Disclaimer: Still not mine.
Warnings: There's a bit of gore (sort of...) in this one, so anyone who's squeamish about Bakura being himself look away now. No, it's not animals. This time it's some random member of the public. And there's a bit of perversion in this one. You were warned!
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Yup, there's more. Sick of me yet?
Question Time 16
[They're in bed, with the lights off.]
Ryou: Eek!
Bakura: What?
Ryou: Is that your foot? It's freezing!
Bakura: It might be, pass it here and let me have a look.
Ryou: ...what?
Bakura: Yeah, I think that's mine. I must have left it there. Then again, it could be Marik's, I'll have to ask him in the morning.
Ryou: Please don't tell me that was a severed leg.
Bakura: Ok, I won't. I'll just put it on the floor and give it to Marik tomorrow.
Ryou: ...
Bakura: What?
Ryou: Whose leg was it, before you cut it off?
Bakura: I don't know, some guy. You can have a look if you want, I think the rest of him might be under the bed.
Ryou: U-under the bed...?
Bakura: Yup. Except his left hand, that's in the fridge. And I think I left some of his toes in the medicine cabinet. And Malik has his tongue. He wanted to send it to Otogi.
Ryou: That's sick!
Bakura: Yeah, I know. He should send it to Anzu.
Ryou: No, I mean you have a dead body under our bed, you idiot!
Bakura: I think he's dead, anyway. I haven't heard anything out of him in a while.
Ryou: And just what did this poor man do to you that warranted cutting him into bits and hiding him around the house?
Bakura: Erm... I can't remember. It was probably something bad, though.
Ryou: And murdering him wasn't?!
Bakura: No?
Ryou: You're an idiot! Get rid of that body right now!!
Bakura: Meheheheh.
Ryou: What's so funny?!?
Bakura: You're such a wuss. I was only kidding, you know. There isn't a body under the bed.
Ryou; Then what was that cold thing?
Bakura: Erm... a cucumber.
Ryou: ...What was a cucumber doing in our bed?
Bakura: Are you sure you really want to know?
Ryou: No. I'm going to sleep now so I don't have to think too hard about that.
Bakura: Ok then.
[Ten minutes later...]
Ryou: Are you asleep?
Bakura: Yes.
Ryou: How can you be asleep if you just answered me?
Bakura: I didn't.
Ryou: Yes you did! And you can't be asleep if you're talking!
Bakura: I'm not talking.
Ryou: ...WHY do I have to put up with you? WHY??
Bakura: You love me really. Meheheh.
TBC
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Warnings: There's a bit of gore (sort of...) in this one, so anyone who's squeamish about Bakura being himself look away now. No, it's not animals. This time it's some random member of the public. And there's a bit of perversion in this one. You were warned!
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Yup, there's more. Sick of me yet?
Question Time 16
[They're in bed, with the lights off.]
Ryou: Eek!
Bakura: What?
Ryou: Is that your foot? It's freezing!
Bakura: It might be, pass it here and let me have a look.
Ryou: ...what?
Bakura: Yeah, I think that's mine. I must have left it there. Then again, it could be Marik's, I'll have to ask him in the morning.
Ryou: Please don't tell me that was a severed leg.
Bakura: Ok, I won't. I'll just put it on the floor and give it to Marik tomorrow.
Ryou: ...
Bakura: What?
Ryou: Whose leg was it, before you cut it off?
Bakura: I don't know, some guy. You can have a look if you want, I think the rest of him might be under the bed.
Ryou: U-under the bed...?
Bakura: Yup. Except his left hand, that's in the fridge. And I think I left some of his toes in the medicine cabinet. And Malik has his tongue. He wanted to send it to Otogi.
Ryou: That's sick!
Bakura: Yeah, I know. He should send it to Anzu.
Ryou: No, I mean you have a dead body under our bed, you idiot!
Bakura: I think he's dead, anyway. I haven't heard anything out of him in a while.
Ryou: And just what did this poor man do to you that warranted cutting him into bits and hiding him around the house?
Bakura: Erm... I can't remember. It was probably something bad, though.
Ryou: And murdering him wasn't?!
Bakura: No?
Ryou: You're an idiot! Get rid of that body right now!!
Bakura: Meheheheh.
Ryou: What's so funny?!?
Bakura: You're such a wuss. I was only kidding, you know. There isn't a body under the bed.
Ryou; Then what was that cold thing?
Bakura: Erm... a cucumber.
Ryou: ...What was a cucumber doing in our bed?
Bakura: Are you sure you really want to know?
Ryou: No. I'm going to sleep now so I don't have to think too hard about that.
Bakura: Ok then.
[Ten minutes later...]
Ryou: Are you asleep?
Bakura: Yes.
Ryou: How can you be asleep if you just answered me?
Bakura: I didn't.
Ryou: Yes you did! And you can't be asleep if you're talking!
Bakura: I'm not talking.
Ryou: ...WHY do I have to put up with you? WHY??
Bakura: You love me really. Meheheh.
TBC
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