Disclaimer: Not mine, just borrowing the bishonen.
Warnings: Insane stupidity? More cruelty to animals, too.
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: 'Osiris' is Slifer the Sky Dragon to dub fans. I think.
Queation Time 24
Ryou: What... are you doing? blink
Bakura: Has made hundreds of tiny snowmen and is now looking pleased with himself Setting the scene for some destruction??
Ryou: ...? Argh! Yelps as Marik pops up from nowhere and grins insanely What are you doing here?
Marik: Ask him. Points at Bakura, who is cackling wickedly and rubbing his hands together in anticipation of... something
Ryou: What is he doing here? points to Marik
Bakura: Shhh, hikari! We're playing a game!
Ryou: Gods, no... groan
Marik: I want to be Ra!!
Bakura: Fine, I get to be Osiris!!
Ryou: blink What?
Bakura: Ryou, Ryou, do you want to be Obelisk? Go on, go on, go on!! We need three!!!! Giggling madly
Ryou: Erm...
Bakura: Good! Ok, go! Stomps on a tiny snowman Mwahahahah!!!!
Marik: Also stomping on snowmen Mwahahahah!!! Fear me, tiny snow people!!! Tremble in fear at my bigness!!!
Ryou: 'Bigness' is not a word.
Bakura: Does anyone care? HAHAHAHA!!! Die! Die! Die! Die!! Splatters snowmen with his feet
Marik: Mwahah, cower in fear!!! Grabs a convenient tree branch and uses it to wallop one of the poor snowmen, splattering it thoroughly
Bakura: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Kicks the head off a tiny snow person, grinning like a psychopath
Ryou: Erm... I'm going to leave now...
[2nd Part, with Ryou and Bakura at home.]
Bakura: I've been a good boy all day, so can I go play with Marik now? Pleeease hikari? Pleasepleaseplease??
Ryou: I beg to differ. What did you do to the neighbour's cat? The old lady next door was shrieking about it earlier.
Bakura: Mr. Fluffikins?
Ryou: Yes.
Bakura: Erm...
Ryou: You didn't feed it to that thing, did you?
Bakura: Frankensnakie's not a thing!!
Ryou: Then what is it? You can't call that creature an animal, technically it shouldn't even be alive. It has the head of a snake, the body of a hampster, the tail of the rest of the snake you used for the head, the feet of some sort of huge bird... thing, and bat wings!
Bakura: Yup! It's a Frankensnakie! Look, isn't he cuuuute??
Ryou: Argh! Get that disgusting thing away from me!!
Bakura: Aww, now look, you hurt his feelings!
Frankensnakie: Meow! Grrr... Hissss....
Ryou: ...What?
Frankensnakie: Yip?
Bakura: That's right, Frankensnakie, Ryou is a big meanie, isn't he?
Ryou: blink I'm mean? You're the one who killed a bunch of animals and sewed random bits of them together to make that freak!
Frankensnakie: Mew??
Bakura: Don't worry Frankensnakie, you're not a freak. Ryou's just bitter because I have a better pet than him.
Ryou: I don't have a pet at all!
Bakura: See? So mine is better!
Frankensnakie: Sshnufff?
Bakura: Exactly.
Ryou: ...I'm just going to pretend we never had this conversation. It's so much easier than trying to understand you.
Bakura: You do that!
Frankensnakie: Scree!
Ryou: ANYway, back to what you did to that cat.
Bakura: What about what I did to it?
Ryou: Bakura... Tell me where the cat is before I get uncharacteristically violent.
Bakura: Erm...
Ryou: You've already said that.
Bakura: Fine, fine. It bit me, so I drenched it in petrol and lit it, ok? Heheh. You should have seen it streak off down the road in a huge, screeching fireball! It was great! Oh, and then Frankensnakie and I ate it once it'd cooked properly. It was a bit charred, but we just covered it in barbeque sauce and it tasted fine. Did you want us to save you some?
Ryou: Oh, good lord...
Frankensnakie: hic!
TBC
Next chapter is my last one, the Kuro no Hoshi is taking over. She's even more crazy than me so you know it'll be great. Review!
Warnings: Insane stupidity? More cruelty to animals, too.
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: 'Osiris' is Slifer the Sky Dragon to dub fans. I think.
Queation Time 24
Ryou: What... are you doing? blink
Bakura: Has made hundreds of tiny snowmen and is now looking pleased with himself Setting the scene for some destruction??
Ryou: ...? Argh! Yelps as Marik pops up from nowhere and grins insanely What are you doing here?
Marik: Ask him. Points at Bakura, who is cackling wickedly and rubbing his hands together in anticipation of... something
Ryou: What is he doing here? points to Marik
Bakura: Shhh, hikari! We're playing a game!
Ryou: Gods, no... groan
Marik: I want to be Ra!!
Bakura: Fine, I get to be Osiris!!
Ryou: blink What?
Bakura: Ryou, Ryou, do you want to be Obelisk? Go on, go on, go on!! We need three!!!! Giggling madly
Ryou: Erm...
Bakura: Good! Ok, go! Stomps on a tiny snowman Mwahahahah!!!!
Marik: Also stomping on snowmen Mwahahahah!!! Fear me, tiny snow people!!! Tremble in fear at my bigness!!!
Ryou: 'Bigness' is not a word.
Bakura: Does anyone care? HAHAHAHA!!! Die! Die! Die! Die!! Splatters snowmen with his feet
Marik: Mwahah, cower in fear!!! Grabs a convenient tree branch and uses it to wallop one of the poor snowmen, splattering it thoroughly
Bakura: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Kicks the head off a tiny snow person, grinning like a psychopath
Ryou: Erm... I'm going to leave now...
[2nd Part, with Ryou and Bakura at home.]
Bakura: I've been a good boy all day, so can I go play with Marik now? Pleeease hikari? Pleasepleaseplease??
Ryou: I beg to differ. What did you do to the neighbour's cat? The old lady next door was shrieking about it earlier.
Bakura: Mr. Fluffikins?
Ryou: Yes.
Bakura: Erm...
Ryou: You didn't feed it to that thing, did you?
Bakura: Frankensnakie's not a thing!!
Ryou: Then what is it? You can't call that creature an animal, technically it shouldn't even be alive. It has the head of a snake, the body of a hampster, the tail of the rest of the snake you used for the head, the feet of some sort of huge bird... thing, and bat wings!
Bakura: Yup! It's a Frankensnakie! Look, isn't he cuuuute??
Ryou: Argh! Get that disgusting thing away from me!!
Bakura: Aww, now look, you hurt his feelings!
Frankensnakie: Meow! Grrr... Hissss....
Ryou: ...What?
Frankensnakie: Yip?
Bakura: That's right, Frankensnakie, Ryou is a big meanie, isn't he?
Ryou: blink I'm mean? You're the one who killed a bunch of animals and sewed random bits of them together to make that freak!
Frankensnakie: Mew??
Bakura: Don't worry Frankensnakie, you're not a freak. Ryou's just bitter because I have a better pet than him.
Ryou: I don't have a pet at all!
Bakura: See? So mine is better!
Frankensnakie: Sshnufff?
Bakura: Exactly.
Ryou: ...I'm just going to pretend we never had this conversation. It's so much easier than trying to understand you.
Bakura: You do that!
Frankensnakie: Scree!
Ryou: ANYway, back to what you did to that cat.
Bakura: What about what I did to it?
Ryou: Bakura... Tell me where the cat is before I get uncharacteristically violent.
Bakura: Erm...
Ryou: You've already said that.
Bakura: Fine, fine. It bit me, so I drenched it in petrol and lit it, ok? Heheh. You should have seen it streak off down the road in a huge, screeching fireball! It was great! Oh, and then Frankensnakie and I ate it once it'd cooked properly. It was a bit charred, but we just covered it in barbeque sauce and it tasted fine. Did you want us to save you some?
Ryou: Oh, good lord...
Frankensnakie: hic!
TBC
Next chapter is my last one, the Kuro no Hoshi is taking over. She's even more crazy than me so you know it'll be great. Review!