(Okay last time, Kyu was arguing with a bitchy computer about his friends
game. Let's check in on them. Btw, the starting part is gonna be like
.Hack)
Computer: I said you could push all my buttons slut!!
Kyusouke: Dammit...I just wanna play this fucking game already!
Comp: Well go cry. Or make the damn character. Select a class, we have Long blade, Assassin, Thief, Short blade, Marksman, Blunt Weapon, Fist Fighter, Heavy Blade, and like six other weird ass classes. There are the menjin but those are sacred.
Ky: Your such a dumbass computer. What is the best all around class?
Comp: I'd say Assassin. They have an equal mix of all the skills the other classes have. Or you could go with Ninja which is like a super powered assassin in the game.
Ky: I'll go with the Ninja class
Comp: Now you need a sub-class since you have a wide range. The main ones are the following three: Long Range, Short Range, Twin Blade, and Medium Range.
Ky: Twin Blade...
Computer: Okay. Now abilities. There are the basic skills an assassin needs to know such as lock picking, stealth, and all that good shit.
Ky: Does the game allow characters to alter the flow of time?
Comp: Searching...-beeps-one ability found. Must be mixed with all the other abilities. Do you want this?
Ky: Deal.
Comp: Good luck my slut. The game has been preprogrammed to send you to the Magi Era. There you should meet a Ruroni, or wandering samurai. He'll help you as much as possible if you prove your skill to him.
Kyusouke suddenly vanishes into the game and appears in the Magi Era of Feudal Japan. He's wearing a black samurai yakuta with two swords at his right side and two black hand guards on his wrists. He looks around some totally lost. The people look at him seeing him appear out of nowhere like he did. He has long black phoenix wings from the back of his shoulders.
A young samurai wearing a crimson and white yakuta much like Ky's walks up looking at him. He has long red hair tied into a pony tail and a cross shaped scar on his right cheek. "I'm Kenshin Himura, that I am" He says and makes a happy face ( ^_^ ) Ky looks at him as if he's insane and shrugs" I'm Kyusouke Shinigami." He yawns some looking at the samurai. He quickly draws one of his katanas and slashes at Ken who blocks as if he were playing with a child. Ky looks at his blade and gasps "You have a sakabatou!(Reverse blade sword)" Ky quickly draws his other sword and begins to slash at Kenshin who side steps, blocks, and dodges each step with so much speed it looks like he doesn't move at all. Kyusouke stops as they reach the front of the Akebeko and sheathes his swords "Your too fast."
Ken: And your just like that monkey kid who came here a few days ago that you are.
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Computer: I said you could push all my buttons slut!!
Kyusouke: Dammit...I just wanna play this fucking game already!
Comp: Well go cry. Or make the damn character. Select a class, we have Long blade, Assassin, Thief, Short blade, Marksman, Blunt Weapon, Fist Fighter, Heavy Blade, and like six other weird ass classes. There are the menjin but those are sacred.
Ky: Your such a dumbass computer. What is the best all around class?
Comp: I'd say Assassin. They have an equal mix of all the skills the other classes have. Or you could go with Ninja which is like a super powered assassin in the game.
Ky: I'll go with the Ninja class
Comp: Now you need a sub-class since you have a wide range. The main ones are the following three: Long Range, Short Range, Twin Blade, and Medium Range.
Ky: Twin Blade...
Computer: Okay. Now abilities. There are the basic skills an assassin needs to know such as lock picking, stealth, and all that good shit.
Ky: Does the game allow characters to alter the flow of time?
Comp: Searching...-beeps-one ability found. Must be mixed with all the other abilities. Do you want this?
Ky: Deal.
Comp: Good luck my slut. The game has been preprogrammed to send you to the Magi Era. There you should meet a Ruroni, or wandering samurai. He'll help you as much as possible if you prove your skill to him.
Kyusouke suddenly vanishes into the game and appears in the Magi Era of Feudal Japan. He's wearing a black samurai yakuta with two swords at his right side and two black hand guards on his wrists. He looks around some totally lost. The people look at him seeing him appear out of nowhere like he did. He has long black phoenix wings from the back of his shoulders.
A young samurai wearing a crimson and white yakuta much like Ky's walks up looking at him. He has long red hair tied into a pony tail and a cross shaped scar on his right cheek. "I'm Kenshin Himura, that I am" He says and makes a happy face ( ^_^ ) Ky looks at him as if he's insane and shrugs" I'm Kyusouke Shinigami." He yawns some looking at the samurai. He quickly draws one of his katanas and slashes at Ken who blocks as if he were playing with a child. Ky looks at his blade and gasps "You have a sakabatou!(Reverse blade sword)" Ky quickly draws his other sword and begins to slash at Kenshin who side steps, blocks, and dodges each step with so much speed it looks like he doesn't move at all. Kyusouke stops as they reach the front of the Akebeko and sheathes his swords "Your too fast."
Ken: And your just like that monkey kid who came here a few days ago that you are.
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