Disclaimer: Not mine, nor is Barney the Dinosaur. Thank god.
Warnings: Cruelty to furry things.
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: More Bakura stupidity! Yeah!!
Question Time 15
Bakura: Mwa!!
Ryou: Mwa?
Bakura: Yes, Mwa! I burnt my tongue on this baka drink you made me! You're trying to kill me!!
Ryou: Yes, of course I am. Because I'm so stupid that I really thought you'd die from your tea being too hot, and just plain shooting you would never work in a million years.
Bakura: ...You lost me.
Ryou: That's not entirely unexpected, sadly.
Bakura: First you try to kill me, now you insult me?!
Ryou: I did not try to kill you, you idiot. Tell me, when you picked up the mug of tea, did you notice steam rising from it?
Bakura: Yes, and?
Ryou: And did you perhaps burn your hand from picking the mug up?
Bakura: Now that you mention it, yes...
Ryou: And did these signs not give you fair warning that there was a pretty good chance the tea was hot?
Bakura: ...Shut up.
Ryou: Why aren't you at Malik and Marik's house, anyway?
Bakura: Ishizu.
Ryou: Oh? What did she do?
Bakura: She got angry when we accidentally randomly learnt how to make napalm in her bathroom. I think it's still burning. But she kicked me out and locked Marik in the basement with that Barney teddy he's terrified of. It's his punishment, when I left he was still screaming at it not to come any closer.
Ryou: It moves?
Bakura: ...No.
Ryou: What about Malik?
Bakura: She made him a list of things we're never allowed to touch again, and made him memorize it, then she took his millennium Rod off him and told him he can't have it back until he promises to be a good boy.
Ryou: And did he promise?
Bakura: Well yeah, but obviously he was lying.
Ryou: That doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Just what was on Ishizu's list, then?
Bakura: The microwave, the lawnmower, chainsaws, the oven, cars, animals, plants, sugar, alcohol, paint, fire, eggs, meat and the television.
Ryou: I'm not sure I want to know, but why are eggs and meat on that list?
Bakura: Well Marik made up this game with eggs, it was really fun, too! We all sat on the swings, and went as high as we could, then threw an egg straight up in the air. When you swing back down it hits you.
Ryou: That's a pathetic game. I'm pretty sure that's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Bakura: We also like to hit them with tennis rackets. They explode.
Ryou: And the meat??
Bakura: Oh, we all got drunk and put some raw meat in the blender, then dared each other to drink it. And we were all sick. Repeatedly. In Ishizu's room. On her bed.
Ryou: That's... disgusting. So you've actually drunk raw meat?? That's horrid!
Bakura: I've done worse. I drank fish once.
Ryou: How can you drink fish?
Bakura: Blender? It works on most things.
Ryou: Oh, I think I'm going to be sick...
Bakura: Cool, save some for me!
TBC
Short and sick! Yeah! Actually, that last line is something my uncle always says to me whenever I'm ill... which is slightly disturbing. Actually, he usually says 'save me the lumpy bits'. Yeah, I know. Great way to make someone get over feeling nauseous, isn't it? He's that kind of guy. shrug And the eggs thing... My brother made up the swings game. ;; And hitting eggs with tennis rackets is fun!!
Review!! Reviews are gooood.
Warnings: Cruelty to furry things.
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: More Bakura stupidity! Yeah!!
Question Time 15
Bakura: Mwa!!
Ryou: Mwa?
Bakura: Yes, Mwa! I burnt my tongue on this baka drink you made me! You're trying to kill me!!
Ryou: Yes, of course I am. Because I'm so stupid that I really thought you'd die from your tea being too hot, and just plain shooting you would never work in a million years.
Bakura: ...You lost me.
Ryou: That's not entirely unexpected, sadly.
Bakura: First you try to kill me, now you insult me?!
Ryou: I did not try to kill you, you idiot. Tell me, when you picked up the mug of tea, did you notice steam rising from it?
Bakura: Yes, and?
Ryou: And did you perhaps burn your hand from picking the mug up?
Bakura: Now that you mention it, yes...
Ryou: And did these signs not give you fair warning that there was a pretty good chance the tea was hot?
Bakura: ...Shut up.
Ryou: Why aren't you at Malik and Marik's house, anyway?
Bakura: Ishizu.
Ryou: Oh? What did she do?
Bakura: She got angry when we accidentally randomly learnt how to make napalm in her bathroom. I think it's still burning. But she kicked me out and locked Marik in the basement with that Barney teddy he's terrified of. It's his punishment, when I left he was still screaming at it not to come any closer.
Ryou: It moves?
Bakura: ...No.
Ryou: What about Malik?
Bakura: She made him a list of things we're never allowed to touch again, and made him memorize it, then she took his millennium Rod off him and told him he can't have it back until he promises to be a good boy.
Ryou: And did he promise?
Bakura: Well yeah, but obviously he was lying.
Ryou: That doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Just what was on Ishizu's list, then?
Bakura: The microwave, the lawnmower, chainsaws, the oven, cars, animals, plants, sugar, alcohol, paint, fire, eggs, meat and the television.
Ryou: I'm not sure I want to know, but why are eggs and meat on that list?
Bakura: Well Marik made up this game with eggs, it was really fun, too! We all sat on the swings, and went as high as we could, then threw an egg straight up in the air. When you swing back down it hits you.
Ryou: That's a pathetic game. I'm pretty sure that's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Bakura: We also like to hit them with tennis rackets. They explode.
Ryou: And the meat??
Bakura: Oh, we all got drunk and put some raw meat in the blender, then dared each other to drink it. And we were all sick. Repeatedly. In Ishizu's room. On her bed.
Ryou: That's... disgusting. So you've actually drunk raw meat?? That's horrid!
Bakura: I've done worse. I drank fish once.
Ryou: How can you drink fish?
Bakura: Blender? It works on most things.
Ryou: Oh, I think I'm going to be sick...
Bakura: Cool, save some for me!
TBC
Short and sick! Yeah! Actually, that last line is something my uncle always says to me whenever I'm ill... which is slightly disturbing. Actually, he usually says 'save me the lumpy bits'. Yeah, I know. Great way to make someone get over feeling nauseous, isn't it? He's that kind of guy. shrug And the eggs thing... My brother made up the swings game. ;; And hitting eggs with tennis rackets is fun!!
Review!! Reviews are gooood.