The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Hey guys. If someone speaks to you on MSN, by the name of ElijahIsGod@hotmail.com, it is not me. Some strange person seems to think it must be fun pretending to be me. Poor, disillusioned child.
I am not discontinuing OFUD. I realise my updates have been few and far between, but they will keep coming.
Here's Chapter 65;
"Yeah, why is Pu'ar here?" DA demanded.
"I believe the question should be; 'why are you here?'" A deep voice boomed around the tent.
"Uh oh." Someone muttered.
"Wow." A couple more breathed.
"Well…we heard…voices…yeah, voices." Nadia began.
"So, naturally, we came to investigate." DA added.
"And it would seem that Pu'ar was searching through your underwear drawer." Yoli said quickly.
"What?" Everyone exclaimed, except Yoli.
"Hey, it could have happened!" Yoli defended.
"Get. Out." Vegeta said, clenching his fists as a twitch began to form.
"This is your fault." A scantily-clad girl hissed to her friend as she hurried out of the tent.
"Is not."
"I said 'out'!" Vegeta screamed.
"Nice meeting ya." Yoli directed towards Vegeta before bolting out of the tent with everyone else.
~*~
"This trip is officially over. You only have yourselves to blame if it is three days earlier than planned." Piccolo finished his seemingly never-ending speech, greeted by a mix of groans and sighs of relief from where all the groups had gathered together.
"Thank fuck for that." J'dee announced.
"There goes my plan for screwing Skittles." Yoli muttered unhappily.
"I want a real bed." Nadia moaned.
"What happened to turning back to normal?" Deathdroid demanded.
"Eeep!" Nadia squealed. "Don't sneak up on me like that!"
"Well?"
"Sorry, Deathdroid, but I lost the radar."
"Oh great, I'll stay looking like a pansy for the rest of my life." Deathdroid sulked.
"Why not ask Baba to change you back? We're not at a DragonBall Z University for nothing, ya know." Yoli said.
"She's got a point." DA commented.
"What can I say? I'm a pointy person." Yoli shrugged.
"Clouds are here!" Jeril's voice could be heard over the noise of the crowd.
"Great." Nadia rolled her eyes.
"Hello Ms Goodyear." An unfamiliar, yet unmistakeable, voice greeted.
"George?" Nadia asked incredulously
"Ya know, Nadia, he's not a bit like you described him." DA commented, giving the suit-wearing cloud a once over.
"And his breath does not stink of alcohol." Yoli said, smelling the cloud. "More likes strawberries."
"I see you've been sharing my graces." George smirked.
"Uh…George?" Nadia repeated.
"Please, Nadia, the gawky open-mouth look is so not you." George sighed.
"You didn't tell me he was gay." Yoli added.
"Me neither."
"I am not gay, this is simply me sober."
"Damn, I'm not surprised you're an alcoholic then." Nadia scoffed.
"Reformed alcoholic, please." George sniffed.
~*~ (Back At The University)
"Well, it's good to be home." Yoli said, unpacking the last of her things.
"Yep, but I feel somehow incomplete by not throwing up on the way here. George is an incredibly good flier when not under the influence." Nadia said, a hint of surprise evident in her voice.
"Nadia…"
"Yeah?"
"How do you feel about cheerleaders?" Yoli asked tentatively.
"You mean the inflatable tits, peroxide blonde extensions and sugary pop?"
"Phew, glad the word 'hate' wasn't in the sentence 'cos you would kill me for what I'm about to say." Yoli laughed uncomfortably. "Well…I signed us up for the cheerleader team."
"You did what?!" Nadia demanded. "Woah…the Uni has a cheerleading squad?"
"Well…technically it's a 'Posing Squad'. They have a big national competition and everything."
"At least Vegeta's teaching it."
"…I never said anything about Skittles." Yoli said with confusion.
"Oh, sorry! I just assumed that was why you signed us up…I mean, he's usually the reason for everything else you do."
"Wow, now that's a compliment!" Yoli beamed.
"So, who is the Squad captain?" Nadia inquired.
"Uh…The Ginyu Force. Holy shit, there's a hole in the O-Zone layer!" Yoli said, quickly changing the subject.
"What?!" Nadia screeched.
"I know, I know!" Yoli muttered. "I was pretty shocked too, I mean, radiation!"
"Fuck the damn O-Zone layer! Why the hell did you sign us up with them dickheads?"
"It was a bet…" Yoli said.
"Oh, well that makes it alright then!" Nadia ranted.
"It does?" Yoli asked, a wave of relief washing over her face.
"Fucking sarcasm, Yoli!"
"Oh."
"Is there any upside to this?" Nadia said, trying to calm herself down.
"Yeah…we get to see Deathdroid and S'rac in leotards." Yoli smirked.
A/N2:
If you like OFUD, then you'll definitely like OFUG-The Official Fanfiction University Of Gundam Wing! Muwhahahaha, I feature in it as well. It's written by DeathdroidMK3, who is really pink and yellow and has a kitty called Fluffy. One, two, three; Awww!
The sequel to Ain't Nothing But Magick is out! Yesh! Maybe this time I'll succeed in seducing Veggie. So, for all you who like J'dee and her never-ending interactive fics (who doesn't?!) then go here; . Millions of Vegeta's running around?! I'm there!