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Spirit:*GLARE* I hate ff.net and I hope anyone who hates me can GO TO HELL!!!!
Y/M: (O_o)
Spirit: IF ANYONE DARES TO REPORT ME FOR NOTHING I'LL SHIVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP THEIR ASS THEY'LL BE BEGGING FOR DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y-G-O gang:*backing slowly away from her*
Spirit:*HUGE GLARE*
Tea: Eh...shouldn't yah start the fic?
Spirit: (O_o) Oh yeah...this is a humor fic and slight romance!
Tea: Lets go then!!
Spirit: Enjoy...
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Duel between Bakura and Yami—Take 1!
Bakura: I have manipulated every move you've made, little Yugi!
Yami: Ooh, I'm so afraid!*making a face at him*
Bakura: VERY MATURE YOU GOD DAMN—
Director: CUT!!!
Bakura vs. Yami—Take 2!
Yami: I play Dark Magician Girl in attack mode!
Bakura:*mumbles* Oh brother, is it obvious he wants to look up her skirt?
Yami:*in thought* Wow! She has a nice thong!
Bakura:*read his mind* What a perverted Pharaoh...
Director: HELLO??!?!
Bakura: Um, hehehehe! Little Yugi, you have no idea what you have just done!
Yami: Huh? Well, um, I NEED TO GO TAKE A SHOWER!!!!*zooms off*
Bakura: (O_O) (^_^) Mwahahahahahaha!!!! That idiot got himself horny!!!
Director: (*_*) *SIGHS* CUT!
Bakura vs. Yami Take 3!
Yami:*wet from his shower**avoiding looking at DMG*
Bakura: Alright, I am about to win this duel, Yugi! So prepare yourself!
Yami: I believe in the heart of the cards, nothing can—
Bakura: OH SHUT UP!!!!!
Serenity: O_O) He's scary, Joey!
Joey: (-_-) So is Tristan, but I never said anything.
Serenity: (O_O)
Tristan: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!
Joey:*SIGH* You heard me, old buddy, now shut up.
Tristan: (O_o) 'Is Joey getting smarter?'
Kaiba: (O_O) WTF?!
Director: ONLY BAKURA AND YAMI ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING HERE!!!!!
Bakura & Yami: (O_o) Huh??
Director: CUT!!!!!!!! Break!
Behind the scenes.............
Malik:*smoking a cigarette* Ahhh!! This is the life!
Tea: Malik! The director's doing drug tests!
Malik:*sniffs Tea* You smell good. A little too good. You trying to hide something?
Tea: What! I am not, Malik!
Malik: aww, come one, Tea! Tell me! I can keep a secret!
Tea: No!
Malik: Please Tea? Come on!
Y/M: What the hell are you 2 doing?
Malik:*has a hold on Tea's hands, making her leaned into him* Huh?
Y/M:*raises an eyebrow*
Malik: fuck off, Y/M! We're busy!
Y/M: As I can see.....
Malik & Tea: (*_*)
Elsewhere...........
Ryou:*sleeping* SNORE I am king....SNORE I am king.....SNORE I will destroy any who dares harm my butt SNORE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I AM KING!!!! SNORE
Bakura:*comes in**hears Ryou* THE FUCK??!*kicks him awake*
Ryou: Hisses*
Bakura: (OO;)
Ryou: I am no one to your account, devil child! ROOOAAAARRRR!!!!*attacks Bakura*
Bakura: Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!
Mai:*knocked on her ass by Bakura and Ryou* Owwwww!!!
Ryou: (@_@) MWAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Mai: (O_O) (-_-) I don't want to ask.
Joey vs. Odion
Joey: I can tear you from limb to limb, baldy!
Odion:*fuming inside* 'Next time he calls me baldy, I'm gonna shove my fake rod up his REAL ass!!!!'
Joey: EH, whats yer problem Malik?
Odion: (-_-)
Joey:*sweating*
Odion: *crazy eyes* DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!*attacks Joey*
Joey: (O_O) AUUUGGHHHH!!! HELP ME MOMMY!!!
Mai:*has Joey behind her, hiding*
Odion: OUT OF MY WAY, VALENTINE!!!!*shoves Mai out of the way*
Joey:*sqeals like a pig* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*goes on his knees and prays*
Director: CUT!!!!!!!!!! Oh brother....
Behind the scenes..........
Joey:*grumbles* Stupid Malik-wanna-be
Odion: WHAT WAS THAT, WHEELER??! ?!?
Joey:*screams like a girl* EEK!*hides somewhere*
Odion:*Glare*
Malik: That director has some nerve!
Y/M: We're almost to my part! Oh yeah!
Everyone:*sweatdrop* uhh.....
Y/M: What?
Everyone:*anime fall*
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Spirit: Please review and tell me how you liked it! Bye!
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Spirit:*GLARE* I hate ff.net and I hope anyone who hates me can GO TO HELL!!!!
Y/M: (O_o)
Spirit: IF ANYONE DARES TO REPORT ME FOR NOTHING I'LL SHIVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP THEIR ASS THEY'LL BE BEGGING FOR DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y-G-O gang:*backing slowly away from her*
Spirit:*HUGE GLARE*
Tea: Eh...shouldn't yah start the fic?
Spirit: (O_o) Oh yeah...this is a humor fic and slight romance!
Tea: Lets go then!!
Spirit: Enjoy...
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Duel between Bakura and Yami—Take 1!
Bakura: I have manipulated every move you've made, little Yugi!
Yami: Ooh, I'm so afraid!*making a face at him*
Bakura: VERY MATURE YOU GOD DAMN—
Director: CUT!!!
Bakura vs. Yami—Take 2!
Yami: I play Dark Magician Girl in attack mode!
Bakura:*mumbles* Oh brother, is it obvious he wants to look up her skirt?
Yami:*in thought* Wow! She has a nice thong!
Bakura:*read his mind* What a perverted Pharaoh...
Director: HELLO??!?!
Bakura: Um, hehehehe! Little Yugi, you have no idea what you have just done!
Yami: Huh? Well, um, I NEED TO GO TAKE A SHOWER!!!!*zooms off*
Bakura: (O_O) (^_^) Mwahahahahahaha!!!! That idiot got himself horny!!!
Director: (*_*) *SIGHS* CUT!
Bakura vs. Yami Take 3!
Yami:*wet from his shower**avoiding looking at DMG*
Bakura: Alright, I am about to win this duel, Yugi! So prepare yourself!
Yami: I believe in the heart of the cards, nothing can—
Bakura: OH SHUT UP!!!!!
Serenity: O_O) He's scary, Joey!
Joey: (-_-) So is Tristan, but I never said anything.
Serenity: (O_O)
Tristan: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!
Joey:*SIGH* You heard me, old buddy, now shut up.
Tristan: (O_o) 'Is Joey getting smarter?'
Kaiba: (O_O) WTF?!
Director: ONLY BAKURA AND YAMI ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING HERE!!!!!
Bakura & Yami: (O_o) Huh??
Director: CUT!!!!!!!! Break!
Behind the scenes.............
Malik:*smoking a cigarette* Ahhh!! This is the life!
Tea: Malik! The director's doing drug tests!
Malik:*sniffs Tea* You smell good. A little too good. You trying to hide something?
Tea: What! I am not, Malik!
Malik: aww, come one, Tea! Tell me! I can keep a secret!
Tea: No!
Malik: Please Tea? Come on!
Y/M: What the hell are you 2 doing?
Malik:*has a hold on Tea's hands, making her leaned into him* Huh?
Y/M:*raises an eyebrow*
Malik: fuck off, Y/M! We're busy!
Y/M: As I can see.....
Malik & Tea: (*_*)
Elsewhere...........
Ryou:*sleeping* SNORE I am king....SNORE I am king.....SNORE I will destroy any who dares harm my butt SNORE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I AM KING!!!! SNORE
Bakura:*comes in**hears Ryou* THE FUCK??!*kicks him awake*
Ryou: Hisses*
Bakura: (OO;)
Ryou: I am no one to your account, devil child! ROOOAAAARRRR!!!!*attacks Bakura*
Bakura: Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!
Mai:*knocked on her ass by Bakura and Ryou* Owwwww!!!
Ryou: (@_@) MWAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Mai: (O_O) (-_-) I don't want to ask.
Joey vs. Odion
Joey: I can tear you from limb to limb, baldy!
Odion:*fuming inside* 'Next time he calls me baldy, I'm gonna shove my fake rod up his REAL ass!!!!'
Joey: EH, whats yer problem Malik?
Odion: (-_-)
Joey:*sweating*
Odion: *crazy eyes* DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!*attacks Joey*
Joey: (O_O) AUUUGGHHHH!!! HELP ME MOMMY!!!
Mai:*has Joey behind her, hiding*
Odion: OUT OF MY WAY, VALENTINE!!!!*shoves Mai out of the way*
Joey:*sqeals like a pig* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*goes on his knees and prays*
Director: CUT!!!!!!!!!! Oh brother....
Behind the scenes..........
Joey:*grumbles* Stupid Malik-wanna-be
Odion: WHAT WAS THAT, WHEELER??! ?!?
Joey:*screams like a girl* EEK!*hides somewhere*
Odion:*Glare*
Malik: That director has some nerve!
Y/M: We're almost to my part! Oh yeah!
Everyone:*sweatdrop* uhh.....
Y/M: What?
Everyone:*anime fall*
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Spirit: Please review and tell me how you liked it! Bye!