Chapter two

Princess Niki said good-bye to Ashitaka when they arrived at the Fairy Forest and then he rode off into the sunset. Strangely it was high noon. She wandered the forest looking for a village or town any civilization whatsoever, but only came to more forest and trees and little furry rodents that made her paranoid. Princess Niki started to think how she should have asked for directions before Ashitaka rode off, but that was when she ran into a notebook. Niki stared at it with shiny eyes and slowly picked it up. The notebook suddenly started to wiggle and it told her to get her hands off his danger zone. Princess Niki dropped the notebook with a shriek and before she ran off screaming like a mad man she screamed "I'm not crazy!!"

Queen Tai continued to comfort the sad sobbing Raenef as the Dragon Knights Thatz and Rune fought the demons Sesshoumaru and Eclipse. That's when Queen Tai went up to Thatz and took his sword away from him then went up to Rune and slapped him making him stop the tempest. Both Dragon Knights sobbed while the demons laughed, but then Tai slapped them too. So she was standing in the middle of a group of sobbing hot guys. Tai explained that they were on a quest to save her friend, the Princess Niki. When the Dragon Knights heard this they stopped sobbing and asked in shocked voices if it was the same Princess Niki that was to be wed to the Prince Hayate and Tai nodded. That's when the Dragon Knights told them that they were also on a quest to save the Princess Niki and that's how they all became friends. Tai and the troupe and their new companions all started to Mt. Emphaza to save Niki...heehee too bad they don't know that's not Inuyasha's castle...bwahahahaha!

Back to Prince Hayate and King Sasame. They followed blindly the bitch...I mean the witch Sara to the temple of Rosiel. When they got there, they busted into the room and demanded that Wizard Setsuna be released or they will make flowers grow! But then to their shocking surprise Sara knocked both of them out with a lamp and a skillet to the back of the head. (where she got these things, nobody knows, but it's rumored that she has Felix's bag.)

Inuyasha and Rath fought until the next day and into the next day when finally the monk Miroku said, "Everyone that wants to live get behind me!" Then he opened his air void, but something wasn't right...Rath too was behind him.

"Ahem...excuse me, but what do you think you are doing?" Miroku asked annoyed.

"You said "Anyone that wants to live get behind me." So I did!" Rath shrugged.

Miroku fumed screaming. AIR VOID! AIR VOID! AIR VOID!!! He unleashed the mighty and awesome power of the hole in his hand in every which direction. Rath walked away muttering how unfair it was that he was shunned just because he wanted to kill them, but then just as he was walking out he perked up his ears and heard the most horrible agonizing scream that made you want to stab pencils in your ears, but it was so enchanting and Rath knew he had to find who was making these screams and so he strapped on his jet pack and booked it to the Water Forest where he found...

When Sasame and Hayate awoke they were on the floor, but what really freaked them out was that they were wearing collars with chains attached to it bolted to the wall. They both screamed until Hayate passed out from lack of oxygen and Sasame was close to fainting as well, when Rosiel came into the room. Hayate came to and tried throwing his boot at Rosiel, but Krayon stopped it in mid-air. Hayate laughed.

"You think you can keep us here? Ha! We are Leafe knights! Hahahahaha...!"

"So? I'm Inorganic angel Rosiel and he's the great demon lord Krayon."

"...shit...he's got a point! WWWAAAAAHHH!!!!" Hayate sniveled.

Sasame had to slap him around a few times to make him shut up. Sara and Setsuna came into the room holding hands and once again Hayate and Sasame cringed. When they were done with cringing they yelled "Traitor!" She simply told them that she made a deal with Rosiel to bring them here in exchange for her love Setsuna. Again some more cringing then Sasame threw his shoe at them and this time it hit Sara in the head and she fell back crying. Setsuna glared at Krayon and screamed why he didn't use his power to stop that shoe like the last one. Krayon shrugged and told him that he didn't care about that bitch...I mean witch Sara, he only stopped the boot from hitting Rosiel's beautiful face. Hayate and Sasame suddenly got a feeling of dread and were scared of what they might do to them. (and you can guess what they were thinking.) Krayon started to caress Rosiel's face and Rosiel played with the frilliness on Krayon's clothes. Hayate and Sasame begged them to kill them before they did anything.

Rath stopped at the Water Forest and kneeled beside what he was looking for. He scooped her up in his arms and hugged her. "Oh, my darling love! I finally found you! Come away with me!"

Meanwhile, Queen Tai's group of Dragon Knights and demons came to the
top of Mt. Emphaza and busted into the castle, but to their confusion
there was only a baboon. Raenef excitedly started playing with the
baboon when it kicked him away and talked "I'm not a baboon, you dim-
wit!"

"AAHHH it talks!...cool..." Raenef mused pulling on its ears.

"Silence, fool!" Naraku shouted slapping his hand away.

"...How...how DARE you shush ME, VERMIN!!??"

Everyone burst into laughter and Eclipse turned his head in shame. Then the laughing stopped suddenly and Sesshoumaru made a freaky kung fu scream and lunged at Naraku. While He muttered that Naraku never gave back that Shikon shard and that arm really didn't do shit. The dragon knights stood there making funny faces while Raenef again ran into a corner in fetal position and cried how he'll never make Eclipse proud. Then out of the blue the Mad Hatter popped up and asked

"Would you all like some tea? It's my unbirthday you know." They all shrugged and Thatz, Rune, Eclipse, and Tai sat down and started sipping tea.

"You know now that you mention it...I just remembered that it's my unbirthday, too!"

"Mine too!" Everyone shouted and realized that it was everyones unbirthday, except for Rune. Poor Rune turns two hundred today.

They sat some more and sipped tea some more and The mad hatter mentioned that he was dieing of cancer and then they kept drinking tea and talked about what Ruwalk should wear to the Christmas party. Raenef continued to cry.

"Yes my love I've found you! What is your lovely name?" Rath asked hearts in his eyes.

"My name...my name is...notebook."

"Notebook...what a beautiful name." Rath smiled.

"You know that I'm not a girl...I'm not even alive!"

"Hush my darling that heeds no importance as long as you're with me, my love."

Suddenly a priest, a band, and flowers appear.

"Do you Notebook, take Rath Illuser as your unlawfully wedded Dragon Knight?"

"...Um...sure. I do!"

"And you Rath, do you take Notebook as your loyal...notebook?"

" I do!"

"Then with the power invested in me you are now homicidal Dragon Knight and green inanimate notebook! You may write a memo!" Rath and Notebook hopped into a car and drove away to Casablanca.

"Please kill us!" Hayate begged.

"No, this isn't right! Carve my eyes out with a rusty spoon!" Sasame plead.

Rosiel and Krayon gave them strange stares.

"What are you nincompoops screeching about?!" Rosiel asked.

"Umm...what were you talking about?" they asked.

"Well, I don't know what you guys were thinking, but I'm a model for 'Deranged Vogue'!" Rosiel posed.

In the next chapter...you get to see what happens!

Remember when I asked if it was possible for me to write a crappier chapter? I think I just did it. For shame! -bows head in disgrace-

Leche's inner doubts and other incoherent thoughts

I'm not really sure if this story belongs in the pretear section...it's just a big cluster of different characters...most of them from manga's. I think I should move it somewhere else. What do you think? Should I move it and where to? What characters need to make an appearance? Should Queen Tai give in to her lust and just have hot monkey sex with her hot companions...even though it probably will be non-con? Why is the sky blue? Why does it feel like I'm being watched? Why do I ask so many questions? What is the meaning of life? Why can't I write something not totally crappy? Why am I asking you? Do you have the answers? Can you tell me the answers? What is Deranged Vogue? Am I being totally annoying? You know I'm not forcing you to read this? HA all of that ended with a question mark...crap...must end with question...how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?