Slyth Hunt!
"Boredom does not begin to describe," Sirius sighed overdramatically, flopping back over the low couch of the Gryffindor common room and, by default, Remus's lap. Remus lifted his book out of the way, never once taking his eyes from the page, and rested its spine on Sirius's chest, seeming perfectly content to use him as a bookrest. James snorted from his seat on the floor where he was, once again, attempting to aid Peter with Transfigurations work. The werewolf whose lap Sirius Black had just decided to inhabit looked away from his book, glancing down at his friend with an amused glint in his hazel-gold eyes."Perhaps you should do your Potions essay," Remus suggested smoothly, well prepared for the groan of disgust Sirius gave.
"That's not a cure for boredom. That's something to stare at while I'm bored," Sirius whined, making a face and peeling himself out of Remus's lap.
The werewolf settled his book down again, a wry smile curving his lips. "It's something to do while you're bored," he corrected.
"Writing an essay is not doing something. It's letting my hand blather on while my mind keeps wandering and keeps being bored." Sirius had that dry note in his voice as he spoke, dark violet eyes dancing. He thought he was funny. James knew better, and glanced up at his best friend, flicking his quill at him and spattering his tanned face with ink.
"You really shouldn't let your mind wander so much. It's much too small to be out on its own," James said loftily, smirking. Sirius growled and snatched the pillow from behind Remus, who sighed as though this happened every day (which, considering, it probably did), and flung it at James, who dodged, laughing. The pillow caught Peter in the chest, making him give a strangled "oof!" as the tassels of the pillow thwopped him in the nose. James laughed harder and was joined by Sirius and then Peter, who looked relatively uninjured and tolerant of being on the wrong end of Sirius's pillow. Remus just smiled and shook his head, making Sirius roll his eyes.
James nudged Sirius in the leg, nodding at Remus, who had once more vanished into book-book land. Sirius grinned widely, and his tail would have wagged if he'd had it as James grabbed the pillow from Peter's slack grip and whipped it at Sirius. Sirius, well expecting this, caught it easily and spun it around to smack Remus full in the head with it.
One small, scarred hand lifted, Remus's block easily stopping the pillow. His eyes remained on his book, chestnut strands of hair falling over his face, chin propped lazily on his other hand. Sirius dissolved into laughter once more, dropping the pillow. "How do you DO that!" he demanded, both amazed and entertained (as he'd always been) by his werewolf friend's smashing reflexes.
James was chuckling, and Peter grinned, pushing dirty blonde hair out of his face and once more picking up his wand. It was their sixth year, and he would have liked to at least survived Transfigurations. Passing was a fond fantasy. James sensed his smaller friend's determination and turned back to him, hazel eyes sparkling as he once more picked up the book. Remus was already back in his book, oblivious, leaving Sirius to sigh and stand, pressing a hand to his forehead.
"Alas, for I shall crumple and die out of pure, unadulterated boredom," he said fancifully. Then a grin split his face and he spun. "Jimmy! Jimmy jim jim jim jimmy jim jim..." he caroled, drawing a wary look from James, who, after more than ten years of association with Sirius Black, knew that look in his best friend's eyes -far- too well.
"What do you want?" James inquired delicately, wand stilling in its path.
"Can I borrow your cloak?" Sirius asked innocently, a stunningly angelic smile on his handsome face. He was the picture of pleading, those violet eyes perfect for puppy-style begging.
Unfortunately for him, James was long immune to puppy eyes and merely lifted one black brow. "What for?" James wanted to know, looking somewhat like he had an idea of the answer and was already prepared to say no.
"Why, to go Slytherin hunting, of course," Sirius said, smirk saying that it should have been perfectly obvious. "What else is there to do at midnight on a Tuesday?"
"Your Potions essay," Remus, James, and Peter all said in unison, breaking into laughter at the anguished expression on Sirius's face.
"Come ON, guys, you know what I mean. Nothing like wandering down long, dark corridors, invisble as can be, and sneaking up behind those slimy Slytherin gits and hexing them when they least expect it." Sirius was a drama queen, and all this was said in a tone of perfect righteousness, the grin on his face suggesting doom to any Slytherin who crossed his path.
"Why should I let you borrow my cloak? Do you remember what happened LAST time I let you borrow something important of mine?" James asked, glowering up at Sirius.
"That was an -accident-," Sirius protested, managing a hopeful smile. "And better I set the broom on fire than you, right?"
"Right," James said dryly. "Better the broom than me. Go visible. And don't get caught, we've had enough points docked this term to put us behind Ravenclaw," he admonished.
Sirius, however, was still not satisfied. "Aww, come on, Jimmy! I won't hurt it. I -swear-. I'll let you have collateral!"
James eyed Sirius, considering this, then smiled evilly, an expression that looked equally at home on his face or Sirius's. "I want Thea."
Violet eyes widened. "But-" Sirius said, having gone rather pale under the bronze of his tan.
"No teddy bear, no invisibility cloak," James interrupted him sternly, staunchly ignoring the wild snickering of Peter next to him and the amused smile on Remus's face. Sirius's teddy bear had been an inhabitant of their dormitory since their first year; it was a ratty, furless old thing that Sirius used more as a pillow than anything else. It was also probably his most embarrassing secret, and James delighted in tormenting him about it. However, Thea was also one of Sirius's most prized possessions, and, with the bear as collateral, there was a virtual guarantee that no harm would come to his beloved cloak.
Sirius swallowed, looking a tad gray, but nodded. "Alright," he agreed bravely, though there was a note in his voice that set Peter to snickering again. He tossed his small friend a glare before once more fixing James with his intent stare. "Let's go."
With an apologetic look at Pete, James stood, wandering up the stairs toward the sixth year boy's dormitory. He was followed by Sirius, and soon the two were standing in their room, Sirius solemnly clutching the brown- and-gray mass that might once have been recognizable as a teddy bear.
James eyed him evenly, gripping the silvery mass of fabric that was the Invisibility Cloak. "If you hurt this, we'll be burning Thea at the stake," he said warningly, reaching out and carefully prying the balding bear from Sirius's deathgrip.
Sirius relinquished the bear after a moment, taking the cloak from James with all the dignity of a king being told his queen was held ransom. He swung the cloak around his shoulders, vanishing from the neck down as he put on an exaggerated face. "Fear not, for no harm shall come to your blankie while it is in my care," he said gravely, ignoring James's groan. A pillow was thrown at his head, the only visible part of him, but Sirius just dodged, laughing, and tugged the hood ov the cloak over his longer, dark hair, spinning toward the door, gleeful smile made invisible.
James grumbled under his breath as he preceded his friend, and Sirius skipped merrily down the stairs and through the Common Room, waiting until the portrait was opened by someone coming in before slipping out and scampering down the corridor, Marauder's Map tucked securely into one pocket and his wand clamped in the other, wicked laughter made silent through sheer force of will.
It was time for some mischief.