NOT PART OF STORY: For all the Mai (and Joey) fans out there, please don't be too mad. Joey is my absolute fav, and Mai, while annoying actually is a pretty good character. I don't mean anything I write in this, it's all for fun! For those of you who have been giving me reviews: I LOVE YOU ALL!
Daylight came, and our heroes set out. They walked around for nearly an hour.
Joey: Man, this blows! By the time we get the starchips we need I'll be an old man.
Yugi: That's why me and Yami have an idea!
Joey nods, and they continue to walk. They find a duelist, and Yugi turns to Yami.
Yami: MIND CRUSH ATTACK!
The guy crumples, and Yami turns back to Yugi.
Yugi: Now go Joey go! Get their starchips and RUN!
Joey loots the starchips, and everyone runs. They find another path, and stand there as Joey gives Yugi's half to him. They now both have five starchips. As the troop takes up the trek once more, Mai comes out into the path. Joey doesn't notice her.
Mai: Have you seen my Joey?
Joey: Yeah he's right-
Joey suddenly realizes his fatal error, and turns to run. However, Mai beat him to it and jumps at his legs. Joey can't move without falling over, and he would rather die than do THAT.
Mai: Please duel me? Pleeeeeeeease my love?
Joey: Fine..... But try to concentrate on the game this time?
Mai: Whatever you say!
They walk to the duel arena, and Mai left her bag behind. The others promptly steal it, and they hook it up, and watched Rurouni Kenshin while Joey and Mai dueled. Mai tries to concentrate on the game, but can't. Joey wins easily, and they get off the dueling platform. They go back to where everyone is glued onto the screen. Mai realizes that she and Joey are for all purposes alone. Joey starts to back up, when Bakura looks up.
Bakura: This story is only rated PG Mai!
Mai: sighs
She stops her advance on Joey, and everyone realize the duel is already over. They get up, and give the TV back.
Joey: Mai, why do you even bother dueling me?
Mai: Because you're a sexy b-"
Bakura: MAI! I told you to keep it PG!
Mai huffs, and gives Joey four starchips for beating her. She was actually a really good duelist with everyone except him. She then suddenly hugs Joey, whom turns beet red as everyone else laughed their heads off.
Joey: Mai... lay off...
Mai ignores him, and she suddenly walks off, looking for some more starchips. Joey walks back to the others, still red. They walk off, riding him for Mai's obsession.
Yugi: So Joey, when are you announcing the engagement?
Tea: If I didn't know better I would say you liked it!
Tristan laughs, when he suddenly starts coughing. He coughs and coughs. Everyone starts to get concerned at his sudden bout of coughing. He suddenly stops, and gives one last cough.
Tristan (in a completely different voice): There, that's better.
Tea: What happened? You voice was girly and stupid and now it's deep and sexy!
Bakura glared, he was still striving to keep the PG rating.
Tristan: I had some flem stuck in my throat, all better now.
Joey: I want a better voice!
Yugi: At least your isn't some innocent idiot girl sounding one! You have a cool accent!
Yami: I have a manly voice!
Yugi: Shut up or I'll break the puzzle.
Yami: Yessir!
Joey was happy now, looking at his friends and now where he was walking. Before he finished taking another step he walked into none other than Bandit Keith (BK).
BK: Watch where you're going, klutz!
Joey start to shake in rage, and pulled out white gloves.
Joey: I challenge you to..... slaps BK on cheeks with gloves A DUEL!
Everyone: gasp!!
Joey pulls out his cards, ready to duel. However, BK had other ideas. He proceeds to completely deck Joey with one roundhouse swing. Joey gets back up.
Joey: I challenged you to a duel, idiot!
BK: It's a CARD GAME! IT'S NOT REAL! If you won I would have beat you up anyways. Besides, I read the script and if I did play you in a card duel I would have lost.
He then punches Joey in the stomach. Joey fell to his knees.
Joey: Crap! I forgot why I'm here! If I remember, maybe I can win! Tea! I need a pep talk!
Tea: Fine.... Ok. Here we go. You are her because you're sister...blah blah....come crap about friends....blah.... money....blah.... and if you lose the rating of the show would go down. That good?
Joey: I feel great!
He jumps up, and proceeds to pummel BK. After BK was knocked out, Joey thought about why he was here.
...............flashback......................
Joey: See sis? I took you to the beach!
Serenity: Wow!
Joey: Watch this!
Joey takes a magnifying glass, and concentrates the light.
Serenity: Lemme try!
She takes the magnifying glass, but can't do it. She looks into the lens, holding it above her head.
Serenity: Thing must be-
-the light is concentrated, right into her eyes.
Serenity: AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Joey: Oops. Maybe I should have warned her about that.
...........end flashback...............
Joey sighs.
Joey: Welp, time to go!
End of chapter 3 And I want to thank my sister for coming up with the 'it's not real' thing. She always makes the best jokes!