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Thanks for the good reviews. I was very surprised to hear that it was liked. As you will be able to see I love X-Men, so I hope you like this.
Chapter Two
Kirk's Dream
Kirk stood alone in a giant mansion.
'Where am I?' he thought to himself.
He took a step forward and stopped. He looked around to make sure that no one else was around and took some more steps forward.
He got himself to the door and opened it only to see that the door lead to a long hallway. He couldn't find his way out. He walked toward the window and saw that there was a tree near by. He contemplated opening the window and claiming down on it but remember the unfortunate tree climbing accident of 1995 and decided against it.
"Hello" he called out. "Is anyone here?" He figured that if someone was around it was better that he find out about it now then to walk around the dark house freaked out the whole time.
Then again, this is Kirk. He'd be freaked out anyways.
"Hello," he called out again.
Silence.
He was about to go through the hall when he heard something stir nearby.
"Who's there? I know kung woo!" he yelled out.
Just then one of the doorknobs to one of the rooms started to turn. Kirk got tense and grabbed the first thing he could get his hands on for self- defense.
A tablecloth.
What the hell was the tablecloth going to do?
He threw the tablecloth on the floor and picked up the second closet thing. A paintbrush. 'Crap,' he thought.
The door opened and Kirk held on to that paintbrush and jumped in front of the door screaming, "Aaahhhhh"
"What the hell is wrong with you," a man's voice cried out. "Luke, is that you?" Kirk asked.
"Yeah it's me. Don't scream like that at me if you want to live to see tomorrow. And what the hell were you going to do with that." He points to the paintbrush, "paint me to death."
"Luke." Kirk went up and hugged him.
Luke wasn't having any of that.
"Get the hell off of me," he yelled.
Kirk backed away. "Where are we, Luke?
"Don't you know?"
"Know what?"
"We are in the 'Xavier School for the Gifted.'"
"As in 'X-Men', Luke?"
"Yeah, Kirk."
Kirk took that news in. He paced for a second, then stopped, then he jumped in the year.
"Oh my God, Luke! I'm an X-Men. I've always wanted to be in the X-Men. So who am I? Cyclops? Oh, am I Wolverine? I always wanted to be Iceman? Or am I that stud, Gambit? Not that I think Gambit's a stud, but I know Lulu likes him."
"Uh, Kirk," Luke said.
"I'm so excited. I wonder what my powers are."
"Kirk"
Kirks jumps in the air.
"Can I fly?"
He jumps again.
Kirk cannot fly.
"KIRK," Luke yells out.
Kirk stops his sorry attempt at flight and looks at Luke.
"Kirk," Luke begins again, "You're not an X-Men."
"Oh," Kirks says. His face falls a little. "I knew it was to good to be true."
"But Kirk, there's something else"
"What?"
"You are a mutant"
Kirk's face lights up again. "Really?"
"Yeah, but umm...see that's why I'm here. I have to detain you."
"What do you mean, Luke?"
"You're not one of us."
"Us? What do you mean by us?
Just then Lorelai came out from of the other doors.
"Oh, Luke. You got him. Great."
"Lorelai, what are you doing here?" Kirk asked.
"Call me Jean Grey, Kirk."
"You're Jean Grey. Wow, you are so hot."
Luke rolls his eyes at Lorelai.
"Everyone is waiting downstairs," Lorelai said to Luke.
"Okay, We'll be down in a minute."
Lorelai leaves and Luke grabs a hold of Kirk.
"Come on," he said as he grabbed a hold of his shirt.
"Everyone is waiting," Kirk says so excitedly.
"Yeah," was all that Luke said.
Luke led Kirk down the dark hallway and then they went down a bunch of stairs. There was a door and Luke was about to knock on it when Kirk stopped him.
"Luke," Kirk said inquisitively.
"What?"
"Which X-Men are you?"
"Oh, well watch this."
Luke threw his hands out and long metal claws come out.
"Oh my gosh, you're Wolverine. It's such an honor."
"Shut up, Kirk."
Kirk shut up, but had to try hard to suppress his overall giddiness.
Luke knocked on the door and Rory opened it.
"Rory," Kirk looked at her dressed in brown with strands of white hair in front of her face. "Oh! Oh! You're Rogue."
Rory said with a slight southern accent, "Yes, Sugar."
"Wow, your accent really sucks, though."
"Shut up, Kirk," Rory said, and turned around to join everyone else in the room.
Standing is a row was Lorelai (Jean Grey), Rory (Rogue), Sookie (Kitty Pride), and Jess (Gambit). Professor Xavier rolled out of a shadowy area. It was Jackson with a very baldhead.
Kirk looked at everyone amazed. Then he looked puzzled.
"This isn't everyone."
"Excuse me?" Lorelai asked.
"Where are Cyclops and the Beast and Storm? Where are Havoc and Polaris? I always wanted to meet Polaris, damn it. I love girls with green hair."
"Umm, they're busy," was all Lorelai would say.
"Just tell me who Polaris is?"
"No"
"Please"
"No"
"Come on, Lorelai."
"Fine. Miss Patty is Polaris," she yelled out.
"Oh," Kirk responded. "Miss Patty has green hair?"
"Shut up, Kirk."
"Why does everyone say that to me? And why is he here?" He points to Jess.
"No one else can pull off the criminally minded X-Men better than Jess can. Plus he was the only one with a deck of cards," Sookie told him.
"Kirk," Jackson said to him, "there's something you must know. Somehow you lost you're memory and found your way here. Now I don't know how you got here but all I know is that you are a danger to this school."
Kirk looked confused. "What do you mean I'm a danger to this school?"
"Kirk, you're mutant name is Toad and..."
"Ah, man, why do I have to be Toad?"
"Can I finish? "Jackson replied. "As I was saying, you're name is Toad and you are part of Magneto's team."
"Magneto."
"Also known as Taylor Doose."
"Taylor is Magneto?"
"Yes. Now what I'm purposing to do is to help you rid of your old evil ways and maybe, just maybe, one day you too can be an X-Men."
Kirk didn't hear anything Jackson had just said. We was still stuck on the 'Taylor is Magneto' part.
"You mean to tell me that Taylor actually let me on his team."
"Yes, but Kirk..."
"Taylor likes me. He wouldn't let me in the Brotherhood if he didn't. This is the best day ever."
"Kirk, don't you understand..."
"I have to go find him and pledge myself to his service."
"Kirk," Luke responded, "we can't let you do that."
"Why not?'
"Because Taylor Doose is the enemy," Sookie said. "If we let you go you'll just go back to you're evil ways."
"But Taylor needs me and..."
"Listen," Luke responded, "we can do this the easy way or the hard way. It's up to you."
Kirk thought for a second before taking a long look at everyone.
"Bye," he shouted as he ran for the door."
Kirk ran as fast as he could but he could hear Luke running after him.
"Must...get back to...Taylor," he said to himself as he ran.
However, Kirk wasn't fast enough for Luke. Luke caught up with him and pulled him down to the ground.
"You ain't going anywhere."
"NO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO! "Kirk shouted trying to get out of Luke's grasp. "LET ME GO"
"KIRK," Luke shouted.
"LET ME GO!" Kirk yelled again.
"Kirk, WAKE UP!"
"Let me..." but before he got the last word out Kirk opened his eyes and sees Luke standing over him with a frustrated look on his face.
"Luke," he whispers.
"Come on, get up." Luke holds his hands out and Kirk grabs on to it. He holds on to the pillow firmly.
"What happened?"
Luke and Kirk start walking toward the Diner.
"You ran out of the inn. It was your night terrors."
"Oh! Oh no! Lulu?"
"Lulu's probably still at the inn."
"I hope she isn't traumatized by all this."
"Come on, just let me get you something to wear," Luke says avoiding looking as Naked Kirk altogether.
Luke leads Kirk up to his apartment and Kirk was about to sit down on the couch when Luke stopped him.
"Don't sit yet, Kirk."
"Why? Oh, it's the whole 'being naked' thing isn't it?"
"Hold on, here," Luke hands him a white t-shirt and sweat pants.
"Thanks Luke. For everything."
Luke just nods his head and stares out the window while Kirk changes. Kirk finishes changing and he and Luke start walking back toward the inn.
"It's a good thing you were at the inn tonight, Luke."
"Yeah, don't mention it." Luke thinks for a second, "Really Kirk, don't mention it. To anyone."
"But I want to tell everyone about my hero."
"Please don't"
"But Luke you are my hero. Even in my dream you're a hero."
"You're dream?"
"X-Men"
"Right," Luke says, pretending to understand.
Kirk stops walking and goes up to hug Luke.
"Ah, quit that," Luke tells him.
"But you are my hero. And if Taylor ever sets up an evil Brotherhood of Mutants and invites me to join I will say 'No, Taylor. Luke would not approve.'"
"Kirk," Luke says.
"What?"
"Shut up."
"Okay, hero."
Luke sighed to himself.
Thanks for the good reviews. I was very surprised to hear that it was liked. As you will be able to see I love X-Men, so I hope you like this.
Chapter Two
Kirk's Dream
Kirk stood alone in a giant mansion.
'Where am I?' he thought to himself.
He took a step forward and stopped. He looked around to make sure that no one else was around and took some more steps forward.
He got himself to the door and opened it only to see that the door lead to a long hallway. He couldn't find his way out. He walked toward the window and saw that there was a tree near by. He contemplated opening the window and claiming down on it but remember the unfortunate tree climbing accident of 1995 and decided against it.
"Hello" he called out. "Is anyone here?" He figured that if someone was around it was better that he find out about it now then to walk around the dark house freaked out the whole time.
Then again, this is Kirk. He'd be freaked out anyways.
"Hello," he called out again.
Silence.
He was about to go through the hall when he heard something stir nearby.
"Who's there? I know kung woo!" he yelled out.
Just then one of the doorknobs to one of the rooms started to turn. Kirk got tense and grabbed the first thing he could get his hands on for self- defense.
A tablecloth.
What the hell was the tablecloth going to do?
He threw the tablecloth on the floor and picked up the second closet thing. A paintbrush. 'Crap,' he thought.
The door opened and Kirk held on to that paintbrush and jumped in front of the door screaming, "Aaahhhhh"
"What the hell is wrong with you," a man's voice cried out. "Luke, is that you?" Kirk asked.
"Yeah it's me. Don't scream like that at me if you want to live to see tomorrow. And what the hell were you going to do with that." He points to the paintbrush, "paint me to death."
"Luke." Kirk went up and hugged him.
Luke wasn't having any of that.
"Get the hell off of me," he yelled.
Kirk backed away. "Where are we, Luke?
"Don't you know?"
"Know what?"
"We are in the 'Xavier School for the Gifted.'"
"As in 'X-Men', Luke?"
"Yeah, Kirk."
Kirk took that news in. He paced for a second, then stopped, then he jumped in the year.
"Oh my God, Luke! I'm an X-Men. I've always wanted to be in the X-Men. So who am I? Cyclops? Oh, am I Wolverine? I always wanted to be Iceman? Or am I that stud, Gambit? Not that I think Gambit's a stud, but I know Lulu likes him."
"Uh, Kirk," Luke said.
"I'm so excited. I wonder what my powers are."
"Kirk"
Kirks jumps in the air.
"Can I fly?"
He jumps again.
Kirk cannot fly.
"KIRK," Luke yells out.
Kirk stops his sorry attempt at flight and looks at Luke.
"Kirk," Luke begins again, "You're not an X-Men."
"Oh," Kirks says. His face falls a little. "I knew it was to good to be true."
"But Kirk, there's something else"
"What?"
"You are a mutant"
Kirk's face lights up again. "Really?"
"Yeah, but umm...see that's why I'm here. I have to detain you."
"What do you mean, Luke?"
"You're not one of us."
"Us? What do you mean by us?
Just then Lorelai came out from of the other doors.
"Oh, Luke. You got him. Great."
"Lorelai, what are you doing here?" Kirk asked.
"Call me Jean Grey, Kirk."
"You're Jean Grey. Wow, you are so hot."
Luke rolls his eyes at Lorelai.
"Everyone is waiting downstairs," Lorelai said to Luke.
"Okay, We'll be down in a minute."
Lorelai leaves and Luke grabs a hold of Kirk.
"Come on," he said as he grabbed a hold of his shirt.
"Everyone is waiting," Kirk says so excitedly.
"Yeah," was all that Luke said.
Luke led Kirk down the dark hallway and then they went down a bunch of stairs. There was a door and Luke was about to knock on it when Kirk stopped him.
"Luke," Kirk said inquisitively.
"What?"
"Which X-Men are you?"
"Oh, well watch this."
Luke threw his hands out and long metal claws come out.
"Oh my gosh, you're Wolverine. It's such an honor."
"Shut up, Kirk."
Kirk shut up, but had to try hard to suppress his overall giddiness.
Luke knocked on the door and Rory opened it.
"Rory," Kirk looked at her dressed in brown with strands of white hair in front of her face. "Oh! Oh! You're Rogue."
Rory said with a slight southern accent, "Yes, Sugar."
"Wow, your accent really sucks, though."
"Shut up, Kirk," Rory said, and turned around to join everyone else in the room.
Standing is a row was Lorelai (Jean Grey), Rory (Rogue), Sookie (Kitty Pride), and Jess (Gambit). Professor Xavier rolled out of a shadowy area. It was Jackson with a very baldhead.
Kirk looked at everyone amazed. Then he looked puzzled.
"This isn't everyone."
"Excuse me?" Lorelai asked.
"Where are Cyclops and the Beast and Storm? Where are Havoc and Polaris? I always wanted to meet Polaris, damn it. I love girls with green hair."
"Umm, they're busy," was all Lorelai would say.
"Just tell me who Polaris is?"
"No"
"Please"
"No"
"Come on, Lorelai."
"Fine. Miss Patty is Polaris," she yelled out.
"Oh," Kirk responded. "Miss Patty has green hair?"
"Shut up, Kirk."
"Why does everyone say that to me? And why is he here?" He points to Jess.
"No one else can pull off the criminally minded X-Men better than Jess can. Plus he was the only one with a deck of cards," Sookie told him.
"Kirk," Jackson said to him, "there's something you must know. Somehow you lost you're memory and found your way here. Now I don't know how you got here but all I know is that you are a danger to this school."
Kirk looked confused. "What do you mean I'm a danger to this school?"
"Kirk, you're mutant name is Toad and..."
"Ah, man, why do I have to be Toad?"
"Can I finish? "Jackson replied. "As I was saying, you're name is Toad and you are part of Magneto's team."
"Magneto."
"Also known as Taylor Doose."
"Taylor is Magneto?"
"Yes. Now what I'm purposing to do is to help you rid of your old evil ways and maybe, just maybe, one day you too can be an X-Men."
Kirk didn't hear anything Jackson had just said. We was still stuck on the 'Taylor is Magneto' part.
"You mean to tell me that Taylor actually let me on his team."
"Yes, but Kirk..."
"Taylor likes me. He wouldn't let me in the Brotherhood if he didn't. This is the best day ever."
"Kirk, don't you understand..."
"I have to go find him and pledge myself to his service."
"Kirk," Luke responded, "we can't let you do that."
"Why not?'
"Because Taylor Doose is the enemy," Sookie said. "If we let you go you'll just go back to you're evil ways."
"But Taylor needs me and..."
"Listen," Luke responded, "we can do this the easy way or the hard way. It's up to you."
Kirk thought for a second before taking a long look at everyone.
"Bye," he shouted as he ran for the door."
Kirk ran as fast as he could but he could hear Luke running after him.
"Must...get back to...Taylor," he said to himself as he ran.
However, Kirk wasn't fast enough for Luke. Luke caught up with him and pulled him down to the ground.
"You ain't going anywhere."
"NO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO! "Kirk shouted trying to get out of Luke's grasp. "LET ME GO"
"KIRK," Luke shouted.
"LET ME GO!" Kirk yelled again.
"Kirk, WAKE UP!"
"Let me..." but before he got the last word out Kirk opened his eyes and sees Luke standing over him with a frustrated look on his face.
"Luke," he whispers.
"Come on, get up." Luke holds his hands out and Kirk grabs on to it. He holds on to the pillow firmly.
"What happened?"
Luke and Kirk start walking toward the Diner.
"You ran out of the inn. It was your night terrors."
"Oh! Oh no! Lulu?"
"Lulu's probably still at the inn."
"I hope she isn't traumatized by all this."
"Come on, just let me get you something to wear," Luke says avoiding looking as Naked Kirk altogether.
Luke leads Kirk up to his apartment and Kirk was about to sit down on the couch when Luke stopped him.
"Don't sit yet, Kirk."
"Why? Oh, it's the whole 'being naked' thing isn't it?"
"Hold on, here," Luke hands him a white t-shirt and sweat pants.
"Thanks Luke. For everything."
Luke just nods his head and stares out the window while Kirk changes. Kirk finishes changing and he and Luke start walking back toward the inn.
"It's a good thing you were at the inn tonight, Luke."
"Yeah, don't mention it." Luke thinks for a second, "Really Kirk, don't mention it. To anyone."
"But I want to tell everyone about my hero."
"Please don't"
"But Luke you are my hero. Even in my dream you're a hero."
"You're dream?"
"X-Men"
"Right," Luke says, pretending to understand.
Kirk stops walking and goes up to hug Luke.
"Ah, quit that," Luke tells him.
"But you are my hero. And if Taylor ever sets up an evil Brotherhood of Mutants and invites me to join I will say 'No, Taylor. Luke would not approve.'"
"Kirk," Luke says.
"What?"
"Shut up."
"Okay, hero."
Luke sighed to himself.