Chapter three

We pick off where we were last. Okay, so Krayon and Rosiel had just finished explaining to Hayate and Sasame that they are top male super models and that they had a shoot today for 'Deranged Vogue' and how I thought up that name...you don't want to know.
"Okay, that explains a lot...but why did you bring us here?!" Hayate yelled/asked as he threw his other remaining boot at Sara. It hit Setsuna this time and he fell to the floor knocked out cold, Sara sobbed annoying by his side, when finally Rosiel and Krayon couldn't take the horrible sobbing.
"Ahem...Katon!" Rosiel cried. Katon came into the room from a door at the other side of the room.
"Yes, Sir Rosiel?" He asked with reverence kneeling.

"Katon, be a dear and get rid of those two." Rosiel pointed to an unconscious Setsuna and a weeping Sara. Katon nodded and then disappeared. BEEP BEEP BEEP!!! Hayate and Sasame looked around searching for the place the noise was coming from.
"It sounds like a phone..." Hayate muttered.

"Sounds more like a...tractor?" Sasame said as the sound became louder. Suddenly the far side of the wall exploded and in came Katon driving a huge CAT machine. He just rolled Sara and Setsuna away making another huge hole on the other end of the wall.

"Well, now that we got that taken care of. We want you two in our shoot." Rosiel replied flipping back his long silky hair. Hayate and Sasame stared wide-eyed at them for a second then they burst out laughing so hard that they fell over and started having seizures. Rosiel and Krayon stood watching them with confused and slightly scared expressions.

"So is this organic tea?" Tai asked taking another sip of tea.

"Why yes it is. Isn't it just exquisite?" the Mad Hatter replied.

"WWWAAAAHHHHHH!!! I'll never become a true demon lord! WWWAAAHHH!!!!" Raenef's crying could be heard for miles.

"Damn you! I'll cut you so bad that...you no wish I cut you so BAD!!" Sesshoumaru threatened Naraku.

"Oh yeah? With what? Your fluffy scarf? Bring it on!" Naraku responded and they continued to brawl.

Concurrently

"Help me...anyone...somebody!!" Princess Niki yelled out. "Damn it! Even a monster would be great...at least it would be company! ...dare I say it? ...I must...gulp...HELLO!" Suddenly a bunch of scary zombie like dudes popped out of the forest like daisies!

"Oh that's better. Does anyone of you know which way out?...Hey...Hey stop that! Let go on my arm! Goddamn filthy carrion eaters!" Niki screamed.

"Well, that was a bit harsh. They have feelings too." A disembodied voice said. The zombies looked up with tears in their eyes and nodded in agreement and then went back to their business of eating Princess Niki.

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings." She apologized. The zombies nodded their head in acceptance.

"Wait a minute! Why am I apologizing to you freaks! I'm the one being eaten!" With that Niki let out an ear shattering scream and all the zombies clutched their heads in pain and exploded. "Bravo...Bravo!" the invisible one-armed man said as he clapped slowly.

"Oh Fucker your next if you don't tell me the way out of here!"

Concomitantly

"HAHAHAHAHA! Whoo that was a good one...now really why did you bring us here and no more joking around." Hayate asked when he finally recovered from the seizures. Sasame was still on the floor slowly coming back from the near death experience of laughter.

"We're extremely serious!" Krayon shouted. Again Hayate fell to the floor laughing and Sasame just barely got over it and then he fell back onto the floor like before. Rosiel and Krayon rolled their eyes and sighed. Then they grabbed Hayate and Sasame and started shaking them violently.
"Stop laughing you stupid..."

"Dumbasses!" Krayon finished the sentence for Rosiel.

Back at the castle of Naraku

"That arm was a lemon, you good for nothing HUMAN!!!" Sesshoumaru screamed. Naraku stopped suddenly and gasped.

"What?! How dare you call me such vile things?! I'll kill you! Right after I weep." And with that Naraku went off crying like a little school girl. Sesshoumaru shrugged in confusion then he went and joined everyone else. Eclipse poured him a cup of tea. Sesshoumaru took it and took a sip. "So I hear someone's dieing of cancer?"

What will happen with Rath and Notebook? Where the hell did the invisible one armed man come from? Will Raenef ever become a true demon lord? Can Hayate and Sasame get away from the evil, fruity, super models? All this and more...oh who am I kidding...I'll probably never complete this crappy story.