Disclaimer: Not mine, or the word 'game' in game king would be replaced with 'bondage'. Yummy.
Warnings: Too cold to care...
Author: Koneko Shido
Question Time 7
Bakura: Why is it that you scream every morning when you roll over and see me lying next to you? Is that an English thing?
Ryou: No, it's my body's automatic reaction to seeing you.
Bakura: ...I have no idea what you just said. Say it slowly. And use little words.
Ryou: Your face scares me.
Bakura: Cool, really?
Ryou: No. I just said that because I want you to shut up. I'm trying to read my newspaper.
Bakura: You're mean.
Ryou: I was actually a very nice person before I met you. Now I've become bitter and twisted, and whose fault is that?
Bakura: Oh, I know! I know!
Ryou: Stop waving your hand in the air, idiot. We're not in class.
Bakura: What was the question again?
Ryou: ...
Bakura: You know, even growling like that, you're still the least scary person I've ever seen.
Ryou: Is there anyone you're scared of?
Bakura: Umm... Yes. Three people.
Ryou: And are you going to tell me who they are so that I can give you to them?
Bakura: Ok! The first is the Honey Monster, because he's big and yellow and a monster. The second is Mr. Kipling, because nobody has ever seen what he looks like, and the third is Captain Birdseye. He freaks me out because he hangs around with a bunch of ten year olds, but nobody seems to think it's weird. And he's not even a real sailor!
Ryou: You do of course realize that none of these people exist?
Bakura: Really? Well, that's a weight off my mind. So I guess I'm not scared of anyone.
Ryou: Really.
Bakura: Wait, is Pikachu real?
Ryou: No.
Bakura: Thank Ra. Yeah, I have no fear. Mwahah.
Ryou: You also have no brain.
Bakura: Really? How can I be alive if I have no brain?
Ryou: Shut UP, or there will be pain involved.
Bakura: Well you're about as threatening as a marshmallow.
Ryou: Is this all you do, all day? Just sit and think of stupid things to say to me? Or do they just pop into the space where your brain should be of their own accord?
Bakura: Ok, I understood the first bit of what you just said, but the rest was boring so I wasn't listening. Anyway, I have hobbies, thank you very much!
Ryou: Oh, good lord...Please don't tell me what they are...
Bakura: And now, since you asked so nicely, I'm going to tell you what they are.
Ryou: No! Dammit, don't you ever pay attention to me?
Bakura: Not in the slightest. Hobbies, hobbies.... Hmm. What do I like to do? Well, I like to annoy you, and I like to stick things in Yami's hair when he isn't looking, like chewing gum...
Ryou: And you like to scare small children,
Bakura: Oh yeah, and I like to pop balloons behind Yugi then vanish so he thinks he's being shot at,
Ryou; And you like to horribly torture small, defenceless animals,
Bakura: Yeah, can't forget that. And what else? Stomping on flowers, collecting shiny things-
Ryou: You mean stealing shiny things.
Bakura: Plotting Yami's gory, bloody, painful, pointy death; sticking things to Otogi; terrifying your friends,
Ryou: Alright, alright, I get the picture you can stop now. Please.
Bakura: Ok, darling.
Ryou: 'Darling'? What the hell goes on in your head, Bakura?
Bakura: Many, many bad things. Mwahah.
Ryou: And very little else, I suspect.
Bakura: One last question!
Ryou: And that is?
Bakura: Are you ashamed of me?
Ryou: What? Of course not!
Bakura: Weird. I would be.
TBC
Can you picture Bakura's evil smirk? Heheh.
So another chapter down. Review, review!!
Warnings: Too cold to care...
Author: Koneko Shido
Question Time 7
Bakura: Why is it that you scream every morning when you roll over and see me lying next to you? Is that an English thing?
Ryou: No, it's my body's automatic reaction to seeing you.
Bakura: ...I have no idea what you just said. Say it slowly. And use little words.
Ryou: Your face scares me.
Bakura: Cool, really?
Ryou: No. I just said that because I want you to shut up. I'm trying to read my newspaper.
Bakura: You're mean.
Ryou: I was actually a very nice person before I met you. Now I've become bitter and twisted, and whose fault is that?
Bakura: Oh, I know! I know!
Ryou: Stop waving your hand in the air, idiot. We're not in class.
Bakura: What was the question again?
Ryou: ...
Bakura: You know, even growling like that, you're still the least scary person I've ever seen.
Ryou: Is there anyone you're scared of?
Bakura: Umm... Yes. Three people.
Ryou: And are you going to tell me who they are so that I can give you to them?
Bakura: Ok! The first is the Honey Monster, because he's big and yellow and a monster. The second is Mr. Kipling, because nobody has ever seen what he looks like, and the third is Captain Birdseye. He freaks me out because he hangs around with a bunch of ten year olds, but nobody seems to think it's weird. And he's not even a real sailor!
Ryou: You do of course realize that none of these people exist?
Bakura: Really? Well, that's a weight off my mind. So I guess I'm not scared of anyone.
Ryou: Really.
Bakura: Wait, is Pikachu real?
Ryou: No.
Bakura: Thank Ra. Yeah, I have no fear. Mwahah.
Ryou: You also have no brain.
Bakura: Really? How can I be alive if I have no brain?
Ryou: Shut UP, or there will be pain involved.
Bakura: Well you're about as threatening as a marshmallow.
Ryou: Is this all you do, all day? Just sit and think of stupid things to say to me? Or do they just pop into the space where your brain should be of their own accord?
Bakura: Ok, I understood the first bit of what you just said, but the rest was boring so I wasn't listening. Anyway, I have hobbies, thank you very much!
Ryou: Oh, good lord...Please don't tell me what they are...
Bakura: And now, since you asked so nicely, I'm going to tell you what they are.
Ryou: No! Dammit, don't you ever pay attention to me?
Bakura: Not in the slightest. Hobbies, hobbies.... Hmm. What do I like to do? Well, I like to annoy you, and I like to stick things in Yami's hair when he isn't looking, like chewing gum...
Ryou: And you like to scare small children,
Bakura: Oh yeah, and I like to pop balloons behind Yugi then vanish so he thinks he's being shot at,
Ryou; And you like to horribly torture small, defenceless animals,
Bakura: Yeah, can't forget that. And what else? Stomping on flowers, collecting shiny things-
Ryou: You mean stealing shiny things.
Bakura: Plotting Yami's gory, bloody, painful, pointy death; sticking things to Otogi; terrifying your friends,
Ryou: Alright, alright, I get the picture you can stop now. Please.
Bakura: Ok, darling.
Ryou: 'Darling'? What the hell goes on in your head, Bakura?
Bakura: Many, many bad things. Mwahah.
Ryou: And very little else, I suspect.
Bakura: One last question!
Ryou: And that is?
Bakura: Are you ashamed of me?
Ryou: What? Of course not!
Bakura: Weird. I would be.
TBC
Can you picture Bakura's evil smirk? Heheh.
So another chapter down. Review, review!!