Well, it's time for part 3 of the [fanfare] Great Mary-Sue Extravaganza!
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8BTFreek: No, Adrian doesn't like killing Mary-Sue's anymore than Rob does. He just likes to kill anyone who messes with Garet.
And now:
Great Mary-Sue Extravaganza Part 3: Introducing the Cannon of Canon!
The new chapter opened on a beautiful scene of trees, grass and sow. Falling from the sky. Rob reasoned that it was supposed to be snow, mainly because they were in Imil. However, after the agents' lunch had been squished twice by falling female pigs, he started to have his doubts.
"I swear they do this on purpose." Rob said, vaporizing a falling pig.
"No, they just phrase their descriptions oddly." Adrian said, hiding under a large rock, "They just phrase things weirdly. They said that 'sow was falling' Now, if they had misspelled 'it was snowing', then we'd just have to deal with a bunch of people sowing all over the place. This is just a very irritating coincidence."
"I doubt that." Rob said. The agents eventually found a rock big enough for them both to hide under. There they finally managed to have their lunch (BLT sandwiches and sausage). After they finished, Rob took a quick look at The Words. "We've got somewhere between 'several months' and 'seconds'." He said.
"What do you mean?" Adrian asked. He too glanced at the words. "Holy crap. 'months later they arrived at Imil, where sow was falling. A few seconds after they left, they found the healer Alex.' What are they thinking?"
"No idea" Rob said, "But we can't kill the next one until on top of Mercury Lighthouse when the Sue totally upstages Saturos and Alex."
"So... Now what?" Adrian asked.
"Now, we get rid of this stupid Sow." Rob said.
"How? I already tried praying to the Benevolent Goddess of Fanfiction, and that didn't work." Adrian said.
"We use the Cannon of Canon, of course. Did you see ANY pigs in the GS games? How many of them fell at all, much less from the sky?" Rob said.
"Point." Adrian said, "So how do we GET this Cannon of Canon?"
"We have to sneak into HQ, and enter the incredibly complex doomsday code, and then we have to cut four-hundred wires in exactly the right place at the right time, while counting backwards from one googleplex* in Latin. Then we grab the Cannon and escape through the incredibly complex maze in ten seconds. Then we just have to decode the encryption key on the firing mechanism, the one that took the most powerful computer in the world two years to come up with. When we do that, we can fire the cannon, as long as it doesn't jam."
"Please say you were kidding." Adrian said.
"I was" Said Rob, "But you should have seen the look on your face."
Adrian then opened a portal to the storage closet, where the PPC keeps one of several Cannons of Canon. After much dragging, Adrian got the bright idea to open a portal directly under the Cannon, and thus dropping it into Weyard.
"Why didn't we think of that earlier?" Rob asked.
"Because we're stupid." Adrian replied.
"Oh." Rob said.
The agents aimed the cannon of Canon into the sky. Rob aimed it at one of the falling sow. There was a very large explosion. When Rob and Adrian regained consciousness, they were being yelled at telepathically by a very large flower wearing a suit. +What were you doing? You almost got yourselves killed! Not to mention that you almost tore the entire GS universe to shreds! How can you be stupid enough to use a Cannon of Canon in a sue-infested world! We had to call in half of the department of blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah+
The end. For now.
*A googleplex is actually a real number. It can be expressed as ten to the power of one google, which is also a real number (A one followed by one- hundred zeros). A googleplex can also be expressed as 10^(10^100). Seriously.
8BTFreek: No, Adrian doesn't like killing Mary-Sue's anymore than Rob does. He just likes to kill anyone who messes with Garet.
And now:
Great Mary-Sue Extravaganza Part 3: Introducing the Cannon of Canon!
The new chapter opened on a beautiful scene of trees, grass and sow. Falling from the sky. Rob reasoned that it was supposed to be snow, mainly because they were in Imil. However, after the agents' lunch had been squished twice by falling female pigs, he started to have his doubts.
"I swear they do this on purpose." Rob said, vaporizing a falling pig.
"No, they just phrase their descriptions oddly." Adrian said, hiding under a large rock, "They just phrase things weirdly. They said that 'sow was falling' Now, if they had misspelled 'it was snowing', then we'd just have to deal with a bunch of people sowing all over the place. This is just a very irritating coincidence."
"I doubt that." Rob said. The agents eventually found a rock big enough for them both to hide under. There they finally managed to have their lunch (BLT sandwiches and sausage). After they finished, Rob took a quick look at The Words. "We've got somewhere between 'several months' and 'seconds'." He said.
"What do you mean?" Adrian asked. He too glanced at the words. "Holy crap. 'months later they arrived at Imil, where sow was falling. A few seconds after they left, they found the healer Alex.' What are they thinking?"
"No idea" Rob said, "But we can't kill the next one until on top of Mercury Lighthouse when the Sue totally upstages Saturos and Alex."
"So... Now what?" Adrian asked.
"Now, we get rid of this stupid Sow." Rob said.
"How? I already tried praying to the Benevolent Goddess of Fanfiction, and that didn't work." Adrian said.
"We use the Cannon of Canon, of course. Did you see ANY pigs in the GS games? How many of them fell at all, much less from the sky?" Rob said.
"Point." Adrian said, "So how do we GET this Cannon of Canon?"
"We have to sneak into HQ, and enter the incredibly complex doomsday code, and then we have to cut four-hundred wires in exactly the right place at the right time, while counting backwards from one googleplex* in Latin. Then we grab the Cannon and escape through the incredibly complex maze in ten seconds. Then we just have to decode the encryption key on the firing mechanism, the one that took the most powerful computer in the world two years to come up with. When we do that, we can fire the cannon, as long as it doesn't jam."
"Please say you were kidding." Adrian said.
"I was" Said Rob, "But you should have seen the look on your face."
Adrian then opened a portal to the storage closet, where the PPC keeps one of several Cannons of Canon. After much dragging, Adrian got the bright idea to open a portal directly under the Cannon, and thus dropping it into Weyard.
"Why didn't we think of that earlier?" Rob asked.
"Because we're stupid." Adrian replied.
"Oh." Rob said.
The agents aimed the cannon of Canon into the sky. Rob aimed it at one of the falling sow. There was a very large explosion. When Rob and Adrian regained consciousness, they were being yelled at telepathically by a very large flower wearing a suit. +What were you doing? You almost got yourselves killed! Not to mention that you almost tore the entire GS universe to shreds! How can you be stupid enough to use a Cannon of Canon in a sue-infested world! We had to call in half of the department of blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah+
The end. For now.
*A googleplex is actually a real number. It can be expressed as ten to the power of one google, which is also a real number (A one followed by one- hundred zeros). A googleplex can also be expressed as 10^(10^100). Seriously.