Disclaimer: Not mine. Wow, I'm really lazy! My whole disclaimer (other than this min-rant) is only two words long! I need to work on that. Bad me.
Warnings: HaHAH! More! Cackles madly Aw, forget it. Read other parts for full warnings, 'cause I'm bored with writing them.
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Someone reviewed and kindly informed me that Ryou and Bakura aren't gay. smirk I'll believe that when they announce it on the show. They are gay! Look, it says so right there in the fic! point
Anyway, ignore my rambling, I'm poorly today. Think what you like about it but this is a yaoi fic so no like, no read, and everyone's happy.
Question Time 5
Bakura: Am I a bat?
Ryou: ...What??
Bakura: Well, I look like a bat.
Ryou: May I ask how you came to that conclusion?
Bakura: Look at my hair, dammit! I have bat wings!
Ryou: Oh. Um... and?
Bakura: What do you mean 'and'?
Ryou: AND, as in shut up, I'm busy trying to cook dinner and I don't have the time or the patience to listen to your idiotic ranting. How's that?
Bakura: Do they make me look evil? Because if they make me look evil they can stay. Actually, I quite like them. I have evil hair.
Ryou: Do you EVER listen to me?
Bakura: What?
Ryou: Do you see that kettle there? Well if you don't stop annoying me I am going to fill it with water, boil it, and pour it over your head.
Bakura: Why is Honda's hair so pointy? He looks like a bird. Maybe he slept in a corner.
Ryou: ...ARGH!!
Bakura: Argh? What?
Ryou: I'm going to poison your dinner, you know.
Bakura: That's nice. Hey, don't you think that Pegasus guy was a total wuss? I mean, why did everyone bother duelling him when it would have been a lot easier just to beat him into a bloody pulp? He was a pansy, I'll bet even Yugi could have taken him.
Ryou: See this rat poison?
Bakura: And what happened to his real eye when Shadi gave him the sennen eye? Maybe Shadi pulled it out. I wonder if he kept it? I wonder if he'll let me have it?
Ryou: Would you like a drink? I have battery acid, if you'd like.
Bakura: Sure, whatever. Why does that Shizuka girl believe Jounouchi can do anything, even though he's clearly an idiot?
Ryou: Why do you think that if you keep ignoring me I won't hurt you?
Bakura: Why does Jounouchi pretend to get upset every time Kaiba calls him a dog, even though we all know it's some kinky sex game and he secretly likes it?
Ryou: How do you like your cyanide? On toast or in soup?
Bakura: Soup is fine. Why does Otogi like dice so much?
Ryou: I wonder where my father keeps his shotgun?
Bakura: Can I play with it after you? Why is Yami so obsessed with Kuribohs? Why do Otogi and Pegasus keep pretending they're straight? If you're an exchange student from England, why do you have a Japanese name? Why does Yugi have such freakishly huge eyes? Why do Jou and Kaiba have such skinny legs? Why does everyone always bother rescuing Anzu when it'd be a lot simpler to just leave her? Why does Mokuba look like a hedgehog?
Ryou: Why do you never shut up?
Bakura: How does Kaiba get his coat to stick out like that? Why do you always make Bambi eyes when you're upset? Why is Yugi's hair three different colours?
Ryou: Your dinner is ready.
Bakura: Is it supposed to be eating through the fork like that?
Ryou: Yes.
Bakura: Oh. Ok then.
Ryou: Enjoy. Any more questions?
Bakura: Yes. Do you really think I'm stupid enough to eat this?
Ryou: Well you just drank the cyanide I put it your juice, so yes.
Bakura: What??!
Ryou: ...
Bakura: What's so funny? I'm going to die, dammit!
Ryou: Even if I somehow managed to get my hands on enough cyanide to kill you, I'm not the violent psychopath in this relationship.
Bakura: So you didn't poison me?
Ryou: No. But that doesn't mean I won't if you keep annoying me.
Bakura: Heheh. Wait until I tell your little friend Yugi you tried to kill me.
Ryou: What?! I didn't try to kill you! Don't you dare, you evil freak!
Bakura: I wonder what he'd say?
Ryou: Don't you even think about it - hey! You put that phone down right now, Bakura! Bakura, stop it! I mean it!!
Bakura: La, la, la, I can't hear you... Oh, hello. Is Yugi there?
Ryou: No!!
Bakura: Ow, stop biting me! And I thought you said I was the violent one? Oh, hi Yugi. Guess what Ryou just did?
Ryou: It's not true, dammit!! I'm going to kill you, Bakura!!
Bakura: Yeah, I know. He's crazy. He tried to poison me. And he set me on fire. And he keeps threatening to pour boiling water over me.
Ryou: Bakura, I'm going to murder you!! Put that phone down right now or I swear I'm going to cut off parts of you that you didn't even know you had!!
Bakura: Yeah, that's him shouting at me. He's so mean.
Ryou: Argh!! That's it!!
Bakura: Ow!! No, it's ok, he just hit me with a chair. I'd better go, he's boiling the kettle. Oh, and tell Yami I hate him and he has stupid hair. Yeah. No. Yeah. Ok, bye.
TBC
To the reviewer who asked if I needed her copies of this fic: Thanks! But it's ok, I have backups. You really saved every chapter of this crap? ;; I'm flattered. Kuro no Hoshi will be too when I tell her.
Ok, review!
Warnings: HaHAH! More! Cackles madly Aw, forget it. Read other parts for full warnings, 'cause I'm bored with writing them.
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Someone reviewed and kindly informed me that Ryou and Bakura aren't gay. smirk I'll believe that when they announce it on the show. They are gay! Look, it says so right there in the fic! point
Anyway, ignore my rambling, I'm poorly today. Think what you like about it but this is a yaoi fic so no like, no read, and everyone's happy.
Question Time 5
Bakura: Am I a bat?
Ryou: ...What??
Bakura: Well, I look like a bat.
Ryou: May I ask how you came to that conclusion?
Bakura: Look at my hair, dammit! I have bat wings!
Ryou: Oh. Um... and?
Bakura: What do you mean 'and'?
Ryou: AND, as in shut up, I'm busy trying to cook dinner and I don't have the time or the patience to listen to your idiotic ranting. How's that?
Bakura: Do they make me look evil? Because if they make me look evil they can stay. Actually, I quite like them. I have evil hair.
Ryou: Do you EVER listen to me?
Bakura: What?
Ryou: Do you see that kettle there? Well if you don't stop annoying me I am going to fill it with water, boil it, and pour it over your head.
Bakura: Why is Honda's hair so pointy? He looks like a bird. Maybe he slept in a corner.
Ryou: ...ARGH!!
Bakura: Argh? What?
Ryou: I'm going to poison your dinner, you know.
Bakura: That's nice. Hey, don't you think that Pegasus guy was a total wuss? I mean, why did everyone bother duelling him when it would have been a lot easier just to beat him into a bloody pulp? He was a pansy, I'll bet even Yugi could have taken him.
Ryou: See this rat poison?
Bakura: And what happened to his real eye when Shadi gave him the sennen eye? Maybe Shadi pulled it out. I wonder if he kept it? I wonder if he'll let me have it?
Ryou: Would you like a drink? I have battery acid, if you'd like.
Bakura: Sure, whatever. Why does that Shizuka girl believe Jounouchi can do anything, even though he's clearly an idiot?
Ryou: Why do you think that if you keep ignoring me I won't hurt you?
Bakura: Why does Jounouchi pretend to get upset every time Kaiba calls him a dog, even though we all know it's some kinky sex game and he secretly likes it?
Ryou: How do you like your cyanide? On toast or in soup?
Bakura: Soup is fine. Why does Otogi like dice so much?
Ryou: I wonder where my father keeps his shotgun?
Bakura: Can I play with it after you? Why is Yami so obsessed with Kuribohs? Why do Otogi and Pegasus keep pretending they're straight? If you're an exchange student from England, why do you have a Japanese name? Why does Yugi have such freakishly huge eyes? Why do Jou and Kaiba have such skinny legs? Why does everyone always bother rescuing Anzu when it'd be a lot simpler to just leave her? Why does Mokuba look like a hedgehog?
Ryou: Why do you never shut up?
Bakura: How does Kaiba get his coat to stick out like that? Why do you always make Bambi eyes when you're upset? Why is Yugi's hair three different colours?
Ryou: Your dinner is ready.
Bakura: Is it supposed to be eating through the fork like that?
Ryou: Yes.
Bakura: Oh. Ok then.
Ryou: Enjoy. Any more questions?
Bakura: Yes. Do you really think I'm stupid enough to eat this?
Ryou: Well you just drank the cyanide I put it your juice, so yes.
Bakura: What??!
Ryou: ...
Bakura: What's so funny? I'm going to die, dammit!
Ryou: Even if I somehow managed to get my hands on enough cyanide to kill you, I'm not the violent psychopath in this relationship.
Bakura: So you didn't poison me?
Ryou: No. But that doesn't mean I won't if you keep annoying me.
Bakura: Heheh. Wait until I tell your little friend Yugi you tried to kill me.
Ryou: What?! I didn't try to kill you! Don't you dare, you evil freak!
Bakura: I wonder what he'd say?
Ryou: Don't you even think about it - hey! You put that phone down right now, Bakura! Bakura, stop it! I mean it!!
Bakura: La, la, la, I can't hear you... Oh, hello. Is Yugi there?
Ryou: No!!
Bakura: Ow, stop biting me! And I thought you said I was the violent one? Oh, hi Yugi. Guess what Ryou just did?
Ryou: It's not true, dammit!! I'm going to kill you, Bakura!!
Bakura: Yeah, I know. He's crazy. He tried to poison me. And he set me on fire. And he keeps threatening to pour boiling water over me.
Ryou: Bakura, I'm going to murder you!! Put that phone down right now or I swear I'm going to cut off parts of you that you didn't even know you had!!
Bakura: Yeah, that's him shouting at me. He's so mean.
Ryou: Argh!! That's it!!
Bakura: Ow!! No, it's ok, he just hit me with a chair. I'd better go, he's boiling the kettle. Oh, and tell Yami I hate him and he has stupid hair. Yeah. No. Yeah. Ok, bye.
TBC
To the reviewer who asked if I needed her copies of this fic: Thanks! But it's ok, I have backups. You really saved every chapter of this crap? ;; I'm flattered. Kuro no Hoshi will be too when I tell her.
Ok, review!