Disclaimer: Not mine
Warnings: Same as the other parts...
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: This one is set the morning after the 'Xmas party' and has a little cruelty to Yami. You know I love him really, though, right? Setting: They're pretty much all in a big bed in Kaiba's room. Yami is tied up in the middle with Bakura and Malik on either side of him, and Yugi and Ryou are on either side of them. Kaiba and Jou are at the end of the bed. You don't really need to know all that, though...
Question Time 14
Yugi: Well, that was fun.
Ryou: If slightly disturbing.
Yami: I'd appreciate it if someone could untie me now so that I can go wash this syrup off my chest.
Bakura: Nope.
Malik: And that's chocolate sauce, Pharaoh.
Yami: Where exactly has Marik run off to?
Malik: In the shower with Otogi.
Yami: They're having sex in the shower??
Malik: No, I think they're just having a shower... together.
Kaiba: Well, that's a sad waste of a gratuitous shower scene.
Jou: You're obsessed!
Kaiba: And you're pretty.
Jou: Pretty!? As in, like a flower?
Kaiba: No, as in hot.
Bakura: Heh. 'Hotdog.'
Ryou: Oh, ha, ha.
Kaiba: Well?
Jou: Oh, yeah. You're... um... tall.
Kaiba: I'm flattered.
Jou: You have, uh, nice eyes. I guess.
Kaiba: That's a little better.
Bakura: I have some nice eyes. Somewhere.
Ryou: No you don't, I threw them out.
Bakura: But I was saving those!
Ryou: They were decomposing!
Malik: Marik has a teeth collection, if you want some of those.
Yugi: Why does Marik collect teeth?
Malik: Why not? everyone needs a hobby and it's more fun than stamps.
Yugi: Oh. Can I untie Yami now?
Bakura: No.
Yugi: Why not?
Malik: We want to write things on him in permanent marker.
Yami: Hey!
Bakura: Can I gag him? Please??
Ryou: He said please, he must really want to do it.
Yugi: I don't see why not.
Yami: What?! But-mmph!! Mmnnmm!!
Malik: What did you say, pharaoh? You want us to do what with the chocolate sauce??
Yami: Mmph! Mmphh!!
Malik: And you'd like to stay here a little longer, so you don't mind if Yugi goes home?
Yugi: Are you sure that's what he's saying? He's shaking his head a lot.
Bakura: Back in ancient Egypt that meant yes.
Yugi: Really?
Bakura: Would I lie to you?
Yugi: Oh, ok then. Have fun, Yami!
Yami: MMMMMMPH!!!!!
Malik: He says goodbye, and don't wait up for him.
Yugi: Bye Yami!
Ryou: Well, that was immature.
Bakura: Yet satisfyingly wicked.
Malik: Kaiba and Jou are making out again, so what shall we do with the pharaoh?
Bakura: Traumatize him terribly?
Ryou: I'm having no part in this.
Malik: We could spit-roast him.
Bakura: Or sell him to gypsies.
Ryou: Or let him go and stop scaring him.
Yami: Mmmm!! Mmmhh!!
Malik: He says he's not scared, you English wuss.
Ryou: Well! See if i ever try to help you again! I'm going to get some breakfast.
Bakura: Did he really say that?
Malik: Nah. I just thought it was funny.
Bakura: Oh. It was. Can we draw on him and take photos now?
Yami: MMMMMPH!!!
Malik: I'll get the camera.
TBC
There, another chapter down. Review!
Warnings: Same as the other parts...
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: This one is set the morning after the 'Xmas party' and has a little cruelty to Yami. You know I love him really, though, right? Setting: They're pretty much all in a big bed in Kaiba's room. Yami is tied up in the middle with Bakura and Malik on either side of him, and Yugi and Ryou are on either side of them. Kaiba and Jou are at the end of the bed. You don't really need to know all that, though...
Question Time 14
Yugi: Well, that was fun.
Ryou: If slightly disturbing.
Yami: I'd appreciate it if someone could untie me now so that I can go wash this syrup off my chest.
Bakura: Nope.
Malik: And that's chocolate sauce, Pharaoh.
Yami: Where exactly has Marik run off to?
Malik: In the shower with Otogi.
Yami: They're having sex in the shower??
Malik: No, I think they're just having a shower... together.
Kaiba: Well, that's a sad waste of a gratuitous shower scene.
Jou: You're obsessed!
Kaiba: And you're pretty.
Jou: Pretty!? As in, like a flower?
Kaiba: No, as in hot.
Bakura: Heh. 'Hotdog.'
Ryou: Oh, ha, ha.
Kaiba: Well?
Jou: Oh, yeah. You're... um... tall.
Kaiba: I'm flattered.
Jou: You have, uh, nice eyes. I guess.
Kaiba: That's a little better.
Bakura: I have some nice eyes. Somewhere.
Ryou: No you don't, I threw them out.
Bakura: But I was saving those!
Ryou: They were decomposing!
Malik: Marik has a teeth collection, if you want some of those.
Yugi: Why does Marik collect teeth?
Malik: Why not? everyone needs a hobby and it's more fun than stamps.
Yugi: Oh. Can I untie Yami now?
Bakura: No.
Yugi: Why not?
Malik: We want to write things on him in permanent marker.
Yami: Hey!
Bakura: Can I gag him? Please??
Ryou: He said please, he must really want to do it.
Yugi: I don't see why not.
Yami: What?! But-mmph!! Mmnnmm!!
Malik: What did you say, pharaoh? You want us to do what with the chocolate sauce??
Yami: Mmph! Mmphh!!
Malik: And you'd like to stay here a little longer, so you don't mind if Yugi goes home?
Yugi: Are you sure that's what he's saying? He's shaking his head a lot.
Bakura: Back in ancient Egypt that meant yes.
Yugi: Really?
Bakura: Would I lie to you?
Yugi: Oh, ok then. Have fun, Yami!
Yami: MMMMMMPH!!!!!
Malik: He says goodbye, and don't wait up for him.
Yugi: Bye Yami!
Ryou: Well, that was immature.
Bakura: Yet satisfyingly wicked.
Malik: Kaiba and Jou are making out again, so what shall we do with the pharaoh?
Bakura: Traumatize him terribly?
Ryou: I'm having no part in this.
Malik: We could spit-roast him.
Bakura: Or sell him to gypsies.
Ryou: Or let him go and stop scaring him.
Yami: Mmmm!! Mmmhh!!
Malik: He says he's not scared, you English wuss.
Ryou: Well! See if i ever try to help you again! I'm going to get some breakfast.
Bakura: Did he really say that?
Malik: Nah. I just thought it was funny.
Bakura: Oh. It was. Can we draw on him and take photos now?
Yami: MMMMMPH!!!
Malik: I'll get the camera.
TBC
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