Disclaimer: Not mine... tired... Need sleep...
Warnings: Meh...
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: This is Seto and Jou.
Question Time 8
Seto: What are you doing, puppy?
Jou: Dammit Kaiba, I ain't a dog! And I'm doing my math homework.
Seto: YOU can do math? Let me see.
Jou: Hey, give that back you jerk!
Seto: ...
Jou: What??
Seto: Ok, so you can't do math. How on earth did you manage to get all fifty questions wrong? Surely you should have gotten at least one right out of sheer luck!
Jou: Hey! Quit laughing at me, you rich bastard!
Seto: These are primary school level math problems. That's just sad.
Jou: Well maybe math ain't my thing! Maybe I have better things to do with my time! When has knowing how to find all the angles in a triangle ever helped me anyway??
Seto: So what is your thing?
Jou: Are you flirting with me??
Seto: Maybe.
Jou: Uh... now I'm confused.
Seto: That must happen to you a lot.
Jou: Yeah, it does, actually- hey!!
Seto: Yes?
Jou: Um... why are you looking at me like that?
Seto: Like what?
Jou: Like you want to jump me?
Seto: The answer is probably in the question.
Jou: And what will you do if I run away?
Seto: Chase you.
Jou: I could struggle.
Seto: Try it.
Jou: Well then I could scream rape.
Seto: And all your friends would laugh at you.
Jou: Good point. Um... I could... err...
Seto: You could come sit on my lap and let me molest you.
Jou: You could stop being such a pervert and give me back my homework.
Seto: Why bother with it? There are much better things you could be doing with your time.
Jou: What, like let you attack me?
Seto: Attack is really a harsh word. I prefer ravish.
Jou: A bit melodramatic, isn't it?
Seto: What can I say? I'm a romantic.
Jou: I gotta say your idea of romance is kinda twisted.
Seto: Don't pretend you don't like it.
Jou: I thought you had a thing for Yami, anyway?
Seto: I wouldn't call it a thing, more of a violent hatred. We could always have a threesome, though, if it would make you feel better.
Jou: Now there's an image I really didn't need.
Seto: Have you ever been in a threesome, though? There are far too many limbs, it gets rather confusing after a while. And if it's at a party, then everyone else wants to join in and it ends up as an orgy.
Jou: Are you completely obsessed with sex by any chance?
Seto: What makes you think that?
Jou: Well the whole orgy thing helped. And no, I haven't been in a threesome.
Seto: Yet.
Jou: Because I'm not a nymphomaniac.
Seto: That's a shame. Really. I could help you with that. And the never-having-been-in-a-threesome thing.
Jou: What, with Yami, no thanks. You could put someone's eye out with hair like his.
Seto: Fine, then Yugi.
Jou: He might get lost somewhere in the middle. He's tiny. Anyway, he's my best friend! I can't believe I'm talking about this with you!
Seto: Otogi then. He's a slut, he'll sleep with pretty much anyone.
Jou: Oh, thanks a lot.
Seto: Fine, then what about Honda? He's always draped over your shoulder like a human coat anyway, getting him to do it without his clothes shouldn't be too hard.
Jou: You'd have to drug him, he's straight.
Seto: Damn. Ok, then Ryou. He's pretty, in a pale, sickly sort of way.
Jou: Yeah, great idea! Then Bakura could gut me with a pizza cutter and send you my insides in a very small box!
Seto: I get your point. What about Bakura, then?
Jou: The whole relationship thing works both ways, you know. And Ryou can be really violent when he wants to be. Plus, Bakura would never cheat on Ryou. He may look tough, but underneath all the psychosis he's totally whipped.
Seto: Shame. Who else is there? Pegasus?
Jou: I cannot believe you even suggested that. I think I'm gonna be sick. Really.
Seto: I just wanted to get my own back for the soul-stealing episode. I could handcuff him to the bed and whip him, and then-
Jou: These images are not helping my nausea.
Seto: Ok, then Marik.
Jou: Marik is a headcase, and he'd probably kill us both. Plus, who knows what scary things he does with that millennium rod?? It's sharp, dammit! I really don't need to find out the hard way that he's as perverted as you are!
Seto: Then what about Malik?
Jou: ...Actually, that idea doesn't suck as badly as the others. Although, if his yami ever finds out I'm pretty sure he'll kill us.
Seto: It'll be worth it.
Jou: True. Ok then, but you have to do my homework for me.
TBC
So Bakura is a crazy and Seto is a sex-crazed neurotic. Fun, huh? Reviews, reviews!!
Warnings: Meh...
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: This is Seto and Jou.
Question Time 8
Seto: What are you doing, puppy?
Jou: Dammit Kaiba, I ain't a dog! And I'm doing my math homework.
Seto: YOU can do math? Let me see.
Jou: Hey, give that back you jerk!
Seto: ...
Jou: What??
Seto: Ok, so you can't do math. How on earth did you manage to get all fifty questions wrong? Surely you should have gotten at least one right out of sheer luck!
Jou: Hey! Quit laughing at me, you rich bastard!
Seto: These are primary school level math problems. That's just sad.
Jou: Well maybe math ain't my thing! Maybe I have better things to do with my time! When has knowing how to find all the angles in a triangle ever helped me anyway??
Seto: So what is your thing?
Jou: Are you flirting with me??
Seto: Maybe.
Jou: Uh... now I'm confused.
Seto: That must happen to you a lot.
Jou: Yeah, it does, actually- hey!!
Seto: Yes?
Jou: Um... why are you looking at me like that?
Seto: Like what?
Jou: Like you want to jump me?
Seto: The answer is probably in the question.
Jou: And what will you do if I run away?
Seto: Chase you.
Jou: I could struggle.
Seto: Try it.
Jou: Well then I could scream rape.
Seto: And all your friends would laugh at you.
Jou: Good point. Um... I could... err...
Seto: You could come sit on my lap and let me molest you.
Jou: You could stop being such a pervert and give me back my homework.
Seto: Why bother with it? There are much better things you could be doing with your time.
Jou: What, like let you attack me?
Seto: Attack is really a harsh word. I prefer ravish.
Jou: A bit melodramatic, isn't it?
Seto: What can I say? I'm a romantic.
Jou: I gotta say your idea of romance is kinda twisted.
Seto: Don't pretend you don't like it.
Jou: I thought you had a thing for Yami, anyway?
Seto: I wouldn't call it a thing, more of a violent hatred. We could always have a threesome, though, if it would make you feel better.
Jou: Now there's an image I really didn't need.
Seto: Have you ever been in a threesome, though? There are far too many limbs, it gets rather confusing after a while. And if it's at a party, then everyone else wants to join in and it ends up as an orgy.
Jou: Are you completely obsessed with sex by any chance?
Seto: What makes you think that?
Jou: Well the whole orgy thing helped. And no, I haven't been in a threesome.
Seto: Yet.
Jou: Because I'm not a nymphomaniac.
Seto: That's a shame. Really. I could help you with that. And the never-having-been-in-a-threesome thing.
Jou: What, with Yami, no thanks. You could put someone's eye out with hair like his.
Seto: Fine, then Yugi.
Jou: He might get lost somewhere in the middle. He's tiny. Anyway, he's my best friend! I can't believe I'm talking about this with you!
Seto: Otogi then. He's a slut, he'll sleep with pretty much anyone.
Jou: Oh, thanks a lot.
Seto: Fine, then what about Honda? He's always draped over your shoulder like a human coat anyway, getting him to do it without his clothes shouldn't be too hard.
Jou: You'd have to drug him, he's straight.
Seto: Damn. Ok, then Ryou. He's pretty, in a pale, sickly sort of way.
Jou: Yeah, great idea! Then Bakura could gut me with a pizza cutter and send you my insides in a very small box!
Seto: I get your point. What about Bakura, then?
Jou: The whole relationship thing works both ways, you know. And Ryou can be really violent when he wants to be. Plus, Bakura would never cheat on Ryou. He may look tough, but underneath all the psychosis he's totally whipped.
Seto: Shame. Who else is there? Pegasus?
Jou: I cannot believe you even suggested that. I think I'm gonna be sick. Really.
Seto: I just wanted to get my own back for the soul-stealing episode. I could handcuff him to the bed and whip him, and then-
Jou: These images are not helping my nausea.
Seto: Ok, then Marik.
Jou: Marik is a headcase, and he'd probably kill us both. Plus, who knows what scary things he does with that millennium rod?? It's sharp, dammit! I really don't need to find out the hard way that he's as perverted as you are!
Seto: Then what about Malik?
Jou: ...Actually, that idea doesn't suck as badly as the others. Although, if his yami ever finds out I'm pretty sure he'll kill us.
Seto: It'll be worth it.
Jou: True. Ok then, but you have to do my homework for me.
TBC
So Bakura is a crazy and Seto is a sex-crazed neurotic. Fun, huh? Reviews, reviews!!