Disclaimer: Not mine.
Warnings: Yes, the stupidity shall continue!
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Otogi! Yay!!
For dub fans:
Honda = Tristan
Otogi = Duke Devlin
Question Time 12
Honda: Ow!
Otogi: Ow?
Honda: Yes, is there a problem with that? I cut myself with the scissors!
Otogi: But we're helping out in nursery class, and these are plastic safety scissors that won't even cut through wet tissue paper.
Honda: Well they cut me, dammit!
Otogi: Eww! Blood! Get it away!
Honda: Huh?
Otogi: Argh! Get that away from me!
Honda: But it's just one drop of blood, don't be such a wuss!
Otogi: I can't help it! I hate blood!
Honda: You're such a girl.
Otogi: What did you call me!?
Honda: A girl?
Otogi: How dare you!?
Honda: Oh, look, more blood.
Otogi: Aaa!! Stop squeezing it! You're making it bleed more!
Honda: Yeah, I know.
Otogi: No! Get it away! Make it stop! I want my mommy!
Honda: Jeez, dude, calm down! You're scaring the toddlers with your pathetic hysterics. And come down off that table!
Otogi: No!
Honda: Don't be such a pansy!
Otogi: I'm not a pansy! I just hate the sight of blood!
Honda: Why? It's not like it's going to grow teeth and bite you!
Otogi: AARGH!!
Honda: Calm down! Look, all the little kids are staring at you! You're making them cry, you freak!
Otogi: I don't care! I'm having a crisis, you unsympathetic bastard!
Honda: Fine, stay up there. It's ok kids, Otogi's just crazy. No, he's not going to jump.
Otogi: I'm not crazy!
Honda: See, kids? This is what happens to women when they have PMS.
Otogi: I'm not a woman, damn you!
Honda: No kids, that's just denial. He's having what grown-ups call an 'identity crisis'.
Otogi: Shut up! I am not!
Honda: Now why don't we all make paper aeroplanes and throw them at Otogi until he falls off the table? Yes, you can paint them. No, you don't need to let the paint dry. Aim for the hair.
Otogi: Don't you dare you little brats! And you, Honda, how can you be so cruel! What would Yugi and his friends think if they saw you now?
Honda: They'd laugh. Yeah, kids, fire away! And if anyone manages to hit him in the eye they get ten points!
TBC
Meheh. Very short, that time. And I was really cruel to Otogi, but you know I like him really! He's just so easy to make fun of! So review, and I'll be a happy bunny.
Warnings: Yes, the stupidity shall continue!
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Otogi! Yay!!
For dub fans:
Honda = Tristan
Otogi = Duke Devlin
Question Time 12
Honda: Ow!
Otogi: Ow?
Honda: Yes, is there a problem with that? I cut myself with the scissors!
Otogi: But we're helping out in nursery class, and these are plastic safety scissors that won't even cut through wet tissue paper.
Honda: Well they cut me, dammit!
Otogi: Eww! Blood! Get it away!
Honda: Huh?
Otogi: Argh! Get that away from me!
Honda: But it's just one drop of blood, don't be such a wuss!
Otogi: I can't help it! I hate blood!
Honda: You're such a girl.
Otogi: What did you call me!?
Honda: A girl?
Otogi: How dare you!?
Honda: Oh, look, more blood.
Otogi: Aaa!! Stop squeezing it! You're making it bleed more!
Honda: Yeah, I know.
Otogi: No! Get it away! Make it stop! I want my mommy!
Honda: Jeez, dude, calm down! You're scaring the toddlers with your pathetic hysterics. And come down off that table!
Otogi: No!
Honda: Don't be such a pansy!
Otogi: I'm not a pansy! I just hate the sight of blood!
Honda: Why? It's not like it's going to grow teeth and bite you!
Otogi: AARGH!!
Honda: Calm down! Look, all the little kids are staring at you! You're making them cry, you freak!
Otogi: I don't care! I'm having a crisis, you unsympathetic bastard!
Honda: Fine, stay up there. It's ok kids, Otogi's just crazy. No, he's not going to jump.
Otogi: I'm not crazy!
Honda: See, kids? This is what happens to women when they have PMS.
Otogi: I'm not a woman, damn you!
Honda: No kids, that's just denial. He's having what grown-ups call an 'identity crisis'.
Otogi: Shut up! I am not!
Honda: Now why don't we all make paper aeroplanes and throw them at Otogi until he falls off the table? Yes, you can paint them. No, you don't need to let the paint dry. Aim for the hair.
Otogi: Don't you dare you little brats! And you, Honda, how can you be so cruel! What would Yugi and his friends think if they saw you now?
Honda: They'd laugh. Yeah, kids, fire away! And if anyone manages to hit him in the eye they get ten points!
TBC
Meheh. Very short, that time. And I was really cruel to Otogi, but you know I like him really! He's just so easy to make fun of! So review, and I'll be a happy bunny.