Disclaimer: Not mine.
Warnings: Two parts to this one, because I couldn't think of anything to string together. I'm getting worse!!
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Lacking imagination today...
Question Time 17
[In Kaiba's office, eating sandwiches on the floor]
Jou: If Marik, Yami and Bakura were the Powerpuff girls, who would be Bubbles?
Kaiba: Marik.
Jou: Why?
Kaiba: He's blonde and insane. What? It fits. And he could wear a really, really short skirt.
Jou: Can you actually picture Marik in a skirt?
Kaiba: Yes?
Jou: Why are you looking at me?!
Kaiba: Why not?
Jou: You're picturing me in a skirt, aren't you?!
Kaiba: ...no?
Jou: Liar!! Pervert!!
Kaiba: Have you only just figured that out?
Jou: Good point. So who would be Buttercup?
Kaiba: Definitely Bakura. He has the attitude down perfectly.
Jou: There's a disturbing image. So Yami is Blossom?
Kaiba: Of course, for some stupid reason he's always the leader of every damn thing. And he gets off on telling everyone what to do.
Jou: Erm... Riiiight. Why are we even talking about this? This has to be one of the weirdest conversations we've ever had.
Kaiba: You were the one who asked.
Jou: Was I?
Kaiba: I don't know, I can't remember.
Jou: Oh. Ok then, if we were all in a band, what instruments would everyone play?
Kaiba: You and Malik would be on guitars, Marik would be on the drums because he likes to hit things, Bakura could be the lead singer, Yugi and Ryou can be the eye candy and Yami can be on the keyboard.
Jou: What about you?
Kaiba: I'd be the manager, duh. And I'd pretty much own you all, so you'd all have to do whatever I told you to.
Jou: Oh, not this again.
Kaiba: Not what? I just want a harem, is that too much to ask?!
[At Ryou's house. Bakura is watching TV, Yugi is sitting on the floor nearby. Ryou is out.]
Yugi: Can I watch TV?
Bakura: No, I'm watching Pokemon. Go away, you... thing.
Yugi: But I wanna!!!
Bakura: Go stick your head in the oven.
Yugi: Pleeeease?
Bakura: Hmm, now how could I kill you and make it look like an accident?
Yugi: Aww, but I'll tell you a secret if you let me!
Bakura: What secret?
Yugi: I'll tell you what Yami's worst fear is.
Bakura: Mwahah, sensing blackmail opportunities. Ok, tell me.
Yugi: It's ghosts.
Bakura: Uh, what?
Yugi: That's it, ghosts. Yami's scared of ghosts.
Bakura: But technically he's a ghost.
Yugi: Yeah, that's what makes it so stupid. It's funny though, right?
Bakura: Sort of, when you get past how pathetic that is. So I'm kind of a ghost too, is he scared of me?
Yugi: Nah.
Bakura: What?? Why the hell not?!
Yugi: He says you look too much like a Bond villain.
Bakura: A what?
Yugi: You know, a bad guy from a James Bond movie? He says he's going to buy you a white cat and a laser.
Bakura: Oh, he is so dead. Is he scared of Marik?
Yugi: Hell yeah, who isn't?
Bakura: Me?
Yugi: I meant sane people.
Bakura: Ok, fine. Then Malik.
Yugi: Malik's a basket case too, you know.
Bakura: What about Kaiba? He's not scared of anyone.
Yugi: Yeah, and he's a headcase too.
Bakura: Yeah, I guess so. So why is everyone so scared of Marik, and not me, dammit?!
Yugi: Because you look like a really crap pirate or something. And there are just way too many sick jokes waiting to be made about that ring.
Bakura: Don't even think about it, brat.
Yugi: I wasn't! I'm sweet and innocent, remember? I am Yugi Motou, I can do no wrong.
Bakura: Oh yeah. But at least I have a millennium item, unlike some people.
Yugi: I share with Yami.
Bakura: Damn.
Yugi: Anyway, yours just looks like a really tacky bit of jewellery. At least everyone else's are useful for things other than sending people to the shadow realm.
Bakura: Meh?
Yugi: Like Marik's, he can stab people with the rod, because it also doubles as a cool dagger. And my puzzle is really heavy, so you can hit people with it, or use it to break a window if you're trapped in a car sinking in a river. And the scales can weigh things, like cheese. And Ishizu's necklace looks pretty and doubles as a fashion accessory, the Ankh can probably unlock doors and stuff, and the eye is really handy for playing table tennis if you lose the ball. But your ring just sits there and looks like something you bought for a dollar off some ugly gypsy.
Bakura: Hey! It can do lots of stuff!
Yugi: Like what?
Bakura: Uh... lethal death frisbee?
Yugi: I guess so.
Bakura: There, now say sorry. You hurt its feelings.
Yugi: It's a lump of metal, I'm sure it'll get over it.
Bakura: Say sorry, dammit! Or I'll bring out Dark Necrofear to chase you around the house again. Ryou isn't here to save you this time, you know.
Yugi: Argh! Ok, ok, I'm sorry!
Bakura: What's so scary about her anyway?
Yugi: Are you kidding? She's freaky! With that broken doll and everything? Eww!
Bakura: Maybe you're just a wuss? You're worse than Ryou!
Yugi: No I'm not, he's scared of Mystical Elf!
Bakura: Yeah, but that's just because I told him what she's really saying when she does that chant.
Yugi: What is she saying, then?
Bakura: I don't know, I don't speak weird made-up elf language. I just made something up to freak Ryou out.
Yugi: So what did you tell him?
Bakura: I think I said she was singing Bon Jovi songs, or something.
Yugi: Damn, that image is pretty scary.
Bakura: Yeah.
Yugi: Yay! I get the TV now! We're watching S-Club week on MTV!!!
Bakura: Argh! No! Get it away!!! Ryou, help me!! Make it stop!!
TBC
I like Bon Jovi, and I hate those S-Club brats, so meh. Review.
Warnings: Two parts to this one, because I couldn't think of anything to string together. I'm getting worse!!
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Lacking imagination today...
Question Time 17
[In Kaiba's office, eating sandwiches on the floor]
Jou: If Marik, Yami and Bakura were the Powerpuff girls, who would be Bubbles?
Kaiba: Marik.
Jou: Why?
Kaiba: He's blonde and insane. What? It fits. And he could wear a really, really short skirt.
Jou: Can you actually picture Marik in a skirt?
Kaiba: Yes?
Jou: Why are you looking at me?!
Kaiba: Why not?
Jou: You're picturing me in a skirt, aren't you?!
Kaiba: ...no?
Jou: Liar!! Pervert!!
Kaiba: Have you only just figured that out?
Jou: Good point. So who would be Buttercup?
Kaiba: Definitely Bakura. He has the attitude down perfectly.
Jou: There's a disturbing image. So Yami is Blossom?
Kaiba: Of course, for some stupid reason he's always the leader of every damn thing. And he gets off on telling everyone what to do.
Jou: Erm... Riiiight. Why are we even talking about this? This has to be one of the weirdest conversations we've ever had.
Kaiba: You were the one who asked.
Jou: Was I?
Kaiba: I don't know, I can't remember.
Jou: Oh. Ok then, if we were all in a band, what instruments would everyone play?
Kaiba: You and Malik would be on guitars, Marik would be on the drums because he likes to hit things, Bakura could be the lead singer, Yugi and Ryou can be the eye candy and Yami can be on the keyboard.
Jou: What about you?
Kaiba: I'd be the manager, duh. And I'd pretty much own you all, so you'd all have to do whatever I told you to.
Jou: Oh, not this again.
Kaiba: Not what? I just want a harem, is that too much to ask?!
[At Ryou's house. Bakura is watching TV, Yugi is sitting on the floor nearby. Ryou is out.]
Yugi: Can I watch TV?
Bakura: No, I'm watching Pokemon. Go away, you... thing.
Yugi: But I wanna!!!
Bakura: Go stick your head in the oven.
Yugi: Pleeeease?
Bakura: Hmm, now how could I kill you and make it look like an accident?
Yugi: Aww, but I'll tell you a secret if you let me!
Bakura: What secret?
Yugi: I'll tell you what Yami's worst fear is.
Bakura: Mwahah, sensing blackmail opportunities. Ok, tell me.
Yugi: It's ghosts.
Bakura: Uh, what?
Yugi: That's it, ghosts. Yami's scared of ghosts.
Bakura: But technically he's a ghost.
Yugi: Yeah, that's what makes it so stupid. It's funny though, right?
Bakura: Sort of, when you get past how pathetic that is. So I'm kind of a ghost too, is he scared of me?
Yugi: Nah.
Bakura: What?? Why the hell not?!
Yugi: He says you look too much like a Bond villain.
Bakura: A what?
Yugi: You know, a bad guy from a James Bond movie? He says he's going to buy you a white cat and a laser.
Bakura: Oh, he is so dead. Is he scared of Marik?
Yugi: Hell yeah, who isn't?
Bakura: Me?
Yugi: I meant sane people.
Bakura: Ok, fine. Then Malik.
Yugi: Malik's a basket case too, you know.
Bakura: What about Kaiba? He's not scared of anyone.
Yugi: Yeah, and he's a headcase too.
Bakura: Yeah, I guess so. So why is everyone so scared of Marik, and not me, dammit?!
Yugi: Because you look like a really crap pirate or something. And there are just way too many sick jokes waiting to be made about that ring.
Bakura: Don't even think about it, brat.
Yugi: I wasn't! I'm sweet and innocent, remember? I am Yugi Motou, I can do no wrong.
Bakura: Oh yeah. But at least I have a millennium item, unlike some people.
Yugi: I share with Yami.
Bakura: Damn.
Yugi: Anyway, yours just looks like a really tacky bit of jewellery. At least everyone else's are useful for things other than sending people to the shadow realm.
Bakura: Meh?
Yugi: Like Marik's, he can stab people with the rod, because it also doubles as a cool dagger. And my puzzle is really heavy, so you can hit people with it, or use it to break a window if you're trapped in a car sinking in a river. And the scales can weigh things, like cheese. And Ishizu's necklace looks pretty and doubles as a fashion accessory, the Ankh can probably unlock doors and stuff, and the eye is really handy for playing table tennis if you lose the ball. But your ring just sits there and looks like something you bought for a dollar off some ugly gypsy.
Bakura: Hey! It can do lots of stuff!
Yugi: Like what?
Bakura: Uh... lethal death frisbee?
Yugi: I guess so.
Bakura: There, now say sorry. You hurt its feelings.
Yugi: It's a lump of metal, I'm sure it'll get over it.
Bakura: Say sorry, dammit! Or I'll bring out Dark Necrofear to chase you around the house again. Ryou isn't here to save you this time, you know.
Yugi: Argh! Ok, ok, I'm sorry!
Bakura: What's so scary about her anyway?
Yugi: Are you kidding? She's freaky! With that broken doll and everything? Eww!
Bakura: Maybe you're just a wuss? You're worse than Ryou!
Yugi: No I'm not, he's scared of Mystical Elf!
Bakura: Yeah, but that's just because I told him what she's really saying when she does that chant.
Yugi: What is she saying, then?
Bakura: I don't know, I don't speak weird made-up elf language. I just made something up to freak Ryou out.
Yugi: So what did you tell him?
Bakura: I think I said she was singing Bon Jovi songs, or something.
Yugi: Damn, that image is pretty scary.
Bakura: Yeah.
Yugi: Yay! I get the TV now! We're watching S-Club week on MTV!!!
Bakura: Argh! No! Get it away!!! Ryou, help me!! Make it stop!!
TBC
I like Bon Jovi, and I hate those S-Club brats, so meh. Review.