Voldemort's Shopping Tips
Disclaimer: I own nothing at all in this story. J.K. owns all the characters. All I own is the pointless plot ans Super Greasy Grease Gel.
A/N: Just in case you didn't know, Voldemort is supposed to be a girl in this story. Don't worry! It's not a slasher fic. I hate slasher fics!
VOLI: Are you ready girls? First of all, never ever wear completely black robes. Always, add a touch of the potion your working with. That way your man will think you're smart even though you're a complete airhead like me! Am I right girls?
AUDIENCE: Right Voldi! With an I!
A PERSON WHO IS WAY TOO INTO THE SHOW: You go girl!
VOLDI: Security!
(While being dragged out of the studio, this person is screaming at the top of their lungs.)
THE PERSON WHO IS WAY TOO INTO THE SHOW: Voldi! I will always love your show! You rock girl!
VOLDI: Second of all, never forget to put on you Super Greasy Grease Gel for your hair. Snape is a big example to all of us! Am I right?
AUDIENCE: Right! Snape rocks! Snape rocks! Snape rocks!
VOLDI: Settle down girls! Now that it's the end of our show, I'm going to give all of you a very special gift basket. Black robes and Super Greasy Grease Gel! Enjoy!
AUDIENCE: Voldi with an I! Voldi with an I!
VOLDI: Until next time girls, always remember, never eat breath mints! Goodbye everybody!
Disclaimer: I own nothing at all in this story. J.K. owns all the characters. All I own is the pointless plot ans Super Greasy Grease Gel.
A/N: Just in case you didn't know, Voldemort is supposed to be a girl in this story. Don't worry! It's not a slasher fic. I hate slasher fics!
VOLI: Are you ready girls? First of all, never ever wear completely black robes. Always, add a touch of the potion your working with. That way your man will think you're smart even though you're a complete airhead like me! Am I right girls?
AUDIENCE: Right Voldi! With an I!
A PERSON WHO IS WAY TOO INTO THE SHOW: You go girl!
VOLDI: Security!
(While being dragged out of the studio, this person is screaming at the top of their lungs.)
THE PERSON WHO IS WAY TOO INTO THE SHOW: Voldi! I will always love your show! You rock girl!
VOLDI: Second of all, never forget to put on you Super Greasy Grease Gel for your hair. Snape is a big example to all of us! Am I right?
AUDIENCE: Right! Snape rocks! Snape rocks! Snape rocks!
VOLDI: Settle down girls! Now that it's the end of our show, I'm going to give all of you a very special gift basket. Black robes and Super Greasy Grease Gel! Enjoy!
AUDIENCE: Voldi with an I! Voldi with an I!
VOLDI: Until next time girls, always remember, never eat breath mints! Goodbye everybody!