Disclaimer: don't own anything.
Warnings: Slight mention of yaoi, OOC, stupid-ness...
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Inspiration came from (sad but true) eating a blueberry muffin. It looked normal, but once I bit into it, the thing was BLUE! That confused me, I thought it was a raisin muffin. Ever noticed that there are hardly any blue foods?
Question Time 2
Bakura: Argh! My ears are ringing!
Ryou: Oh, good lord...
Bakura: No, really! It's this noise, like-
Ryou: That's the telephone, you dead idiot.
Bakura: Is that like a television? And what is this I'm eating?
Ryou: No, and that's a muffin.
Bakura: Oh. The ringing stopped.
Ryou: That's because I answered the phone, dear. No, Yugi, I'll call you back later. Bakura is having one of his idiotic ranting sessions. Yes. No. Possibly. All right, bye.
Bakura: Why are you talking to yourself? You look like a mad person. Yugi isn't here, you know. Unless he's invisible. Is he invisible?
Ryou: No, Yugi isn't invisible. And I was talking to him on the telephone. Now shut up and eat your muffin before I pour boiling water over you.
Bakura: That would hurt.
Ryou: Yes, yes it would.
Bakura: Can I-
Ryou: No you can't.
Bakura: You don't even know what I was going to ask!
Ryou: I don't need to know. What? What is it now? Why are you looking like that?
Bakura: ...
Ryou: What??
Bakura: This-this-this... It's BLUE!!
Ryou: Must I explain that I have no idea what you're talking about? Now stop spazzing and tell me what's wrong or I'm going to fetch the kettle.
Bakura: This thing I'm eating-
Ryou: Muffin.
Bakura: This muffin, is blue inside. Food is not supposed to be BLUE!! Why is it blue!! Is it poison? Will it melt me from the inside out? Will it turn me into a pile of bubbling slime? Will my eyes fall out? Will my hair turn three stupid colours like that idiot Pharaoh and his brat??
Ryou: No. Firstly, it's blue because it's blueberry, you complete moron. Secondly, it will neither melt you, liquefy you or cause your eyes to fall out. And lastly, Yami and Yugi's hair did not abruptly change colour after eating a muffin. I assume they were born like that.
Bakura: Damn, imagine the parents! It's like a punk meets a rainbow and has sex with it. Imagine the mother's face when she saw her kid looked like a child's drawing of a firework going off!
Ryou: I'm sure Yugi had very loving parents. And Yami.
Bakura: Then what made them decide to dress like whores in bin bags?
Ryou: Bakura!
Bakura: What?
Ryou: That's not nice!
Bakura: Really? Damn it all, I was trying SO hard, too. I completely missed.
Ryou: I'm going to ignore your pathetic attempt at sarcasm. You have no right to insult Yugi and Yami's dress sense.
Bakura: The hell I do. They look like some blind person wrapped them up in duct tape. Leather much? Imagine the noise they'd make if you rubbed them together! Besides, you're one to talk about dress sense, who the hell taught you about clothes, the Care Bears?
Ryou: I'm not even going to ask how you know about the Care Bears. As for my clothes, I think they look fine!
Bakura: Really? Have you had an eye test recently? Or a sanity test, for that matter?
Ryou: Insane, me? This coming from YOU?
Bakura: At least I don't wear clothes someone's grandmother made out of old curtains or pillowcases. Now Malik, he has some dress sense.
Ryou: I'll be sure to phone him right away and ask him to help me.
Bakura: Really?
Ryou: No. And by the way, you're sleeping on the couch for insulting me.
Bakura: You're cute when you're mad.
Ryou: I'm always cute.
Bakura: Scarily true.
Ryou: Now, I shall go and be cute but annoyed elsewhere, so that you will stop annoying me with your idiocy.
Bakura: But I want sex!
Ryou: That's a shame.
Bakura: You're mean.
Ryou: Aren't I though?
The End
Sweatdrop That lot of rambling nonsense actually came to me in the middle of reading an angst fic, so I had to write it out then go back to reading said angst fic. I lost the plot of it completely for this bout of strangeness. Review, please!! Pleasepleaseplease??
Warnings: Slight mention of yaoi, OOC, stupid-ness...
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Inspiration came from (sad but true) eating a blueberry muffin. It looked normal, but once I bit into it, the thing was BLUE! That confused me, I thought it was a raisin muffin. Ever noticed that there are hardly any blue foods?
Question Time 2
Bakura: Argh! My ears are ringing!
Ryou: Oh, good lord...
Bakura: No, really! It's this noise, like-
Ryou: That's the telephone, you dead idiot.
Bakura: Is that like a television? And what is this I'm eating?
Ryou: No, and that's a muffin.
Bakura: Oh. The ringing stopped.
Ryou: That's because I answered the phone, dear. No, Yugi, I'll call you back later. Bakura is having one of his idiotic ranting sessions. Yes. No. Possibly. All right, bye.
Bakura: Why are you talking to yourself? You look like a mad person. Yugi isn't here, you know. Unless he's invisible. Is he invisible?
Ryou: No, Yugi isn't invisible. And I was talking to him on the telephone. Now shut up and eat your muffin before I pour boiling water over you.
Bakura: That would hurt.
Ryou: Yes, yes it would.
Bakura: Can I-
Ryou: No you can't.
Bakura: You don't even know what I was going to ask!
Ryou: I don't need to know. What? What is it now? Why are you looking like that?
Bakura: ...
Ryou: What??
Bakura: This-this-this... It's BLUE!!
Ryou: Must I explain that I have no idea what you're talking about? Now stop spazzing and tell me what's wrong or I'm going to fetch the kettle.
Bakura: This thing I'm eating-
Ryou: Muffin.
Bakura: This muffin, is blue inside. Food is not supposed to be BLUE!! Why is it blue!! Is it poison? Will it melt me from the inside out? Will it turn me into a pile of bubbling slime? Will my eyes fall out? Will my hair turn three stupid colours like that idiot Pharaoh and his brat??
Ryou: No. Firstly, it's blue because it's blueberry, you complete moron. Secondly, it will neither melt you, liquefy you or cause your eyes to fall out. And lastly, Yami and Yugi's hair did not abruptly change colour after eating a muffin. I assume they were born like that.
Bakura: Damn, imagine the parents! It's like a punk meets a rainbow and has sex with it. Imagine the mother's face when she saw her kid looked like a child's drawing of a firework going off!
Ryou: I'm sure Yugi had very loving parents. And Yami.
Bakura: Then what made them decide to dress like whores in bin bags?
Ryou: Bakura!
Bakura: What?
Ryou: That's not nice!
Bakura: Really? Damn it all, I was trying SO hard, too. I completely missed.
Ryou: I'm going to ignore your pathetic attempt at sarcasm. You have no right to insult Yugi and Yami's dress sense.
Bakura: The hell I do. They look like some blind person wrapped them up in duct tape. Leather much? Imagine the noise they'd make if you rubbed them together! Besides, you're one to talk about dress sense, who the hell taught you about clothes, the Care Bears?
Ryou: I'm not even going to ask how you know about the Care Bears. As for my clothes, I think they look fine!
Bakura: Really? Have you had an eye test recently? Or a sanity test, for that matter?
Ryou: Insane, me? This coming from YOU?
Bakura: At least I don't wear clothes someone's grandmother made out of old curtains or pillowcases. Now Malik, he has some dress sense.
Ryou: I'll be sure to phone him right away and ask him to help me.
Bakura: Really?
Ryou: No. And by the way, you're sleeping on the couch for insulting me.
Bakura: You're cute when you're mad.
Ryou: I'm always cute.
Bakura: Scarily true.
Ryou: Now, I shall go and be cute but annoyed elsewhere, so that you will stop annoying me with your idiocy.
Bakura: But I want sex!
Ryou: That's a shame.
Bakura: You're mean.
Ryou: Aren't I though?
The End
Sweatdrop That lot of rambling nonsense actually came to me in the middle of reading an angst fic, so I had to write it out then go back to reading said angst fic. I lost the plot of it completely for this bout of strangeness. Review, please!! Pleasepleaseplease??