Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling does.

Ron: Bad idea. Bad idea.

Harry: Look I did this before and I'll do it again.

Ron: When? How come I wasn't invited?

Harry: Well, remember Ginny's slumber party last year? The girl's only one?

Ron: (nervously) Yeeeaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry: Weellll, I kinda... went to it. (Proudly) Remember Anita Bath??

Ron: Ooh Yah. Was she hott!

Harry: Thanks.

:: uncomfortable silence::

Harry: Anyways, did you finish your potions essay??

Ron: Don't change the subject, Potter!!!

Harry: Your starting to sound like Malfoy.

Ron: I wish I was cause I'd kick my own slimy a-

Harry: (interrupting Ron quickly so this can remain a PG story) GinnylikesMarcusFlint!

Ron: What?! That Troll?!

Harry: Yah.

Ron: But... why?

Harry: He's not like other boys.

Ron: That's 'cause he's not all human!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry: Ron, I was kidding about the Marcus thing.

::Ron sighs a big sigh of relief::

A/N: This is my first attempt at fanfiction. Please be honest and let me know what you think. It will get better (hopefully) this is just a start.