The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Finally, people, I have taken this fic of hiatus. I have also got another fic in the pipeline, but I won't get ahead of myself. So, without further adieu, I give you;

Chapter 67

"…And then it went boom!" Yoli finished, falling onto her dorm floor in fits of laughter.

"How was that funny?" Nadia asked, looking slightly confused.

"Shut up." Yoli replied, seriously. "Jeebus, when are the others getting here?"

"Well, I'm already here." A voice came from the door.

"Ahhhhh! It's Jeebus! Save me…uh…wow, who the hell is gonna save me from Jeebus?" Yoli asked herself.

"Come in DA, Yoli's a bit excited about seeing Joseph in his pyjamas." Nadia rolled her eyes. "Don't mind her."

"I never do." Came the swift reply.

"Oi!" Yoli shouted from under her bed, where she was retrieving some socks she had left under there for three months as an 'experiment'.

"What are you gonna do with them?" Nadia asked, slightly alarmed.

"My little surprise." Yoli grinned, rather scarily.

"Oooo, a cunning and perhaps evil plan. I wanna know!" DA whined, but earning only a small shake of the head and wink from Yoli. A loud, deafening bang could be heard at the door.

"Do you want to tell everyone about this secret sleepover?" Joseph's voice came from behind the door.

"But pillow fights in their underwear!" This time Deathdroid could be heard.

"Why am I here?" S'rac could be heard.

"Enter." Yoli said, trying to make her voice sound ominous and booming, but ended up sounding constipated.

"I brought a sleeping bag!" Deathdroid exclaimed excitedly as Nadia let the three boys in.

"Clever boy." DA said sarcastically.

"We have cheese!" Yoli added, almost as excitedly.

"So…what do we do at sleepovers?" S'rac asked, somewhat sceptically. This comment earned gasps all around.

"You've never been to a sleepover before?" DA asked, a look of amazement crossing her features.

"Yes, but never one situated in the girls' dormitories of a university for fan fiction writers of DragonBall Z, per say. Have you?" He asked.

"Uh…no." Was the general answer.

"C'mon people, here is what's on the agenda for the first hour." Nadia rubbed her hands together in glee. "If you will all please crowd around the telescope and our first movie will begin."

"This is my favourite!" Yoli added as they all went up to the telescope that was situated at the window.

"What are we looking at? Girls having pillow fights in their undies?" Deathdroid asked, hyperventilating somewhat.

"No, let me adjust it." Nadia said. "That's it."

"Oh my God!" Deathdroid screamed, recoiling in horror.

"I'm blind!" S'rac wailed, tripping over someone's foot and landing onto the floor with a 'thud'.

"What's wrong?" DA asked, not taking her eyes off of the telescope.

"Yeah, what's…I mean, 'Noooo! That's horrible'!" Joseph cried, turning away from the telescope, albeit reluctantly.

"You three are Peeping Toms!" S'rac accused.

"Huh? It's just Skittles, taking his nightly bath at ten sharp." Yoli said.

"That is wrong." Deathdroid shook his head.

"Your mum is wrong!" Yoli shouted angrily.

"Even though I don't understand that, I'm sure it was insulting!" Deathdroid shouted. "This is a shit sleepover! I'm going to sleep."

"Good!" DA replied. "You're boring!"

"Why? Because I don't wanna perv on Vegeta?" Deathdroid demanded.

"Pretty much, yeah." Nadia answered.

"Well screw that!" Deathdroid said angrily, before disappearing into his sleeping bag.

"I wish I could." Yoli sighed wistfully.

"Uh…" Joseph muttered, standing in the middle of the dorm. S'rac, it seemed, had fallen asleep promptly upon hitting the floor. Either that or he was unconscious. "I guess I'll…uh…sleep too." He said, staring wistfully at the telescope, yet managing to tear himself away and sink under a duvet.

~*~ Three Vegeta-watching hours later ~*~

The dorm was silent, only the soft, deep breathing of five people could be heard throughout the room. The telescope lay on it's side, where Yoli had kicked it as Vegeta had recently invested in a shower curtain.

Suddenly, two bright eyes opened, unclouded from sleep. It would seem that the person had not actually been to sleep just yet and was waiting. Waiting for something, or someone. The person could be heard shuffling along the floor to a corner, where Joseph slept peacefully.

A bright light engulfed the room, causing the person to squint to see which arsehole had thwarted their plans by switching on the lights.

"Yoli?" Nadia's sleepy voice came from the direction of the light switch.

"Yes?" Yoli hissed.

"What are you doing?"

"I was going to try and 'snuggle' with Joseph, if you don't mind."

"Where is Joseph?" Nadia asked.

"What do you mean? He's…" Yoli didn't finish her sentence, for Joseph was not in his sleeping bag.

"S'rac?" Nadia's voice came again, laced with confusion and a hint of amusement.

"Mmmm?" S'rac answered sleepily, his eyes still closed, trying to hold onto his dream.

"Why are you sleeping with Joseph?" She asked.

"What?" Yoli asked in shock.

"What?" S'rac leapt out of his sleeping bag, leaving Joseph there, smiling.

"What's all the racket about?" He asked calmly.


"You were…and I was…and we were…" S'rac stuttered.

"Magical, wasn't it?" Joseph smirked as S'rac's mouth dropped a few hundred feet.

"You two did it?" Yoli asked. "Well that explains it! You're the residential gay guy! No wonder you could resist my womanly charms." She said, shooting a glare at Nadia, who snorted.

"I'm not gay!" S'rac said.

"Uh huh, and I'm not…" Nadia was interrupted by a girl's scream and frantic knocking from across the hall. "What the…?" She left the sentence hanging as the four OFUD students scrambled to the door. DA and Deathdroid were still sleeping soundly.

"Help me!" Goku could be seen in his Homer Simpson boxers, hair crazier than usual, banging on the door across from Yoli and Nadia's dorm.

"No wonder he's still out there. They're Cell fans. Despise Kakkarot almost as much as we do." Yoli explained.

"Get lost!" A female voice shouted from the room in which Goku was banging on.

"I'm not gay!" S'rac said, trying to make Yoli listen to him, but she was too interested in Goku's little drama.

"Someone's trying to kill me!" Goku pleaded, holding up a box. "They sent me a bomb!"

"Bomb?!" The four adolescents looked at each other in panic before screaming.

"Don't worry, it already exploded on me." Goku grinned, pointing to two ashen marks on his cheek.

"Dick." Nadia muttered.

"They've been sending me death threats and everything!"


"Yoli?" Joseph asked.

"Wasn't me…this time." She smirked.

"Then who?" Nadia asked, confused.

"About two thirds of the OFUD population?" Yoli offered.

"I don't know why anyone would want to kill me!" Goku said, ignoring the snorts. "But they signed it 'Nee Nuu'."

"Nee Nuu, you say? This looks like a job for Inspector Yoli and her sidekick Nadia!" Yoli said theatrically.

"No way! I'm the Inspector!" Nadia argued.

"Inspect this." Yoli said as she flipped her off.

"I'm not gay!" S'rac called after the arguing girls, flinching as they started pulling each others hair. "Shame, Deathdroid would've loved this." He said as he looked a the sleeping boy.