Disclaimer: Not mine, really!
Warnings: Sings "Whoa-oh-oh-oah, sweet child o' mine!!!!" Er, what was I doing again??
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Aww, the date.
Question Time 22
[At some romantic-looking restaurant with a dance floor surrounded by tables and pretty sparkly lights.]
Jou: Wow, you actually showed up! I'm impressed.
Kaiba: You're easily pleased, I like that.
Jou: This place is posh, do they have burgers here?
Kaiba: Do you ever eat anything else?
Jou: No? Burgers have all five food groups! Counts on fingers Meat, bread, sesame seeds, grease and pickles!
Kaiba: You disturb me greatly. How can you still be alive? Shouldn't you have had a heart attack by now?
Jou: Would you miss me if I died? big eyes
Kaiba: I'd miss the sex.
Jou: This romance thing is waaaay over your head, isn't it?
Kaiba: ...
Jou: ...
Kaiba: Everyone else is dancing.
Jou: Are you asking me to dance?
Kaiba: Are you refusing me?
Jou: Are you avoiding the question?
Kaiba: Are you?
Jou: Do you even remember what we were arguing about?
Kaiba: Do you?
Jou: Yes?
Kaiba: Oh. I don't want to dance, I want to drag you off somewhere dark and molest you. But, seeing as you're being stubborn and not letting me until I've sat through this romantic crap for at least three hours, I can't think of anything better to do.
Jou: Aww, you're so sweet.
Kaiba: Tell anyone and I'll have you shot.
Jou: That's what you always say. Besides, I was being sarcastic.
Kaiba: Really? I didn't know you had the mental capacity for sarcasm, it being the lowest form of wit and all.
Jou: I love you too.
Kaiba: smirk
[After ten minutes of dancing...]
Kaiba: I'm hungry.
Jou: Then let's get something to eat, Seto-chan!
Kaiba: ... What did you just call me?
Jou: Seto-chan?
Kaiba: ...
Jou: What's wrong, Seto-chan?
Kaiba: Why are you calling me... that.
Jou: Because it annoys the crap out of you?
Kaiba: ...Stop it before I feed you your own head.
Jou: Do you have any idea how wrong that sounded? And if you don't want me to call you Seto-chan, I won't call you it any more, ok darling?
Kaiba: Growl 'Darling'?
Jou: Yes?
Kaiba: Call me darling again and I will castrate you.
Jou: Ok, honey.
Kaiba: Getting annoyed now... twitch
Jou: Aww, poor muffin.
Kaiba: Pale Muffin?!?
Jou: You don't like being called muffin, sweetie?
Kaiba: choke ...
Jou: How about fluffy-bunny-kins, then?
Kaiba: Alright, we can go to Burger World, just stop it!!!
Jou: Smirk I win.
Kaiba: Tell no one.
Jou: Ok, sugar!!
TBC
Meheheheh. I had way too much fun writing this. Review!
Warnings: Sings "Whoa-oh-oh-oah, sweet child o' mine!!!!" Er, what was I doing again??
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Aww, the date.
Question Time 22
[At some romantic-looking restaurant with a dance floor surrounded by tables and pretty sparkly lights.]
Jou: Wow, you actually showed up! I'm impressed.
Kaiba: You're easily pleased, I like that.
Jou: This place is posh, do they have burgers here?
Kaiba: Do you ever eat anything else?
Jou: No? Burgers have all five food groups! Counts on fingers Meat, bread, sesame seeds, grease and pickles!
Kaiba: You disturb me greatly. How can you still be alive? Shouldn't you have had a heart attack by now?
Jou: Would you miss me if I died? big eyes
Kaiba: I'd miss the sex.
Jou: This romance thing is waaaay over your head, isn't it?
Kaiba: ...
Jou: ...
Kaiba: Everyone else is dancing.
Jou: Are you asking me to dance?
Kaiba: Are you refusing me?
Jou: Are you avoiding the question?
Kaiba: Are you?
Jou: Do you even remember what we were arguing about?
Kaiba: Do you?
Jou: Yes?
Kaiba: Oh. I don't want to dance, I want to drag you off somewhere dark and molest you. But, seeing as you're being stubborn and not letting me until I've sat through this romantic crap for at least three hours, I can't think of anything better to do.
Jou: Aww, you're so sweet.
Kaiba: Tell anyone and I'll have you shot.
Jou: That's what you always say. Besides, I was being sarcastic.
Kaiba: Really? I didn't know you had the mental capacity for sarcasm, it being the lowest form of wit and all.
Jou: I love you too.
Kaiba: smirk
[After ten minutes of dancing...]
Kaiba: I'm hungry.
Jou: Then let's get something to eat, Seto-chan!
Kaiba: ... What did you just call me?
Jou: Seto-chan?
Kaiba: ...
Jou: What's wrong, Seto-chan?
Kaiba: Why are you calling me... that.
Jou: Because it annoys the crap out of you?
Kaiba: ...Stop it before I feed you your own head.
Jou: Do you have any idea how wrong that sounded? And if you don't want me to call you Seto-chan, I won't call you it any more, ok darling?
Kaiba: Growl 'Darling'?
Jou: Yes?
Kaiba: Call me darling again and I will castrate you.
Jou: Ok, honey.
Kaiba: Getting annoyed now... twitch
Jou: Aww, poor muffin.
Kaiba: Pale Muffin?!?
Jou: You don't like being called muffin, sweetie?
Kaiba: choke ...
Jou: How about fluffy-bunny-kins, then?
Kaiba: Alright, we can go to Burger World, just stop it!!!
Jou: Smirk I win.
Kaiba: Tell no one.
Jou: Ok, sugar!!
TBC
Meheheheh. I had way too much fun writing this. Review!