The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Many thanks to Joseph, who, without this chapter would not be uploaded. He frequently kicks my arse to update so yay! Oh, and as mentioned before, I don't write OFUD in order for you all to see pretty pictures through my writing, or to set the scene, I'll leave that up to my English coursework. The only thing I aim in doing is making you laugh. If I fail in that, then please, kick my arse.

Chapter 66:

"I feel like a fucktard." Nadia whimpered, looking down at her new 'posing team' outfit.

"You look like one too." Yoli said, bouncing out of the way so Nadia couldn't punch her.

"This better be worth it." Nadia mumbled, making her way towards the large, green field that hardly anyone entered. This was mainly because the Ginyu Force ate their lunch there but also because the grass was rumoured to contain flesh-eating ants.

"I feel so exposed." Nadia heard someone say.

"Puglins, glad to see you could make it!" Yoli shouted to the moaning figure.

"Oh dear God, it's the spawn of Satan." Another voice sounded.

"S'rac?" Nadia gawped, before erupting into laughter.

"Nadia." S'rac nodded in acknowledgement, wearing a painfully tight pink leotard.

"Hey, I never said you had to wear pink." Yoli said.

"It's my sister's. Unlike Deathdroid, here, I don't have a leotard lying around." S'rac sniffed.

"Oi! I told you, I borrowed it!" Deathdroid yelled.

"Yeah well, thanks to you," S'rac glared at Yoli. "My sister thinks I've 'finally come out of the closet."

"Your, um, 'assets' are looking kinda sore, guys." Nadia commented.

"Yeah, well, if your genitals were hanging outside of your body and wrapped in a blue, skin tight thing you'd be sore too!" Deathdroid growled, covering his 'tackle' with his hands.

"Vegeta deals with all the time." Yoli sniffed, earning glares from the two boys.

"Hey, I was pulled into this just as much as you guys!" Nadia held up her hands in defence.

"Well, I don't know about you lot but I think it's great. I feel so free." Yoli commented, running around with her arms flapping wildly.

"We made a bet with her? Were we mad?" S'rac asked Deathdroid, who was fiddling with the crotch of his leotard.

"Why won't it stretch?" Deathdroid wailed.

"Yeah, like it needs stretching." Nadia snorted.

"Stop looking, pervert!" He retorted.

"OK, glad to see we have some new arrivals!" Captain Ginyu greeted them all, looking around at the students. In total there were Nadia, Yoli, Deathdroid and S'rac as well as a ginger-haired girl and an extremely short, overweight boy.

"Ugh, I did not need to see him in a leotard." Yoli said, referring to the short, fat boy and looking disgusted.

"I'm sure he's a very nice person. You are so prejudiced." Nadia accused.

"New word of the day?" Yoli asked.

"Yep." Nadia agreed, commencing the stretches that the Ginyu Force had started doing.

"And this is the anghurical muscle we're working on." Chase said.

"Dude, he so made that word up." Yoli said.

"Yep." Nadia, S'rac and Deathdroid agreed.

"Yeah, I agree!" A scarily high-pitched voice sounded.

"Who the hell are you?" Deathdroid asked, looking at the ginger-haired girl that had secretly joined them.

"Whatever, keep your little 'club'. Like I care." The girl said huffily, re-joining the overweight boy.

"Okay then…" S'rac sounded.

"Stupid fucking assholes. I'll fucking kill them all. Who the hell does that bastard think he is?" A familiar male voice could be heard cursing all the way through the field.

"Is that…?" Yoli began.

"Joseph!" Nadia said, waving insanely.

"Oh dear god no." Joseph cursed.

"Wow, you look good." S'rac said sarcastically.

"Pink?" Joseph raised an eyebrow

"Shut up!"

"How come you're here? Out of choice?" Deathdroid asked in disbelief. 'Why would anyone wish this upon themselves?' he thought.

"Vegeta made me. I was passing notes in class," Joseph replied.

"He made you come here just for that?" S'rac asked.

"Skittles is a fair punisher!" Yoli stated.

"The notes were about his fat, ugly, prostitute of a mother." Joseph grinned.

"Ah." Everyone sounded.

"Ooooo, the green really matches your eyes, Joseph." Yoli smirked.

"Dude, his eyes are brown." Nadia commented.

"So?" Yoli asked.

"So, what you just said doesn't make sense." Deathdroid chimed in.

"So?" Yoli said again.

"So, Nadia corrected you." S'rac tried.

"So?" Again, Yoli asked.

"So, you are becoming highly annoying." Joseph muttered.

"So?"

"Shut up!" They all shouted.

"Woah, guys, chill!" Yoli said, before grinning. "So?" She whispered. "Did you hear that? How weird!" Yoli covered when everyone glared at her.

"You!" Captain Ginyu barked.

"Me?" Yoli asked.

"Yes, you!" He repeated.

"Me?" Yoli asked again.

"Yes, you. Come here."

"Me?"

"Yoli!" Joseph and Deathdroid shouted. Nadia and S'rac slapped their foreheads.

"Oh, you meant me!" Yoli grinned, stepping towards Captain Ginyu.

"Right, I want you to copy me. Then I want you all to copy….uh…" Captain Ginyu looked at Yoli for help.

"Yoli." Yoli offered.

"Yoli." He copied. He then went into what I suppose you could call a pose, except all he did was stick his left arm out in front of him. Yoli quickly followed suit, grinning at how easy this was. The rest also followed.

"Ouch." The overweight boy said as he crashed to the ground.

"Mildred, help Charles III up." Chase ordered, resuming teaching when she had. "OK, same as before. Yoli will follow me, you will follow her." Captain Ginyu said, before sticking his left leg out at a funny angle. Yoli was about to follow when he raised his hand to signal her to stop. He then carried on, swinging his left leg up, whilst at the same time moving his right leg to the left quickly, then throwing his weight backwards and landing on his hands. The Ginyu Force looked at Yoli expectantly. S'rac, Deathdroid, Joseph and Nadia gawked.

"Uh…" Yoli sounded, before screwing up her face in concentration and sticking her left leg out.

"She's not actually gonna try, is she?" S'rac asked in disbelief.

"Hello, this is Yoli we're talking about." Nadia reminded him.

Swinging her legs out haphazardly, and throwing in some kung-fu style arm movements, she swung herself backwards and…..to the side, rolled over onto her head and let out a moan.

"Owwies." Yoli's muffled voice could be heard.

"Amateur." Charles III commented.

"Like you could do better!" Nadia defended her friend.

"I could do better with my eyes closed." He boasted.

"I'd like to see it, Fatso."

"Fine." The reply came. Charles III stuck out his leg at an odd angle and closed his eyes. Perfectly, he swung both legs at the same time, threw his weight backwards and landed on his hands. Then he opened his eyes. "Told you."

"Does this mean I'm a retard?" Yoli's muffled voice came again.

"I stand corrected." Nadia said, as she and the others, save Mildred, gawked.

"Ya know, I think we're not Posing Team material." Yoli called from her tangled heap.

"Exactly what I was thinking, let's go." Nadia called.

"I can't." Joseph and Yoli said at the same time.

"Why?" Nadia asked. "Joseph, you first."

"I was given this as punishment. No way will Vegetable Head let me skip."

"I'm sorry but, you're just not Posing Team material." Chase said, as he approached the group. "I'm afraid we'll have to let you go."

"I can't believe we got kicked off before we even had chance to walk out!" S'rac said, humiliated.

"Guess you got out of your punishment. What about you Yoli?" Deathdroid called over to her.

"My leotard has ripped in a really dodgy place."

~*~

"Hey guys, I have the perfect idea!" Yoli said, whilst taking a bite of her tuna sandwich.

"No way." Nadia, S'rac, Deathdroid and Joseph chorused.

"You don't even know what it is!" Yoli whined.

"And I don't wanna." Deathdroid shook his head.

"It's cool!" Yoli teased. After about thirty seconds she let out a sigh. "OK, I'll tell you, quit hassling me." The group exchanged blank looks. "A slumber party!" She grinned from ear to ear.

"Excuse me?" S'rac asked.

"I'm holding a slumber party and yourself, Deathdroid, Joseph and Nadia are cordially invited."

"Why the hell would I want to come to any 'slumber party', let alone one held by you?" Joseph asked.

"Cos you love me, I'm cool and I say so." Yoli stuck out her tongue.

"Good reasons." Nadia said sarcastically.

"See you all at eight! Don't forget your PJ's!" Yoli grinned, pulling Nadia behind her.

"Did she just rope us into another freaky thing?" S'rac asked.

"Well, we don't have to go." Joseph said.

"Yeah right, this is OFUD. Of course we'll end up going, for one reason or another." S'rac said.

"I don't know what you two are complaining about. I usually have to order this kinda stuff on my dad's credit card and wait for the bill to destroy it when it comes." Deathdroid said happily.

"What?" S'rac asked.

"Do you think they'll have a pillow fight?" Deathdroid asked nobody in particular, his eyes glazing over as he went off into his own world.

"He is quite possibly the scariest person I've ever met." S'rac commented.

"Ouch, that cuts deep." Joseph acted hurt. "What about me?"

"Close second, Joseph, close second."

"A pillow fight in their undies!" Deathdroid said, apparently thinking all the possibilities up in his mind.

"We're not with him." Joseph told the passer-bys who were looking at Deathdroid as if he were still pink and yellow.

A/N2:

If you like OFUD, then you'll definitely like OFUG-The Official Fanfiction University Of Gundam Wing! Muwhahahaha, I feature in it as well. It's written by DeathdroidMK3, who is really pink and yellow and has a kitty called Fluffy. One, two, three; Awww!

The sequel to Ain't Nothing But Magick is out! Yesh! Maybe this time I'll succeed in seducing Veggie. So, for all you who like J'dee and her never-ending interactive fics (who doesn't?!) then go here; . Millions of Vegeta's running around?! I'm there!