The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic. I don't own Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
A/N: Hey all! Hows it going? All I can say is; it is damn cold over here in England. Sorry it's like, a week late, but I've been too busy lately.
Here's Chapter 62;
"Holy shit! It's like something from Buffy!" San breathed, as she and the rest of the group looked on in awe as a bright pink 'thing' knocked over Julia.
"Ah…can't…breathe…" Julia gasped, trying to shove the heavy being off of her.
"Sorry, didn't see you there." The 'thing' apologised in a surprisingly normal, masculine voice.
"Uh…let me be the first to say, eh?" Yoli asked.
"Sorry, didn't mean to scare you all." The pink, with yellow spots, thing grinned, giving the impression that he had, in fact, wanted to scare them. "I'm Deathdroid."
"What's with the costume?" Nadia asked.
"It's not a costume." Deathdroid snapped. "I accidentally ticked the last option on the form. The 'Unspeakable horror, wanting to take over Earth and its inhabitants'."
"Well that was clever." J'dee smirked.
"Hey, I thought it was a dream! Besides, I was as tired as hell and thought it said 'Human who tries to save Earth and its inhabitants'."
"That's an interesting life story." Piccolo started. "But why the hell are you interrupting me and my group whilst we are taking part in a team building exercise?"
"Team building? More like lung collapsing." Sakura scoffed.
"Quiet you! Well?"
"Uh…I'm kinda lost…I think I scared Bulma so she purposely tried to lose me." Deathdroid explained.
"See, that's the type of woman Skittles is with! It's not right!" Yoli exclaimed.
"So…can I hang with you guys?"
"No, don't do it!" Kyana screamed.
"Sure." Piccolo said, trying to force a smile but it came out all mangled and scary-like.
"Now you've done it." J'dee muttered.
"This is the perfect spot, set up camp!" Piccolo barked.
"Woohoo!" Yoli cheered.
"Dude, why are you cheering? You didn't have to carry the damn tent for over four hours!" Nadia huffed.
"Technicalities, Nadia, technicalities." Yoli shook her head, hammering some metal pegs into the ground.
"Yoli, I need to put the strings on those pegs yet." Nadia rolled her eyes.
"Oh." Yoli looked at the pegs and tried pulling them back out. "Damn, I don't know my own…oof!"
"Nice look, Yoli." J'dee commented, looking at Yoli who had landed in a muddy puddle.
"Aw man, how am I supposed to get clean now?" Yoli demanded.
"It's called a shower." Deathdroid stated sarcastically.
"No showers. We are camping." Piccolo spoke to them like they were five years old.
"What?" They all exclaimed.
"I am so hungry!" Sakura whined, holding her stomach for added effect.
"I'll order pizza." J'dee announced, turning her handbag upside down and emptying the contents.
"How the hell did you manage to walk in those?" Kyana asked, referring to J'dee's knee-length boots.
"Lot's of practise and a smidgen of Vaseline." J'dee replied, knowingly. "Crap, no signal!"
"Awww." The rest of the group moaned.
"And just how were you expecting pizza to be delivered in the middle of nowhere?" Piccolo yelled.
"Hey, pizza dudes are very intelligent these days. They'd find a way." Julia commented.
"I don't think so, my brother's a pizza dude. You have not seen my brother." Nadia shook her head.
"Dude, he is fit!" Yoli commented.
"Ew! Yoli!" Nadia shouted.
"What? He is! I wouldn't mind jumping his bones, socks and all." Yoli grinned.
"Mental picture, mental picture." Nadia shuddered, as she proceeded to put up her tent.
"Has a week gone by yet?" J'dee whined, sighing in frustration as her tent had just collapsed.
"Why'd you come if you didn't wanna do camping stuff?" Deathdroid asked, confused.
"For Malteasers of course!" J'dee insisted.
"Malteasers?" Deathdroid asked.
"Yamcha to you and me." Julia whispered.
"Ah."
"Yeah man, I mean, why come camping if I can't sneak into Skittles' tent?" Yoli demanded.
"Hey, you can sneak into Piccolo's tent!" Sakura smirked.
"Do I look blind, deaf and dumb? Why the fuck would I wanna sneak into that physically retarded thing's tent?" Yoli muttered.
"Ahem." Piccolo pointed to his ears.
"Yes, they're big and ugly and green. Your point is?" San asked.
"Shut up, brat." Piccolo growled.
"Eeeep!" J'dee squealed as it began to rain.
"Hurry up, Kyana, it's raining!" Sakura urged.
"Really? Those droplets of water indicate it's raining? You learn something everyday." Kyana muttered sarcastically. "Done."
"A…little…help…people." J'dee managed to get out, before the tent collapsed again.
"Here." Deathdroid, who had put his tent up first, simply stood on the pegs, making them stick into the ground.
"Thanks!" J'dee smiled gratefully.
"So, Piccolo," Nadia began, from her and Yoli's tent. "What do we eat?"
"Whatever you can catch." Piccolo muttered from his tent.
"Eh? Aren't you gonna get us something?" San asked, puzzled.
"In case you have forgotten, I do not need nutritious supplements." Piccolo said. "Now shut up, I'm meditating."
"Well, this is fun." J'dee muttered.
"Yeah man, like that episode of The Simpsons, where all the school kids were stranded, Lord Of The Flies stylee." Julia commented, who was sharing a tent with San.
"We should split up. Some people should go looking for food, the others for firewood." Deathdroid suggested.
"Aw, well isn't the monster a little camper." J'dee cooed.
"San, Julia, Kyana and Sakura can go looking for food. Me, J'dee, Nadia and Yoli will look for firewood." Deathdroid instructed.
~*~ (Somewhere in the Wilderness-Yoli, Nadia, J'dee and Deathdroid.)
"So, is it fun being a monster?" Nadia asked.
"No. I'm pink and yellow, for fuck's sake!" Deathdroid complained.
"That you are." Yoli said.
"So, what are we looking for again?" J'dee asked.
"Wood." Deathdroid answered.
"Oh, I thought it was Skittles." Yoli replied, causing Nadia and Deathdroid to roll their eyes.
"When we get back to the University, I'm complaining. I've been here for a year and a half, and still no sign of Paris!" Deathdroid moaned.
"I'm cold." J'dee whined.
"Wood!" Nadia called, directing them towards a huge pile of, coincidentally, dry wood.
"So, how do we carry this?" J'dee asked.
"With our hands?" Yoli offered.
"Well, we can get them into bundles, tie them with blades of grass and then carry them!" Nadia said.
"But won't the grass…" Deathdroid started.
"That's how they do it on TV, and TV never lies!" Nadia insisted, getting a pile of wood and some grass. The others followed suit.
~*~ (An hour and 568,000,000,008 blades of grass later.)
"TV lies like a dog." Nadia muttered sourly.
"But at least it makes an honest living!" Yoli added.
"Yoli, that is so true." Nadia said, picking up as many loose sticks as she could.
~*~ (Practically right next to the tents-San, Julia, Kyana and Sakura.)
"We must've been walking for hours!" San whined.
"About three and a half minutes." Kyana checked her watch.
"So long?" San asked.
"What stuff are we looking for?" Sakura asked.
"Berries, nuts, hamburgers, stuff like that." Julia answered.
"Ah right." Sakura nodded knowingly.
"Shhhhhh!" San hissed.
"Eh?" Everyone else exclaimed loudly.
"I hear something!" San insisted.
"Me too." Sakura whispered.
"Follow me." San instructed, creeping towards a nearby array of bushes. All four girls lay on their fronts.
"OK, lets just part the bushes and get a peep." Kyana suggested.
"Alright." The other three agreed.
"Do you see anything?" Julia asked.
"No." The other three answered.
"I do!" Sakura exclaimed excitedly. "It's another camping group. They don't look too happy. They're all muddy and tired."
"Whose group is it?" Julia asked.
"Wow!" Kyana muttered. "It's Vegeta's! The poor guys, they look exhausted!"
"Shhh, let's move out!" Julia suggested. "We don't want Vegeta noticing us."
"Good idea!" Sakura said, as the four girls crept away quietly.
"Eeep!" San jumped in surprise as someone tapped her shoulder.
"Hi." A tall girl with blonde hair and green eyes behind glasses, greeted.
"Shush!" Kyana hissed.
"Sorry." The girl whispered.
"Who are you?" Kyana inquired.
"My name's Paige."
"I'm Julia, this is San, Kyana and Sakura." Julia introduced them all.
"I'm from the Vegeta group. I saw you watching us and was just curious." Paige explained.
"We're from the Piccolo group." Sakura made a face.
"So you guys didn't get who you wanted on the form, either? I thought it was just our group. I put Yamcha." Paige added.
"Nope, I wanted Gohan." Sakura said unhappily.
"And I wanted Trunks." Julia added.
"Me too." Said Kyana.
"Krillin." San said, before adding. "And don't bother laughing."
"Guys, do you think we should tell Yoli and Nadia about our 'find'?" Sakura asked.
"I don't see why not." Kyana answered.
"Yeah, but what if they go all insane and stuff? Those two are unpredictable if they know they're within ten feet of Vegeta." San said.
"True." Julia said. "So, do we tell them, or not?"
A/N2:
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