The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic. I also do not own 'The Waltons'…thank God.

A/N: Hey everyone! Hope you had a great Christmas! I sure did, new computer and MP3 Player. Ah yes, I love Christmas! Someone said in a review that I need to visualise more. I can't remember whom though O.o Anywho, I don't visualise on purpose. OFUD is not an average fic; it is closer to script form than anything else. The only time I go into huge detail is when it is for humour purposes because, if you hadn't noticed, this is a humour fic. Yea, that's me done.

Here's Chapter 64;

"Black lace, Piccolo?" Yoli smirked, pointing to the thong on Nadia's head.

"Give them here!" Piccolo snatched the undergarment off of Nadia's head and shoved them under his turban. "Besides, they're not mine." He added, causing all the girls to raise their eyebrows.

            "Ooooooooo! Skittles!" J'dee exclaimed happily.

            "What? Where?" Yoli and Nadia demanded.

            "Guys, we were going to tell you…" San started.

            "Just when I thought I was going to die." J'dee began happily munching on Skittles, of the candy variety.

"Oh." Nadia and Yoli said disappointedly. San, Kyana, Julia and Sakura let out a sigh of relief.

            "Skittles, taste the rainbow!" J'dee announced, taking a handful of Skittles. (A/N: A handful of Skittles, hmmm?)

            "I wouldn't mind tasting Skittles' rainbow right now." Nadia sighed wistfully.

            "Hmph, one track mind." Yoli shook her head.

            "You can talk!" Nadia scoffed, before wincing in pain as Piccolo tried pulling her arm out of the hole.

            "You're all obsessed." He stated simply.

            "I'm not!" Deathdroid insisted. "I don't wanna jump into bed with Vegeta, Trunks, Krillin or Yamcha!" He insisted.

            "One word; Paris." Kyana smirked as Deathdroid flushed even pinker that he already was.

            "Fine, Nadia, I bet you can't go longer than me without mentioning, looking or even thinking of Vegeta!" Yoli folded her arms in a cocky manner.

            "You're on." Nadia smirked, yanking her arm so she could shake Yoli's hand and temporarily forgot it was trapped. The tent collapsed and the material covered the whole of Piccolo's group, Piccolo included.

            "Well, that's one way to get out." Julia commented.

            "Guys, I have something to tell you." Sakura said, looking rather guilty.

            "Oh?" Nadia and Yoli said at the same time.

              

            "Don't you dare!" San hissed.

            "No, tell us." Nadia prodded.

            "Do you brats realise you are having a conversation under my tent?" Piccolo demanded, growling as it began to rain.

            "Better in here than in the rain." Deathdroid piped up.

            "Vegeta's camp is right next to ours." Sakura spilt.

            "What?" Piccolo, Nadia and Yoli demanded.

            "Who told you?" Piccolo grabbed Sakura and shook her.

            "Uh…we saw…it…" Sakura replied shakily.

            "You knew, Piccolo?" Nadia looked at the Namek in what could only be described as disgust.

            "We sparred. I would go insane just babysitting you brats! Do you realise what you've done?" Piccolo started shouting at Kyana again. "These obsessed freaks will make the rest of this week seem like an eternity!"

            "S-s-sorry." Kyana mumbled.

            "I'm not bothered. He can stay over there." Yoli said.

            "What?" Piccolo asked in disbelief, dropping Kyana on the muddy floor.

            "Uh…yeah, same here." Nadia agreed, catching on. No way was Yoli winning this bet.

            "But…but…" Piccolo stuttered.

            "I. Don't. Care." Nadia insisted.

            "Yea, who cares if Vegeta is practically sitting on my lap, roughing it in the wilderness! His inner-Saiyan shining through, giving him that bad boy edge that we love so much. Who cares if he sleeps naked with no Bulma around?!" Yoli said, her voice rising in pitch.

            "He probably hasn't had any for three days, quite a lot for a Saiyan. He won't be thinking straight, take anyone thrown at him." J'dee mused aloud, looking up in shock as Yoli started sobbing softly, then went into a full-fledged wail and ran into her tent.

            "Oh yeah, she's taking it well." Julia commented.

~*~

            "I will win. I will win. I will win." Nadia chanted to herself, whilst walking around in the rain. Her and Yoli's tent wasn't the cosiest of places right now, what with her best friend going slightly insane at the thought of a naked, horny Vegeta that she couldn't touch right next door.

            "Have you guys thought of how to get me back to normal yet?" Deathdroid asked, approaching Nadia with caution.

            "Uh…not really. Any ideas?" Nadia asked, glad to have something to take her mind of Vegeta.

            "Find the dragonballs and wish me back?"

            "Ha, yeah right." Nadia scoffed.

            "Why not?!" Deathdroid demanded. "You try being pink and yellow!"

            "That is a good question. Sure, let's find some dragonballs!" Nadia grinned.

            "Don't we need a radar?" Deathdroid asked.

            "If Bulma can make one, I'm pretty sure I can!" Nadia said confidently.

~*~ (5 'radar' parts later)

            "Right, what do we need to do?"

            "You should know, Bulma-wannabe." Deathdroid scoffed.

            "Don't ever call me that again!" Nadia shrieked, holding a twig up to Deathdroid's pink neck threateningly.

            "OK, OK!" Deathdroid held his hands up.

            "Right, if I stick this to this with some Krazy glue and sellotape, it should hold."

            "Where did you find Krazy glue and sellotape in the middle of nowhere?" Deathdroid asked.

            "Don't ask me, ask the author. Hmmm, then if I slot these together and stick this part to the finished part…" Nadia fiddled around with her 'radar' parts, her tongue sticking out of the side of her mouth.

            "That looks very…interesting." Deathdroid commented.

            "It does, doesn't it?" Nadia said proudly. "Right, first thing in the morning we'll go looking for dragonballs, k?"

            "Why not right now?"

            "Because I have to…uh…do something." Nadia said quickly, before scampering away.

~*~

            "Dragon, dragon…" Yoli peeped around a tree, muttering the Dragon Ball Z theme tune as she did not know the Pink Panther one. She could clearly see a bright light on in the campsite, and kicked herself for not noticing it earlier. It was so obvious. "Let's go." She said to herself, skulking into a nearby bush, pausing, then dropping onto her front and crawling towards the light, military style.

            "Night everyone." A female voice sounded around the campsite, with replies sounding strangely like those of 'The Waltons'.

            "Bitch." Yoli muttered, feeling insanely jealous of this girl who had no right being in the Vegeta Group. Once everything had gone silent again, Yoli commenced her little army stunt until she came to a huge tent, much bigger than the others, that absolutely reeked Royalty. Yoli gave a little victory smirk and entered the tent quietly, so as not to walk the sleeping Prince. She tiptoed over to a chair, well, what she assumed was a chair since it was so dark. Strange, this chair was furry. And had a tail. And two beady eyes.

            "Ahhhhhh!" Yoli screamed.

            "Ow, my tail." The 'chair' whimpered.

            "Pu'ar?" Yoli asked in disbelief.

            "Yoli?" A familiar voice asked.

            "Nadia?" Another familiar voice resounded in the dark tent.

            "Who the hell are you lot?" This time a strange voice.

            "I could ask you the same thing." Light exploded into the tent as a lamp was switched on.

            "Woah." Yoli looked around, seeing at least fifteen girls standing around, most of which were wearing rather provocative clothing.

            "Hey, what are you doing here?" Nadia demanded, climbing out of a trunk.

            "Same thing as you, apparently." Yoli sniffed. "I win."

            "No way! You're here too!"

            "Yes, but you were here before me." Yoli smirked.

            "Damn, I thought my idea was original." DA appeared from underneath a small table.

            "Well, I don't know what you guys think you came from, but I am here to see Vegeta! All of you can get out!" A girl with medium length, straight brown hair, who Yoli recognised as Jesscheaux, ordered the millions of other girls.

            "No way!" A girl named Dani yelled.

            "Why are we here anyway? Vegeta's not all that great. Now Krillin…" Another girl, Julz, muttered, crossing her arms in annoyance.

            "Cheeky cow! We came from the Piccolo group, we deserve some Vegeta time!" Nadia growled.

            "The Piccolo group? Damn, you are so lucky! He is the best, besides Vegeta, of course."

            "OK, so where is Skittles?" Yoli demanded. "And why does he have Pu'ar in his room?"

              

A/N2: 

 
If you like OFUD, then you'll definitely like OFUG-The Official Fanfiction University Of Gundam Wing! Muwhahahaha, I feature in it as well. Spiffy! It's written by DeathdroidMK3, who is really pink and yellow and has a kitty called Fluffy. One, two, three; Awww!
 
The sequel to Ain't Nothing But Magick is out! Yesh! Maybe this time I'll succeed in seducing Veggie. So, for all you who like J'dee and her never-ending interactive fics (who doesn't?!) then go here; http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/src.php?auth=7979. Millions of Vegeta's running around?! I'm there!