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Yogo: () Hey everyone! Long time, no see, eh?
Joey:eying Odion Yeah, sure, whateva.
Yogo: (-.-) Ok...() Here's the 2nd chappie! Enjoy!
Joey Vs. Odion --Take 2!
Joey:shivering
Odion:remembering his past
Joey:going bug-eyed
Odion:ditto
Yami:doing something with his...pants zipper
Tea:yawns (ZZ)
Malik:looking around dumbly Uhh...
Odion: PHARAOH, WHAT IN THE 9 REGIONS OF HELL ARE YOU DOING???!?! (OO'''''''''''')
Malik:jumps
Yami: (Oo) Uh...Carbonating?
Tea: ()
Yami Malik vs. Mai—Take 1!
Y/M: Very well. Take my Egyptian God Card...
Mai: I will thank you!
Tea: Psst! Y/M!
Y/M:blinks Yes?turns to Tea
Tea: Do you remember what my lines are? I forgot!
Y/M: Oh yeah, you're suppose to cheer Mai on, saying stuff like 'You can beat him Mai' and all that shit.
Tea: Oh! Thanks!
Y/M: Whatever.
Film guy: (Oo) Um...
Director: Cut!
Yami Malik vs. Mai—Take 2!
Mai: I summon The Winged Dragon Of Ra!!
Ra:in a ball
Yami: What is...?
Joey: Aw, look it's a popcorn ball! Yuummm!!!goes up and bites Ra
Ra: (OO''''''''''') Holy fuck, that HUURRRTT!!!!jumps out of ball position
Joey:eating Ra
Y/M: Let go of my God Card, Wheeler!!
Kaiba: 'He's that stupid??'
Director: CUT! Ok, everyone, get ready for the drug tests!
Behind the scenes
Malik: Aw man...I'm, so busted!!
Tea: Oh stop whining!! At least you didn't have any co—Eh heh, heh...
Malik: What was that, Tea? Huh? What did I not have?
Tea: Never mind...
Malik: No, no, what did I not have and you did!
Tea: Nothing! Some Diet Coke! Eh heh, heh, heh...
Malik: Diet pop gives you cancer, did you know that?
Tea: (OO) Damn...
Malik: (OO'''') Did you just cuss at me?
Tea: Fck you, Malik!!!stomps off
Malik: (XX) That answers my question...
Director: Ishtar!
Malik: Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
Inside Room
Doctor:pumps Malik's blood La, la, la, la, doo, doo, doo, doo, dee, dee, dee, dee—
Malik:growls
Doctor:shuts up Ok, let's see what you have here! Ah, a healthy blood pressure! Now, I need you to fill these up!picks up two buckets
Malik: (OO) With WHAT?
Doctor: Urine. ()
Malik: (==) No...fcking...way...
Doctor: Yup! Hurry up, spit, spot!
Malik: 'Gay-ass freak...'
2 hours later...
Malik:comes out, looking pale
Tea: What's wrong Malik?
Malik: I have no piss in my system...
Tea: (OO) Um, sorry?
Director: Gardner!
Tea: Coming!
Malik:fumes 'I could've scored too!!'
Inside room
Bakura, dressed as Doctor:pumps Tea's blood
Tea: () () ()
Bakura:in a high voice Your blood pressure is, are you nneerrrvvvooouusss?
Tea:sweats Um, no?
Bakura:eyes her Ok...Now, take off all your clothes.
Tea: (XX) WHAT?
Bakura: Body check.
Tea: I'm fine, really!
Bakura: You've been doing cocaine.(in his voice)
Tea" BAKURA??!?!?!
Bakura: Yes, Tea, dear?
Tea: AUGH! Pervert!
Outside room
Director: (----)
Tristan:yawns
SLLLLAAPP!!!
CRASH!!!
BAM!
"YEEOOWWCCHH!!! TEA, STOOPPP!!!"
"NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAA!!!!"
"AUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Director: (Oo)
Tristan: Wow buddy!
Director: (XX)
Tea:storms out, dragging Bakura by his hair
Bakura:sobbing Help me, abiou!!!
Ryou:eating popcorn Sorry mate.
Bakura: YOU'LL BE SORRY IN A MINUTE, MATE!!!!!!!
Ryou: (OO) Bloody hell...
Yami Malik vs. Bakura in Shadow Realm—Take 1
Director:yawns
Y/M: Mwahahaaha...This is getting so old...
Bakura: You're telling me. That's probably why Malik can never get Tea in bed...
Y/M: Don't you mean me?
Bakura: (Oo) You like her too?
Y/M: She's good enough for me!
Bakura: DIE!lunges at him
Director: CUT! CUT! HEY, KNOCK IT OFF!!!gets kicked Ungh...I hate my job...
Yami Malik vs. Bakura—Take 2
Y/M:with a black eye I shall devour your brains!
Bakura: (OO)looks at the Director
Director: Waaiiitt a minute! That;s not in the script!
Y/M: It is too. It took me 5 hours to memorize it!
Director: Well, it ain't in the script.
Y/M: Ain't ain't a word so you ain't gonna say it! sticks out tongue
Bakura: oh, very mature, Y/M, very mature.
Y/N: Shuddup.
Yami Malik vs. Bakura—Take 3!
Bakura: I thought you knew all the secrets of Ra!
Malik: Well you obvious thought wrong because I didn't know all the secrets of Ra, therefore I knew that he knew that I knew that he knew that I knew that he knew that I knew that he knew that I knew that knew that I knew that he knew that I knew that he knew that I knew that he knew that I knew that he knew that I didn't know about all the secrets of Ra!
Bakura: (XX) Wh-what?looking deranged
Y/M: (Oo)
Director: () What did he just say???
Yami Malik vs. Bakura—Take 4!
Yami Malik: Now I will summon the Almighty Ra!!!
Ra:taking a bath Eek! Peeping Tom's!!!goes back to the card
Y/M: (OO)staring at his card No...Fucking...Way...
Yami Malik vs. Bakura—Take 5!
Malik: She bangs, she bangs, I go crazy, when she moves, she moves, I go crazy!!
Bakura: Malik, they're taping us.
Malik: What?? Oh, um, where are we again?
Director:slaps a hand to his forehead
Yami Malik vs. Bakura—Take 6!
Malik: How did he know all the secrets of Ra and I didn't?!
Bakura: How am I supposed to know!
Y/M: Now, I will use Instant Attack and then from their I will use this to become apart of Ra! Bwahaahahaha!!
Malik: Holy shit!!
Bakura: Fuck!
Director: CUT! This is a 7 show!!
Bakura and Malik: Oh...oops.
Y/M: Well that fucking sucks...
Yogo: () Well, there you have it! It's the longest chappie I've got for you...Well, compared to the 1st chapter. () I tried to make this full of humor for you! Ja ne!
Yogo: () Hey everyone! Long time, no see, eh?
Joey:eying Odion Yeah, sure, whateva.
Yogo: (-.-) Ok...() Here's the 2nd chappie! Enjoy!
Joey Vs. Odion --Take 2!
Joey:shivering
Odion:remembering his past
Joey:going bug-eyed
Odion:ditto
Yami:doing something with his...pants zipper
Tea:yawns (ZZ)
Malik:looking around dumbly Uhh...
Odion: PHARAOH, WHAT IN THE 9 REGIONS OF HELL ARE YOU DOING???!?! (OO'''''''''''')
Malik:jumps
Yami: (Oo) Uh...Carbonating?
Tea: ()
Yami Malik vs. Mai—Take 1!
Y/M: Very well. Take my Egyptian God Card...
Mai: I will thank you!
Tea: Psst! Y/M!
Y/M:blinks Yes?turns to Tea
Tea: Do you remember what my lines are? I forgot!
Y/M: Oh yeah, you're suppose to cheer Mai on, saying stuff like 'You can beat him Mai' and all that shit.
Tea: Oh! Thanks!
Y/M: Whatever.
Film guy: (Oo) Um...
Director: Cut!
Yami Malik vs. Mai—Take 2!
Mai: I summon The Winged Dragon Of Ra!!
Ra:in a ball
Yami: What is...?
Joey: Aw, look it's a popcorn ball! Yuummm!!!goes up and bites Ra
Ra: (OO''''''''''') Holy fuck, that HUURRRTT!!!!jumps out of ball position
Joey:eating Ra
Y/M: Let go of my God Card, Wheeler!!
Kaiba: 'He's that stupid??'
Director: CUT! Ok, everyone, get ready for the drug tests!
Behind the scenes
Malik: Aw man...I'm, so busted!!
Tea: Oh stop whining!! At least you didn't have any co—Eh heh, heh...
Malik: What was that, Tea? Huh? What did I not have?
Tea: Never mind...
Malik: No, no, what did I not have and you did!
Tea: Nothing! Some Diet Coke! Eh heh, heh, heh...
Malik: Diet pop gives you cancer, did you know that?
Tea: (OO) Damn...
Malik: (OO'''') Did you just cuss at me?
Tea: Fck you, Malik!!!stomps off
Malik: (XX) That answers my question...
Director: Ishtar!
Malik: Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
Inside Room
Doctor:pumps Malik's blood La, la, la, la, doo, doo, doo, doo, dee, dee, dee, dee—
Malik:growls
Doctor:shuts up Ok, let's see what you have here! Ah, a healthy blood pressure! Now, I need you to fill these up!picks up two buckets
Malik: (OO) With WHAT?
Doctor: Urine. ()
Malik: (==) No...fcking...way...
Doctor: Yup! Hurry up, spit, spot!
Malik: 'Gay-ass freak...'
2 hours later...
Malik:comes out, looking pale
Tea: What's wrong Malik?
Malik: I have no piss in my system...
Tea: (OO) Um, sorry?
Director: Gardner!
Tea: Coming!
Malik:fumes 'I could've scored too!!'
Inside room
Bakura, dressed as Doctor:pumps Tea's blood
Tea: () () ()
Bakura:in a high voice Your blood pressure is, are you nneerrrvvvooouusss?
Tea:sweats Um, no?
Bakura:eyes her Ok...Now, take off all your clothes.
Tea: (XX) WHAT?
Bakura: Body check.
Tea: I'm fine, really!
Bakura: You've been doing cocaine.(in his voice)
Tea" BAKURA??!?!?!
Bakura: Yes, Tea, dear?
Tea: AUGH! Pervert!
Outside room
Director: (----)
Tristan:yawns
SLLLLAAPP!!!
CRASH!!!
BAM!
"YEEOOWWCCHH!!! TEA, STOOPPP!!!"
"NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAA!!!!"
"AUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Director: (Oo)
Tristan: Wow buddy!
Director: (XX)
Tea:storms out, dragging Bakura by his hair
Bakura:sobbing Help me, abiou!!!
Ryou:eating popcorn Sorry mate.
Bakura: YOU'LL BE SORRY IN A MINUTE, MATE!!!!!!!
Ryou: (OO) Bloody hell...
Yami Malik vs. Bakura in Shadow Realm—Take 1
Director:yawns
Y/M: Mwahahaaha...This is getting so old...
Bakura: You're telling me. That's probably why Malik can never get Tea in bed...
Y/M: Don't you mean me?
Bakura: (Oo) You like her too?
Y/M: She's good enough for me!
Bakura: DIE!lunges at him
Director: CUT! CUT! HEY, KNOCK IT OFF!!!gets kicked Ungh...I hate my job...
Yami Malik vs. Bakura—Take 2
Y/M:with a black eye I shall devour your brains!
Bakura: (OO)looks at the Director
Director: Waaiiitt a minute! That;s not in the script!
Y/M: It is too. It took me 5 hours to memorize it!
Director: Well, it ain't in the script.
Y/M: Ain't ain't a word so you ain't gonna say it! sticks out tongue
Bakura: oh, very mature, Y/M, very mature.
Y/N: Shuddup.
Yami Malik vs. Bakura—Take 3!
Bakura: I thought you knew all the secrets of Ra!
Malik: Well you obvious thought wrong because I didn't know all the secrets of Ra, therefore I knew that he knew that I knew that he knew that I knew that he knew that I knew that he knew that I knew that knew that I knew that he knew that I knew that he knew that I knew that he knew that I knew that he knew that I didn't know about all the secrets of Ra!
Bakura: (XX) Wh-what?looking deranged
Y/M: (Oo)
Director: () What did he just say???
Yami Malik vs. Bakura—Take 4!
Yami Malik: Now I will summon the Almighty Ra!!!
Ra:taking a bath Eek! Peeping Tom's!!!goes back to the card
Y/M: (OO)staring at his card No...Fucking...Way...
Yami Malik vs. Bakura—Take 5!
Malik: She bangs, she bangs, I go crazy, when she moves, she moves, I go crazy!!
Bakura: Malik, they're taping us.
Malik: What?? Oh, um, where are we again?
Director:slaps a hand to his forehead
Yami Malik vs. Bakura—Take 6!
Malik: How did he know all the secrets of Ra and I didn't?!
Bakura: How am I supposed to know!
Y/M: Now, I will use Instant Attack and then from their I will use this to become apart of Ra! Bwahaahahaha!!
Malik: Holy shit!!
Bakura: Fuck!
Director: CUT! This is a 7 show!!
Bakura and Malik: Oh...oops.
Y/M: Well that fucking sucks...
Yogo: () Well, there you have it! It's the longest chappie I've got for you...Well, compared to the 1st chapter. () I tried to make this full of humor for you! Ja ne!