The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Not everyone told me their favourite DragonBall Z character, although I stressed that it was a vital statistic, so anyone who didn't will automatically become Vegeta fans.
Quorky: Why not Bulma?
Because Vegeta is oh-so-more prettier than her!
Quorky: Nu uh!
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Quorky: Hmph, I will no longer rise to your immature bait!
Uh hu- fine!
Here is Chapter 61;
"Ugh, I recognise that voice." Piccolo cringed.
"Mine?" Yoli asked in surprise.
"Yeah. You're that kid who follows Vegeta around, aren't you?"
"Yep!" Yoli grinned proudly.
"What a great bunch of kids I got." Piccolo growled, smirking sardonically upon hearing various screams of terror. "Looks like the other groups have met their leaders."
"Sorry I'm late. Show me the Yamcha!" J'dee ran up to the group, breathing heavily from her sprint.
"Yamcha isn't here. I'm your leader." Piccolo smirked. "Disappointed?"
"Nah, not really. The Green Bean is OK with me." J'dee grinned.
"Damn kids." Piccolo muttered.
"Hey, I'm not a kid!" J'dee insisted.
"Don't make eye contact, maybe then we'll make it out of this alive." Nadia whispered.
"Piccolo!" A tall girl with dark brown hair attached herself to Piccolo's back.
"What the fuck?" The Namek growled angrily.
"I wanna join your group!" The girl whined.
"Let me guess. Seren?" Piccolo rolled his eyes.
"Aw, you remember me! How sweet!" Seren cooed, tickling the Namek's ears.
"Where'd you come from?" San asked, watching the girl assault Piccolo.
"The Vegeta group." Seren pouted.
"Dude, swap!" Yoli offered.
"And leave me here?" Nadia looked offended.
"Um." Yoli paused, looking from Nadia to her Vegeta badge. "Yep."
"Hmph!" Nadia folded her arms in annoyance.
"Get back to your group, now!" Piccolo bellowed.
"Don't worry, my Namek. Once my plans for world domination have come through, we will take our rightful place, side-by-side, as King and Queen." Seren promised, reluctantly being dragged away from Piccolo by a member of her group.
"Damn." Yoli muttered.
"Pick up your crap, we're moving." Piccolo instructed, walking away.
"Hold up!" Julia cried, hauling her Trunks cut-out over her shoulder and scrambling after the group.
"I can't believe I'm going hiking with Piccolo!" J'dee exclaimed, taking out her notepad and crossing out something on her 'To Do' list.
"I believed I could fly, I believed I was the FBI. Got locked up in an asylum, they took away all my chewing gum." Yoli sang merrily.
"Do not sing." Piccolo stated simply.
"What about humming?" San asked.
"No."
"Whistling?" Sakura tried.
"Definitely not."
"How about thinking?" Kyana joked.
"If you think you can handle that." Piccolo said dryly.
"Psssh." Nadia spluttered.
"Eh? I don't get it." Yoli piped up.
"Yo, Green, are you aware that none of the groups are behind us?" J'dee addressed Piccolo, adjusting the little handbag that rested on her shoulder.
"Their group leaders are obviously incompetent." Piccolo huffed.
"Skittles may be incompetent in hiking, but I bet he's not in the bedroom!" Yoli grinned.
"One-track mind." Julia hissed.
"Are we there yet?" J'dee whined.
"Where is there?" Kyana inquired.
"Um…I don't know." J'dee admitted. "Green, are we there, wherever there is?"
"Even if your question made sense it would be ridiculous." Piccolo stated. "We are going to find a place to camp for the night. It could take from as much as three hours to twelve plus."
"Three hours at the least?" Sakura asked incredulously.
"Who's dumb idea was this camping trip, anyway?" San demanded.
"Ours." Nadia and Yoli muttered glumly.
~*~
"How about this spot?" Kyana offered.
"No." Piccolo repeated for the one hundredth and odd time.
"Why not?" Sakura demanded.
"Ahhh! Ants!" A girl Yoli recognised as CrowMirror ran past the group.
"That is why." Piccolo stated.
"Get them off me! Help! It burns!" CrowMirror ran around, scratching herself.
"Come on, CrowMirror!" Krillin appeared out of nowhere, the remnants of rope tied around his wrists and body.
"Chrome Dome, how did you manage to escape?" CrowMirror stopped running and looked at Krillin in shock.
"I'm gonna kill Vegeta for giving me that nickname." Krillin muttered.
"You wish, baldy!" Yoli shouted.
"No way could you beat Vegeta!" Nadia added.
"Yes he could!" San insisted. "You ignore them, Krillin, I believe in you!"
"Let's get going." Krillin dragged a scratching CrowMirror away with him.
"Damn, some people are so lucky." San sighed, referring to CrowMirror.
"Oh yeah, so lucky." Nadia said sarcastically.
"Keep moving, brats." Piccolo ordered.
"What's that?" Sakura demanded.
"I don't hear anything." Piccolo stated.
"There it is again!" Sakura insisted.
"You're saying you can hear something but Piccolo, a Namek with advanced hearing, can't?" J'dee asked.
"Uh…I guess. There it is again. Can't anyone hear it?" Sakura asked.
"I can." Julia offered.
"You're all being ridiculous. There is nothing there!" Piccolo insisted.
"Honestly, I swear I-ah!" Julia was cut off by a huge, shadowy figure jumping on her and knocking her to the ground.
A/N2:
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