Disclaimer: Not mine.
Warnings: More cruelty to innocent, cute, fuzzy animals. And some gory yummyness.
A/N: Back to Ryou and Bakura, since that's the mood I'm in! Oh, and this chapter you finally get to find out what Bakura did to Otogi's Chihuahua! But blink and you'll miss it!
Question Time 11
Ryou: Why do you look so pleased? And why are you covered in blood? Please don't tell me that's human blood. Even better, tell me it's ketchup.
Bakura: It's mouse blood.
Ryou: I'm not completely stupid, Bakura, you're drenched in the stuff! Mice aren't big enough to have that much blood, no matter how thinly you spread it!
Bakura: Did I say one mouse?
Ryou: Ah. Might this be why Ishizu just spent half an hour yelling at me incoherently over the phone then hung up?
Bakura: Possibly.
Ryou: And are you going to explain, or must I fetch the lighter? Or possibly the kettle.
Bakura: Marik invented a new game.
Ryou: So far this is not reassuring. Would you care to elaborate?
Bakura: It was called 'fun with mice.'
Ryou: I'm beginning to get some vague idea about what may have happened. Let me guess, you decided to see how many different ways you could come up with to kill a mouse, yes?
Bakura: Bingo.
Ryou: You saying 'bingo' is slightly disturbing, so stop it.
Bakura: That was a fun game. Especially when Marik held this mouse by the tail, then dropped it into the blender. You say mice don't have much blood, but it still managed to splatter itself all over Ishizu's kitchen.
Ryou: That's disgusting. And cruel.
Bakura: Yep! Did you know that mice explode if you put them in the microwave and turn it on? So do Chihuahuas.
Ryou: Ah, so that's what happened to Otogi's dog.
Bakura: It looked more like a big rat. Oh, and we put this mouse in the freezer, and when it came out it was all blue, and hard. It smashed right through Kaiba's window really easily! Like a rock! And we managed to find a shotgun, too.
Ryou: By 'find', do you mean steal?
Bakura: Possibly. The great tomb robber does not just buy things he wants.
Ryou: Who in their right mind would sell you a shotgun anyway? Please tell me you didn't kill anyone with it?
Bakura: Would I do that??
Ryou: Yes. And you'd enjoy it, and laugh maniacally afterwards.
Bakura: Oh yeah. But no, we only had one shell anyway. We used it to shoot a mouse at point-blank range. It splattered over about two feet, it was great! Then we scraped all the bits up and posted them through Bandit Keith's letterbox.
Ryou: Oh, lovely.
Bakura: Then we used the blender that was full of mouse entrails to make Anzu a health shake. She wouldn't drink it, though. I don't think she trusted us when we randomly turned up on her doorstep with a milkshake for her.
Ryou: Quite rightly. So what did you do with it, may I ask?
Bakura: I bought it home for you! Here.
Ryou: Oh, good lord...
Bakura: Hey, don't throw it away, that took ages to make! Hmph, inconsiderate stupid hikari. Wait until I tell Yugi how mean you are to me when I just wanted to bring you a present.
Ryou: Not this again... Give me the phone! Bad yami! Give!
Bakura: Hello- oh, it's you. Put Yugi on, stupid Pharaoh.
Ryou: Give me back the phone Bakura! Do you have any idea how long it took me to convince Yugi that I wasn't trying to poison everyone last time you did this?
Bakura: Get your hikari, you useless washed-up stupid-haired midget freak! Now!
Ryou: Bakura! Give me that phone or I'm going to pour the rest of this mouse milkshake over your head!!
Bakura: Hello Yugi. Guess what Ryou did to me this time?
Ryou: It's not true, dammit!
Bakura: No, I just wanted to bring him a present, and I spent ages making him a nice healthy milkshake, but he threw it away and now he's yelling at me! No, I don't know why. He's so cruel!
Ryou: ARGH!!!
Bakura: Did I mention he set me on fire?
Ryou: I did not set you on fire! You did it yourself out of sheer stupidity!!
Bakura: Now he's calling me stupid, too. I think I'll go cry in my room for a while on my own. Bye, Yugi. No, I'll be ok. Really. Oh, and tell Yami to watch his back because I know where he lives. Bye.
Ryou: I cannot believe you just did that! Again!
Bakura: HAHAHAHAHaaaaaa!!! I can't believe that little shrimp keeps falling for it!
Ryou: Argh! You-you-you FREAK!!!
Bakura: You need to work on your insults. Mwahah. Yugi thinks you're evil now. Heheheh.
Ryou: Thanks to you!
Bakura: It's worth the rant I'm going to get off that stupid pharaoh for confusing and traumatizing his hikari.
Ryou: Oh, how do I explain this to Yugi? For some reason he never believes me when I tell him you just like to make things up to annoy me!
Bakura: Probably because he's an idiot.
Ryou: And there's something else I'd like to know, besides why you always do this to me!
Bakura: And that is?
Ryou: Where the hell did you and Marik get so many mice?
TBC
Reviews are always nice.
Warnings: More cruelty to innocent, cute, fuzzy animals. And some gory yummyness.
A/N: Back to Ryou and Bakura, since that's the mood I'm in! Oh, and this chapter you finally get to find out what Bakura did to Otogi's Chihuahua! But blink and you'll miss it!
Question Time 11
Ryou: Why do you look so pleased? And why are you covered in blood? Please don't tell me that's human blood. Even better, tell me it's ketchup.
Bakura: It's mouse blood.
Ryou: I'm not completely stupid, Bakura, you're drenched in the stuff! Mice aren't big enough to have that much blood, no matter how thinly you spread it!
Bakura: Did I say one mouse?
Ryou: Ah. Might this be why Ishizu just spent half an hour yelling at me incoherently over the phone then hung up?
Bakura: Possibly.
Ryou: And are you going to explain, or must I fetch the lighter? Or possibly the kettle.
Bakura: Marik invented a new game.
Ryou: So far this is not reassuring. Would you care to elaborate?
Bakura: It was called 'fun with mice.'
Ryou: I'm beginning to get some vague idea about what may have happened. Let me guess, you decided to see how many different ways you could come up with to kill a mouse, yes?
Bakura: Bingo.
Ryou: You saying 'bingo' is slightly disturbing, so stop it.
Bakura: That was a fun game. Especially when Marik held this mouse by the tail, then dropped it into the blender. You say mice don't have much blood, but it still managed to splatter itself all over Ishizu's kitchen.
Ryou: That's disgusting. And cruel.
Bakura: Yep! Did you know that mice explode if you put them in the microwave and turn it on? So do Chihuahuas.
Ryou: Ah, so that's what happened to Otogi's dog.
Bakura: It looked more like a big rat. Oh, and we put this mouse in the freezer, and when it came out it was all blue, and hard. It smashed right through Kaiba's window really easily! Like a rock! And we managed to find a shotgun, too.
Ryou: By 'find', do you mean steal?
Bakura: Possibly. The great tomb robber does not just buy things he wants.
Ryou: Who in their right mind would sell you a shotgun anyway? Please tell me you didn't kill anyone with it?
Bakura: Would I do that??
Ryou: Yes. And you'd enjoy it, and laugh maniacally afterwards.
Bakura: Oh yeah. But no, we only had one shell anyway. We used it to shoot a mouse at point-blank range. It splattered over about two feet, it was great! Then we scraped all the bits up and posted them through Bandit Keith's letterbox.
Ryou: Oh, lovely.
Bakura: Then we used the blender that was full of mouse entrails to make Anzu a health shake. She wouldn't drink it, though. I don't think she trusted us when we randomly turned up on her doorstep with a milkshake for her.
Ryou: Quite rightly. So what did you do with it, may I ask?
Bakura: I bought it home for you! Here.
Ryou: Oh, good lord...
Bakura: Hey, don't throw it away, that took ages to make! Hmph, inconsiderate stupid hikari. Wait until I tell Yugi how mean you are to me when I just wanted to bring you a present.
Ryou: Not this again... Give me the phone! Bad yami! Give!
Bakura: Hello- oh, it's you. Put Yugi on, stupid Pharaoh.
Ryou: Give me back the phone Bakura! Do you have any idea how long it took me to convince Yugi that I wasn't trying to poison everyone last time you did this?
Bakura: Get your hikari, you useless washed-up stupid-haired midget freak! Now!
Ryou: Bakura! Give me that phone or I'm going to pour the rest of this mouse milkshake over your head!!
Bakura: Hello Yugi. Guess what Ryou did to me this time?
Ryou: It's not true, dammit!
Bakura: No, I just wanted to bring him a present, and I spent ages making him a nice healthy milkshake, but he threw it away and now he's yelling at me! No, I don't know why. He's so cruel!
Ryou: ARGH!!!
Bakura: Did I mention he set me on fire?
Ryou: I did not set you on fire! You did it yourself out of sheer stupidity!!
Bakura: Now he's calling me stupid, too. I think I'll go cry in my room for a while on my own. Bye, Yugi. No, I'll be ok. Really. Oh, and tell Yami to watch his back because I know where he lives. Bye.
Ryou: I cannot believe you just did that! Again!
Bakura: HAHAHAHAHaaaaaa!!! I can't believe that little shrimp keeps falling for it!
Ryou: Argh! You-you-you FREAK!!!
Bakura: You need to work on your insults. Mwahah. Yugi thinks you're evil now. Heheheh.
Ryou: Thanks to you!
Bakura: It's worth the rant I'm going to get off that stupid pharaoh for confusing and traumatizing his hikari.
Ryou: Oh, how do I explain this to Yugi? For some reason he never believes me when I tell him you just like to make things up to annoy me!
Bakura: Probably because he's an idiot.
Ryou: And there's something else I'd like to know, besides why you always do this to me!
Bakura: And that is?
Ryou: Where the hell did you and Marik get so many mice?
TBC
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