Chapter 12
The walk back to their rooms was not exactly the most pleasant ever. Negative. It was the least pleasant walk either had ever been on.
Of course, it didn't help when they ran into Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoys, a.k.a. King of Hair Gel (if there ever was one). He had just had a visit with his father that put him in a content mood.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't the Professor and the-"
Hermione walked up to him and slapped his face before he could finish the sentence.
"Forgive me, Mrs. Snape," he said looking Severus in the eye, "I was just going to say the lovely Mrs."
"And Merlin was a tree hugger. Save your bullshit for someone else, Malfoy."
"My, my, my. The sexual tension is evident here."
"Yes, of course. Feel the sexual tension..wah wah wah," she said making waves vibrate off her body.
"Hermione, I do believe there are other things we have to attend to. Mr. Malfoy not being one of them."
"Of course, you supreme Sex God."
Without even blinking, Severus whisked Hermione off her feet and started to snog her all the way down the hall. As soon as he got to their rooms, he had to let her go. He wasn't happy about losing the close warmth that was called Hermione Granger-Snape.
"Uh..Severus?" Hermione timidly questioned.
"Yes, Mrs. Snape?"
"Do you think we could wait a little while before we..you know?"
"Well, Crookshanks must've grabbed a hold of your tongue… I was just screaming the word sex in Dumbledore's, the greatest wizard of our time, office and you can't say this small, itty bitty, diminutive word to your husband?"
"Ok, ok, ok. Would it be possible to prolong the process of shagging like rabbits?"
Snape dramatically sighed, "Only if we must."
"Well, I would like to wait until the N.E.W.T.s are over."
"That's well over 2 months away!"
"Yes, I know. I counted."
"I will give you one week, Mrs. Snape. If you are not ready in one week, you never will
be."
Hermione nodded and said she would be ready, but what Snape didn't know, wouldn't
hurt him.
Hermione was going to seduce him.
The walk back to their rooms was not exactly the most pleasant ever. Negative. It was the least pleasant walk either had ever been on.
Of course, it didn't help when they ran into Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoys, a.k.a. King of Hair Gel (if there ever was one). He had just had a visit with his father that put him in a content mood.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't the Professor and the-"
Hermione walked up to him and slapped his face before he could finish the sentence.
"Forgive me, Mrs. Snape," he said looking Severus in the eye, "I was just going to say the lovely Mrs."
"And Merlin was a tree hugger. Save your bullshit for someone else, Malfoy."
"My, my, my. The sexual tension is evident here."
"Yes, of course. Feel the sexual tension..wah wah wah," she said making waves vibrate off her body.
"Hermione, I do believe there are other things we have to attend to. Mr. Malfoy not being one of them."
"Of course, you supreme Sex God."
Without even blinking, Severus whisked Hermione off her feet and started to snog her all the way down the hall. As soon as he got to their rooms, he had to let her go. He wasn't happy about losing the close warmth that was called Hermione Granger-Snape.
"Uh..Severus?" Hermione timidly questioned.
"Yes, Mrs. Snape?"
"Do you think we could wait a little while before we..you know?"
"Well, Crookshanks must've grabbed a hold of your tongue… I was just screaming the word sex in Dumbledore's, the greatest wizard of our time, office and you can't say this small, itty bitty, diminutive word to your husband?"
"Ok, ok, ok. Would it be possible to prolong the process of shagging like rabbits?"
Snape dramatically sighed, "Only if we must."
"Well, I would like to wait until the N.E.W.T.s are over."
"That's well over 2 months away!"
"Yes, I know. I counted."
"I will give you one week, Mrs. Snape. If you are not ready in one week, you never will
be."
Hermione nodded and said she would be ready, but what Snape didn't know, wouldn't
hurt him.
Hermione was going to seduce him.