yeah, I bet I look real scary now."
"Oh what a shame." Yoli said unhappily. "I have nowhere to put my tag." She looked around, before quickly pinning it to her bra. "Now Skittles will have to search for it."
"I look so dumb." Nadia muttered, ignoring her friend's crude actions.
"Now, can all students find the table with their names listed by the side and wait their for the respective leaders." Gohan finally instructed.
"Ooo, ooo, I see us!" Yoli cried happily, running over to the table. "I can't wait for Skittles to get here, so he can search for my name tag!"
"I'm pretty sure he knows us by now. Whether he wants to or not." Nadia commented.
"Damn, you're right."
"Hey, I'm Julia." A girl with light brown hair and hazel eyes stuck out her hand.
"Nadia." Nadia shook the girl's hand.
"Yoli!" Yoli grinned.
"Please be patient!" Your leaders will be with you in a few moments!" Gohan shouted over the chaos, rather feebly.
"Damn, does Gohan suck or what?" Julia asked.
"No way!" A girl with brown hair pulled back in a ponytail exclaimed.
"Yes he does." Nadia, Yoli and Julia insisted.
"Then why the hell are you in the Gohan group?" The girl challenged.
"Listen, uh…" Yoli began.
"Sakura." The tall girl crossed her arms in defiance.
"Listen, Sakura, this is the Vegeta group." Yoli re-started.
"Yeah!" Julia agreed, before her face faulted. "No it isn't."
"Sure it is!" Nadia insisted.
"No…it's the Trunks group!" Julia said. "Are you lot not Trunks fans?"
"No way! Gohan!"
"Nu uh! Vegeta!"
"Yeah dude, Vegeta!"
"Hey, I thought this was the Trunks group, too!" A girl with bright, red eyes exclaimed. Her nametag read 'Kyana'.
"Vegeta!"
"Trunks!"
"Gohan!"
"Krillin!"
"What?" All girls asked incredulously.
"I said 'Krillin'!" A girl with brown hair and brown eyes repeated, causing the others to explode with laughter. "And just what is so funny?"
"Krillin is bald!" Julia and Sakura exclaimed.
"And small!" Kyana added.
"And ugly!" Yoli said with distaste.
"And nose-less!" Nadia chimed in.
"Oh?" The girl, San, said, getting annoyed. "As oppose to a chicken-shit, when it comes to his 'mummy', scholar with no dress sense, a pink-haired puff with enough suggestive comments to make Frieza jealous and a big-headed alien-thing that enjoys wearing pink shirts and, even though he has hair, would be better off bald!"
"Vegeta has perfectly good hair!" Nadia defended.
"Trunks is not gay!" Julia and Kyana stated at the same time.
"And Gohan has excellent dress sense, it's Saiyaman who doesn't!" Sakura smirked.
"We'll see which group this really is! The leaders are coming!" San grinned smugly, certain she was in the correct place.
"Yeah!" The others agreed, each of them certain they were in the correct place.
"Right, brats, no talking, no fun and I'm sure we'll tolerate each other on this kamiforsaken trip." A deep voice grumbled.
"No way!" Each girl exclaimed.
"How the hell did we get in the Piccolo group?" Yoli demanded.
A/N2: Woohoo, Joe's finally awake! About time too, the lazy boy! Muwhahahahaha, Yoli and Nadia get stuck with Piccolo for a week. The lucky girls.
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