Legolas pulled out his salad sandwich. It looked yummy with extra lettuce,
because if he had more than 2 slices of tomato then he would add 0.000001
of a kg to his diet. So not good.
But then as he was just pondering on the thought of adding that much weight, he heard a rustle of grass with his sharp ears. He turned, but nothing was there. Probably just a stupid orc, he thought. But wait a sec, don't orcs kill elves? Yes, they do. Run Legolas, run for your life. Or perhaps just go back to your sandwich. He took the second option.
But then the fairies from Gponpewofnland came out of their hiding spot with butter knives and scissors, and a pot of peanut butter. They crept up behind the happy elf and suddenly started cutting his hair off and smearing it with peanut butter. He screamed at them and tried to pull them off but they were too fast! And then the chief shoved a butter knife in his foot. He cried in pain but it was too late. He was dead. The fairies yelled and cheered because they had finally killed their gay attraction...Legolas and his curves were so over.
But then as he was just pondering on the thought of adding that much weight, he heard a rustle of grass with his sharp ears. He turned, but nothing was there. Probably just a stupid orc, he thought. But wait a sec, don't orcs kill elves? Yes, they do. Run Legolas, run for your life. Or perhaps just go back to your sandwich. He took the second option.
But then the fairies from Gponpewofnland came out of their hiding spot with butter knives and scissors, and a pot of peanut butter. They crept up behind the happy elf and suddenly started cutting his hair off and smearing it with peanut butter. He screamed at them and tried to pull them off but they were too fast! And then the chief shoved a butter knife in his foot. He cried in pain but it was too late. He was dead. The fairies yelled and cheered because they had finally killed their gay attraction...Legolas and his curves were so over.