Disclaimer: Don't own it, nor do I care much at this point. yawn
Warnings: More of the same...
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: I apologize for making fun of everyone, especially Yami and Yugi, but you know I love them all really. What fun would Bakura be if he didn't hate everyone? And Ryou is just OOC. I can't help it!
Question Time 3
Bakura: Is Yugi a Christmas tree?
Ryou: Isn't it a little early in the day for your usual demented babblings?
Bakura: Does that mean he is?
Ryou: No.
Bakura: But he's shaped like one. Then again, he's not tall enough. Is he an elf?
Ryou: No, he's not an elf.
Bakura: What is an elf, anyway? All I know about them is that they're little people, like Yugi.
Ryou: I think you're thinking of goblins, if you're even thinking at all.
Bakura: Is Yugi a goblin, then?
Ryou: Why are you so obsessed with Yugi not being just a normal person?
Bakura: Because he's not, he's some sort of elf-goblin-christmas tree-star headed freak of nature.
Ryou: And you're a sane, rational person.
Bakura: Damn straight.
Ryou: I very much doubt that.
Bakura: What's this??
Ryou: That's a lighter.
Bakura: What does it do?
Ryou: It lights things.
Bakura: Hey look, fire. Ow!
Ryou: Oh, come on! Nobody could possibly be that stupid!
Bakura: Stop bitching and help me! I'm on fire, you know.
Ryou: I had noticed. I have no sympathy.
Bakura: Actually, this whole burning thing is really starting to hurt. Give me that.
Ryou: I was drinking that!
Bakura: I'm. On. Fire. I think that's slightly more important!
Ryou: On your list of priorities, maybe. Now I need another drink, and you've covered yourself in cola.
Bakura: I had noticed, yes. My arm is sticky.
Ryou: It wouldn't be the first time. At least you're not on fire anymore.
Bakura: That's always a good thing.
TBC... probably.
Review, and you get more! I've written 25 chapters of this, and Kuro no Hoshi has written a load too, so there's plenty more for anyone who wants it. Heheh.
Warnings: More of the same...
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: I apologize for making fun of everyone, especially Yami and Yugi, but you know I love them all really. What fun would Bakura be if he didn't hate everyone? And Ryou is just OOC. I can't help it!
Question Time 3
Bakura: Is Yugi a Christmas tree?
Ryou: Isn't it a little early in the day for your usual demented babblings?
Bakura: Does that mean he is?
Ryou: No.
Bakura: But he's shaped like one. Then again, he's not tall enough. Is he an elf?
Ryou: No, he's not an elf.
Bakura: What is an elf, anyway? All I know about them is that they're little people, like Yugi.
Ryou: I think you're thinking of goblins, if you're even thinking at all.
Bakura: Is Yugi a goblin, then?
Ryou: Why are you so obsessed with Yugi not being just a normal person?
Bakura: Because he's not, he's some sort of elf-goblin-christmas tree-star headed freak of nature.
Ryou: And you're a sane, rational person.
Bakura: Damn straight.
Ryou: I very much doubt that.
Bakura: What's this??
Ryou: That's a lighter.
Bakura: What does it do?
Ryou: It lights things.
Bakura: Hey look, fire. Ow!
Ryou: Oh, come on! Nobody could possibly be that stupid!
Bakura: Stop bitching and help me! I'm on fire, you know.
Ryou: I had noticed. I have no sympathy.
Bakura: Actually, this whole burning thing is really starting to hurt. Give me that.
Ryou: I was drinking that!
Bakura: I'm. On. Fire. I think that's slightly more important!
Ryou: On your list of priorities, maybe. Now I need another drink, and you've covered yourself in cola.
Bakura: I had noticed, yes. My arm is sticky.
Ryou: It wouldn't be the first time. At least you're not on fire anymore.
Bakura: That's always a good thing.
TBC... probably.
Review, and you get more! I've written 25 chapters of this, and Kuro no Hoshi has written a load too, so there's plenty more for anyone who wants it. Heheh.