While Peter and Lois search through the boxes in the basement, Meg comes down the stairs...
"Hey. What are you-" Meg is cut off when she trips over a volleyball idly lying on the stairs. She and the volleyball roll down the stairs and Meg falls unconcious.
"Oh my god!" Peter rushes over to Meg and picks up the volleyball lying next to her. "This is the baby that won me the state championship!"
Lois ignores Meg too and walks on top of her on her way to stand next to Peter. Meg groans and her arm twitches.
"I didn't know you played volleyball." Lois says.
"You didn't know?! I was like the freakin' king! Watch this serve." Peter throws the ball in mid-air and serves it.
Meg begins to regain conciousness and slowly lifts her head. The volleyball knocks into her head and puts her unconcious again.
Later at the dinner table...
"What is this food, woman?! It's tastes of..of... doo doo! Yes, doo doo. I propose I exchange this meal for... Your life!!" Stewie exclaims, pulling his ray gun from his highchair.
"Stewie, no toys at the table." Lois says, pulling the toy away and putting it next to her.
"Peter, no volleyball at the table." Lois says as Peter spikes the ball to Meg, hitting her in the face and knocking her out of her chair. Peter laughs.
Stewie slowly reaches for his ray gun as they speak.
"Come on, Lois. How am I gonna get good again if I don't practice?" Peter says.
Stewie's fingers get close, but no avail. He falls off his highchair. He gets up and stomps out of the room angrily.
"Why do you need to practice?" Brian asks.
Meg wakes up and gets back into her chair.
"I'm gonna join the volleyball team." Peter explains.
"Who's team?" Brian asks.
"Duh- The highschool team!" Peter says.
"No way! You can't! You'll ruin my life!" Meg says.
"No I won't, Meg. I'm joining the girl's team."
"Peter, Meg's a girl." Brian says.
Peter eyes Meg warily. "Ooookaaaay..." He slowly gets up and sneaks out of the room.
After dinner, Lois and Peter talk about volleyball before bed...
Peter climbs into bed next to Lois.
"Peter, why are you joining the girl's volleyball team?" Lois asks.
"The boys are so rough." Peter says.
Peter has a flashback where he is playing in a volleyball game on the boy's team, not really doing anything...
Someone serves the ball and hits an opposing team's player in the face, knocking him over. It turns out the person he hit was Kenny, from South Park.
"Holy crap! You killed Kenny!"
The end of Chapter 2.
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