The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic. I don't own Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
A/N: Yo! Hows people? Well, this is my last chapter until January. Christmas is busy as it is, without my modules and crap, so yeah. Hopefully the alignment change has worked…hopefully O.o
Oh DD, you are sooooo gonna love me for this chapter, you pink blob!
Here's Chapter 63;
"Holy shit!" Sakura exclaimed, jumping in shock.
"Sorry, I'll remember not to say 'Hey guys' at a medium pitch next time." Yoli looked at Sakura, San, Kyana and Julia warily.
"Find any food?" J'dee asked, her stomach rumbling right on cue.
"Uh…" Kyana held out both hands, which held a small twig, three leaves, a Polo mint and six UFSO's (Unidentified Funky-Smelling Object).
"Sorry, we got a bit…side-tracked." San said sheepishly.
"Oh? What by?" Nadia asked out of interest.
"Nothing important." Kyana said hurriedly, nudging Julia who was about to say something.
"Dude, what's wrong?" Yoli exclaimed loudly, as Deathdroid began sobbing.
"I'm pink!" Deathdroid wailed.
"And yellow." J'dee offered, holding her stomach in hunger.
"Besides, you carry it off so well!" Julia insisted.
"But…it's, just not…" Deathdroid sniffled.
"Don't worry, dude, I swear we'll get you back to normal. Right guys?" Yoli cheered.
"Well…"
"I guess…"
"Dunno…"
"I am so hungry!" J'dee whined.
"See, we're all enthusiastic about it!" Yoli lied.
"I…suppose…" Deathdroid wiped his nose, which was shaped like a pretty pink flower. ^_^
"There, now let's go see in Green Boy wants some grub." Nadia said.
"But Piccolo doesn't eat, remember?" Julia reminded her.
"So? I suddenly forgot." Nadia grinned devilishly as she crept towards Piccolo's tent.
"So….hungry…" J'dee whined again.
"Shut up!" Kyana said, thwacking J'dee over the head.
"Ow." J'dee muttered, rubbing her head. "Do it again, it took my mind off the fact that I haven't eaten nearly all day!"
"Which reminds me, what time is it?" Sakura asked.
"Shhh!" Nadia hissed, creeping closer to the tent. "Boo- oh fuck, shitting hell!"
"Nadia?" Everyone shouted.
"Are you OK?" Deathdroid asked.
"Hello?" San called, no answer.
"So hungry."
"Nadia, dude, what are you…" Yoli trailed off.
"What is it?" Everyone chimed, stepping into the tent.
"A little help people." Nadia groaned weakly. An upside down turban was now squished flat on the floor, the thing she had tripped on. As a result, one of her arms had gone straight through the tent material and poking out of the other side, whilst one of her legs was tangled in the tent rope. Her other arm was in one of Piccolo's spare pair of trousers, which looked rather gross, and a thong on unknown origin was draped across her head.
"Well, it seems Mr Asexual is all an act." San grinned.
"Maybe he really eats aswell! Food!" J'dee grinned, scrambling around, looking for something that even slightly resembled a Big Mac and fries.
"And I repeat, a little help people. Before The Green gets back." Nadia moaned.
"Right, you two get some wool." Deathdroid pointed to San and Kyana. "You two get some soap and water." He then pointed to Yoli and Sakura. "And you two get some pebbles." He turned to J'dee and Julia.
"Oooo! They eat bugs on The Lion King! From under pebbles!" J'dee announced, catapulting out of the tent. "Ooof! Oh, hey Piccolo. I don't think you should go in…too late."
"Why me?" Piccolo growled.
A/N2:
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