Heyo peoples, I've got the second chapter here just for you, mainly because I'm bored, and writing about Nightcrawler isn't hard, being the enormous fan that I am.. Sam I am... *cough* excuse me, I hope all you people.. all of which are probably a large group of two, or three, all friends of mine -.-, enjoy the story thus far, and will also enjoy this latest installment.
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I sat in the kitchen as Mom quickly got a box of tissues and forced me to hold them to my nose. I pushed her away, and held the tissues myself, as I watched her talk to herself in a high, squeaky voice, the one she always gets when she's upset. I shook my head, then sniffed a few times to try to stop the blood, I hate having to sit down for too long. Finally Mom appeared to have settled down, and was thinking straight, and clear, or so I thought.
"I.. I must call the police! Tell them what happened!" Mom quickly stated, and rushed to the phone.
I jumped out of my chair and slammed the phone down, "Mom, dat's nod necessary, I just scawd him, it's nod his faud, I would've done da same ding if someone suddenly subrised me like dat," God! This tissue is impairing my speaking abilities! I threw the tissue across the room and stared at Mom, "Look, he's not the mutant they're searching for."
Mom looked at my sternly, "And how do you know that, hm?"
"Easy, first, he wouldn't have been cleaning our YARD! Second, if he caused that much damage at the mall, then why didn't he cause more damage here? It's simple logic really..." I looked at Mom with the most serious look I could come up with, mostly because, I didn't even know if he was picking up the twigs to clean the yard, which is, unlikely, and if I was the mutant that had attacked the mall, I wouldn't want to bring attention to myself by destroying a house too, but I'm sure Mom will buy it.. oh crap, my nose is bleeding again..
Mom looked at me hard, but I think she gave up, mostly because she was really disturbed by the blood dripping out of my nose, "Yori... er, go get a tissue and plug your nose."
"You wont call?"
"I.. I won't call, but I'm really concerned, you're lucky I'm so understanding."
"Great! Thanks Mom!" I hurriedly grabbed a tissue, and ran up to my room.
Once in my room, I quickly shut the door, and locked it. I wiped my nose a couple more times, to make sure the flow had stopped. I quickly changed into a black tank top, and some Levi shorts. I pulled my hair back into a pony tail, and finally went to raid my secret stash of goodies in my closet. I stuck my ear to the door, to hear what mom was doing. Sounded like she was watching the news for more information again. I nodded quickly then walked over to my window.
I stood there for a minute, then nodded to assure myself. I quickly opened the window and pushed out the child-proof screen. I crawled out onto the roof, while trying to stay at least a little quiet. Even if I wasn't, Mom would probably think I was playing video games, or at least I hoped so. I walked along the roof towards the decorative arch over the walkway to our back yard. Stepping from the roof, I got a footing on the arch, and climbed down it like a ladder. After checking around, I was satisfied with my work, and proceeded towards the front yard, only to find a sharp pain in my... er.... posterior. Ah damn, the rose bush had caught me with a thorn. I grabbed the bush and proceeded to jerk it out of my.. bum.
"OW, FREAKING OW!" I swiftly covered my mouth with my hand. Oooh, I hope Mom didn't hear that. I looked at my back side, and groaned. The rose had ripped a hole in my Levi's, but I guess it didn't matter, no body was going to see me, because they were all inside hiding from the 'mutant threat' Oooh, scary.
My mind made I turned back around and found a very blue fuzzy face staring at me, "AUGH!" I almost immediately fell down upon my already hurting behind, "Ow, ow, ow, my poor defenseless bum..." I shut my eyes tight, then quickly opened them again when I realized why I had fallen on the ground. Using his tail, the blue.. thing, was hanging from the arch, and seemed to be staring at me with the utmost interest. I stood up and began to step forward.
I stared at him a bit and he eyed me back. He didn't SEEM to.. evil like. But hey, look at me, I have a mutant.. IN MY YARD, mooahahahahaha. I coughed a bit, which I thought was strange, since I was laughing in my head. He cocked his head as if to say, 'Oookay, and what special school did YOU come from?'. I scowled which made him flinch a bit. It looked like he had been deprived of human contact for a while, understandable, seeing as a blue fuzzy thing wouldn't fit in with a crowd, 'cept at halloween.. I like halloween.
I shook my head, but a little too fast, and got just a little dizzy and ended up falling again, "OW, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, just a little dizzy now... Oh well great, now I'm talking to myself.. again." I looked up and the mutant seemed to have mellowed a bit, probably seeing that I wouldn't be able to do anything in my current hurting-bum state.
"Your.. bum is hurt?" He asked.
"You speak!" I was in shock, but then, what did I expect him to do? Chatter like a squirrel, but then, I didn't expect the German accent.. I've always loved accents...
He jumped down and turned to face me. He nodded, "Ja, I speak."
I continued to stare for a minute until I realized, "Hey.. YOU KICKED ME!" I screamed as I pointed the finger of accusation at him.
The blue mutant rubbed the back of his head, "Oh, ja, vell you see, it's... people. I have no vay of knowing vhether zey vill hurt me."
I almost smacked myself in the head, "Well duh! Of course, that's my fault, but I was so curious! I've never met a mutant before.. or at least I don't think I have.." I sat there and thought, "Oh well anyways, I don't to keep calling you 'Blue Fuzzy Thing'. Do you have a name?"
The blue mutant looked up, "Hmm? Oh, yes, I am Kurt Vagner, but vhen I vas in the circus, I vas known as ze incredible Nightcrawler."
"You mean, Kurt Wagner?" Circus hmm? THAT'S why he was able to hang from the arch with his.. tail?
"Zhat's vhat I said."
"Oh, right, the accent. Soo.. you're not.. dangerous, are you?"
I saw a hint of a smile on Kurt's face, "Vhy, are you afraid?"
I blushed, "Oh, no, no, I just heard that the mall was attacked today by a mutant, and I guess I was curious, no offense." Dangerous is more fun anyways..
Kurt shook his head, "None taken." Kurt's stomach growled, "Ah, it's my turn to blush."
"Oh right, I'm sorry, here, I brought some of my emergency stash from my room." I handed him the food, containing a small bag of chips, Reese's Pieces, an orange, and a can of warm coke, "Uhh.. I'm sorry, none of that's very good, I hope that's okay."
Kurt smiled, "It's very good, thank you... oh, I don't know your name yet."
I pointed at his mouth, "Fangs.. you have fangs.." I shook my head, and snapped out of it, "Oh, yeah, my name.. I'm Yori Yuki."
Kurt laughed, "Ja, I have ze fangs, strange ja?"
I nodded, "Just a little, but on the other hand, I think they're pretty cool."
Kurt looked at me in such a way that I could've sworn that my face turned beet red, "W-what, is there something on my face? Did I say something stupid?" I grew flustered.
Kurt waved a hand around, "No, noting, it's just, not.. many people after I left ze circus vould.. talk to me, vell, zey would scream, but I don't tink zat counts."
I bit my lip, "Oh."
"Don't feel sorry, if you feel sorry, you have harder time talking, and I've been vanting to talk for so long, go ahead, ask anysing."
I shrugged, "Oh well, okay, you've obviously a mutant, obviously, so.. what can you do?"
"I can teleport." Kurt said plainly.
"R-really? That's amazing! Just where ever you want to?"
"Vell, I can't go through valls, or doors, I have to see vhere I'm going." Kurt replied as he fingered the coke, and tried to open it.
I was wondering why he was having such a hard time until I realized that he only had three fingers including a thumb, "Oh, here." I took the coke from him, opened it up, and handed it back.
Kurt nodded as a thank you and took a couple drinks.
"Uhh, so what are you doing in my yard? I don't have a problem with it, I'm just curious."
"... Hiding."
"From what?"
Kurt finished off the coke, "People." He looked at the can a bit, "Vhat do I do vith zis?"
"I'll throw it away later, as soon as I go back insi-"
"Yori! Yooori! It's dinner time! Hurry up now!" Mom cried out.
"Oooh shiiiit." I turned to Kurt, "I'm sorry, I've got to go back inside, fast, but.. I can't let you stay out here, it's supposed to be cold tonight. GAH, I don't know what to do!"
I could hear Mom pounding on my door, "Yori, come on! Don't make me open this door."
I looked up at my window, "I can't get up there that fast! Crap, crap, crap!"
Kurt stepped forward, "I can help."
"Well how do you plan on doing th- ERK."
Kurt dropped the coke and grabbed me tight, "Hold on."
*BAMF*
In a puff of smoke I found myself on the roof, "Well, how the hell..."
*BAMF*
I was in my room, surrounded by purplish black smoke. Kurt let go and I turned around to find him unconscious on the floor. Well isn't that just great. Why don't we just add a couple blood sucking parasites, and we'll have a party.
Mom continued to pound on the door, "Yori!"
"Just a minute mom!" I grabbed Kurt's arms and dragged him toward the closet. Wait.. I can't put him in the closet! I'd freak out if I woke up in a closet! And damn! This guy's heavy! I proceeded to drag Kurt towards the bed. I propped him up, sat on the bed, and tried to pull him up, "UURRRRGGGGHHH!"
"Yori? What are you DOING?!?"
Oh geez, I sound like I'm constipated, "Uh.. I'm trying to find a place to save on my game, yeah, and it's getting frustrating, yup, yup."
I finally got Kurt on the bed, and tried to leave him in a somewhat comfortable position. Looking at his unconscious face, I noticed a few strange symbols on his face, hmm.. I snapped back to reality and finally jumped off the bed, opened the door, and shut it behind me quickly.
Mom looked suspicious, "Why was it so dark in there?"
"Uhh.. I left the light off."
"Well then, get downstairs, I'm sure dinner is stone cold by now..." Mom walked down the stairs.
Phew, I successfully hid a mutant in my room... a, male mutant.. in my room.. in my room, with all my stuff... all my clothes.. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!? Too late now. I sighed and hopped down the stairs.
And so thus began the unlikely friendship of the white and the blue.
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I sat in the kitchen as Mom quickly got a box of tissues and forced me to hold them to my nose. I pushed her away, and held the tissues myself, as I watched her talk to herself in a high, squeaky voice, the one she always gets when she's upset. I shook my head, then sniffed a few times to try to stop the blood, I hate having to sit down for too long. Finally Mom appeared to have settled down, and was thinking straight, and clear, or so I thought.
"I.. I must call the police! Tell them what happened!" Mom quickly stated, and rushed to the phone.
I jumped out of my chair and slammed the phone down, "Mom, dat's nod necessary, I just scawd him, it's nod his faud, I would've done da same ding if someone suddenly subrised me like dat," God! This tissue is impairing my speaking abilities! I threw the tissue across the room and stared at Mom, "Look, he's not the mutant they're searching for."
Mom looked at my sternly, "And how do you know that, hm?"
"Easy, first, he wouldn't have been cleaning our YARD! Second, if he caused that much damage at the mall, then why didn't he cause more damage here? It's simple logic really..." I looked at Mom with the most serious look I could come up with, mostly because, I didn't even know if he was picking up the twigs to clean the yard, which is, unlikely, and if I was the mutant that had attacked the mall, I wouldn't want to bring attention to myself by destroying a house too, but I'm sure Mom will buy it.. oh crap, my nose is bleeding again..
Mom looked at me hard, but I think she gave up, mostly because she was really disturbed by the blood dripping out of my nose, "Yori... er, go get a tissue and plug your nose."
"You wont call?"
"I.. I won't call, but I'm really concerned, you're lucky I'm so understanding."
"Great! Thanks Mom!" I hurriedly grabbed a tissue, and ran up to my room.
Once in my room, I quickly shut the door, and locked it. I wiped my nose a couple more times, to make sure the flow had stopped. I quickly changed into a black tank top, and some Levi shorts. I pulled my hair back into a pony tail, and finally went to raid my secret stash of goodies in my closet. I stuck my ear to the door, to hear what mom was doing. Sounded like she was watching the news for more information again. I nodded quickly then walked over to my window.
I stood there for a minute, then nodded to assure myself. I quickly opened the window and pushed out the child-proof screen. I crawled out onto the roof, while trying to stay at least a little quiet. Even if I wasn't, Mom would probably think I was playing video games, or at least I hoped so. I walked along the roof towards the decorative arch over the walkway to our back yard. Stepping from the roof, I got a footing on the arch, and climbed down it like a ladder. After checking around, I was satisfied with my work, and proceeded towards the front yard, only to find a sharp pain in my... er.... posterior. Ah damn, the rose bush had caught me with a thorn. I grabbed the bush and proceeded to jerk it out of my.. bum.
"OW, FREAKING OW!" I swiftly covered my mouth with my hand. Oooh, I hope Mom didn't hear that. I looked at my back side, and groaned. The rose had ripped a hole in my Levi's, but I guess it didn't matter, no body was going to see me, because they were all inside hiding from the 'mutant threat' Oooh, scary.
My mind made I turned back around and found a very blue fuzzy face staring at me, "AUGH!" I almost immediately fell down upon my already hurting behind, "Ow, ow, ow, my poor defenseless bum..." I shut my eyes tight, then quickly opened them again when I realized why I had fallen on the ground. Using his tail, the blue.. thing, was hanging from the arch, and seemed to be staring at me with the utmost interest. I stood up and began to step forward.
I stared at him a bit and he eyed me back. He didn't SEEM to.. evil like. But hey, look at me, I have a mutant.. IN MY YARD, mooahahahahaha. I coughed a bit, which I thought was strange, since I was laughing in my head. He cocked his head as if to say, 'Oookay, and what special school did YOU come from?'. I scowled which made him flinch a bit. It looked like he had been deprived of human contact for a while, understandable, seeing as a blue fuzzy thing wouldn't fit in with a crowd, 'cept at halloween.. I like halloween.
I shook my head, but a little too fast, and got just a little dizzy and ended up falling again, "OW, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, just a little dizzy now... Oh well great, now I'm talking to myself.. again." I looked up and the mutant seemed to have mellowed a bit, probably seeing that I wouldn't be able to do anything in my current hurting-bum state.
"Your.. bum is hurt?" He asked.
"You speak!" I was in shock, but then, what did I expect him to do? Chatter like a squirrel, but then, I didn't expect the German accent.. I've always loved accents...
He jumped down and turned to face me. He nodded, "Ja, I speak."
I continued to stare for a minute until I realized, "Hey.. YOU KICKED ME!" I screamed as I pointed the finger of accusation at him.
The blue mutant rubbed the back of his head, "Oh, ja, vell you see, it's... people. I have no vay of knowing vhether zey vill hurt me."
I almost smacked myself in the head, "Well duh! Of course, that's my fault, but I was so curious! I've never met a mutant before.. or at least I don't think I have.." I sat there and thought, "Oh well anyways, I don't to keep calling you 'Blue Fuzzy Thing'. Do you have a name?"
The blue mutant looked up, "Hmm? Oh, yes, I am Kurt Vagner, but vhen I vas in the circus, I vas known as ze incredible Nightcrawler."
"You mean, Kurt Wagner?" Circus hmm? THAT'S why he was able to hang from the arch with his.. tail?
"Zhat's vhat I said."
"Oh, right, the accent. Soo.. you're not.. dangerous, are you?"
I saw a hint of a smile on Kurt's face, "Vhy, are you afraid?"
I blushed, "Oh, no, no, I just heard that the mall was attacked today by a mutant, and I guess I was curious, no offense." Dangerous is more fun anyways..
Kurt shook his head, "None taken." Kurt's stomach growled, "Ah, it's my turn to blush."
"Oh right, I'm sorry, here, I brought some of my emergency stash from my room." I handed him the food, containing a small bag of chips, Reese's Pieces, an orange, and a can of warm coke, "Uhh.. I'm sorry, none of that's very good, I hope that's okay."
Kurt smiled, "It's very good, thank you... oh, I don't know your name yet."
I pointed at his mouth, "Fangs.. you have fangs.." I shook my head, and snapped out of it, "Oh, yeah, my name.. I'm Yori Yuki."
Kurt laughed, "Ja, I have ze fangs, strange ja?"
I nodded, "Just a little, but on the other hand, I think they're pretty cool."
Kurt looked at me in such a way that I could've sworn that my face turned beet red, "W-what, is there something on my face? Did I say something stupid?" I grew flustered.
Kurt waved a hand around, "No, noting, it's just, not.. many people after I left ze circus vould.. talk to me, vell, zey would scream, but I don't tink zat counts."
I bit my lip, "Oh."
"Don't feel sorry, if you feel sorry, you have harder time talking, and I've been vanting to talk for so long, go ahead, ask anysing."
I shrugged, "Oh well, okay, you've obviously a mutant, obviously, so.. what can you do?"
"I can teleport." Kurt said plainly.
"R-really? That's amazing! Just where ever you want to?"
"Vell, I can't go through valls, or doors, I have to see vhere I'm going." Kurt replied as he fingered the coke, and tried to open it.
I was wondering why he was having such a hard time until I realized that he only had three fingers including a thumb, "Oh, here." I took the coke from him, opened it up, and handed it back.
Kurt nodded as a thank you and took a couple drinks.
"Uhh, so what are you doing in my yard? I don't have a problem with it, I'm just curious."
"... Hiding."
"From what?"
Kurt finished off the coke, "People." He looked at the can a bit, "Vhat do I do vith zis?"
"I'll throw it away later, as soon as I go back insi-"
"Yori! Yooori! It's dinner time! Hurry up now!" Mom cried out.
"Oooh shiiiit." I turned to Kurt, "I'm sorry, I've got to go back inside, fast, but.. I can't let you stay out here, it's supposed to be cold tonight. GAH, I don't know what to do!"
I could hear Mom pounding on my door, "Yori, come on! Don't make me open this door."
I looked up at my window, "I can't get up there that fast! Crap, crap, crap!"
Kurt stepped forward, "I can help."
"Well how do you plan on doing th- ERK."
Kurt dropped the coke and grabbed me tight, "Hold on."
*BAMF*
In a puff of smoke I found myself on the roof, "Well, how the hell..."
*BAMF*
I was in my room, surrounded by purplish black smoke. Kurt let go and I turned around to find him unconscious on the floor. Well isn't that just great. Why don't we just add a couple blood sucking parasites, and we'll have a party.
Mom continued to pound on the door, "Yori!"
"Just a minute mom!" I grabbed Kurt's arms and dragged him toward the closet. Wait.. I can't put him in the closet! I'd freak out if I woke up in a closet! And damn! This guy's heavy! I proceeded to drag Kurt towards the bed. I propped him up, sat on the bed, and tried to pull him up, "UURRRRGGGGHHH!"
"Yori? What are you DOING?!?"
Oh geez, I sound like I'm constipated, "Uh.. I'm trying to find a place to save on my game, yeah, and it's getting frustrating, yup, yup."
I finally got Kurt on the bed, and tried to leave him in a somewhat comfortable position. Looking at his unconscious face, I noticed a few strange symbols on his face, hmm.. I snapped back to reality and finally jumped off the bed, opened the door, and shut it behind me quickly.
Mom looked suspicious, "Why was it so dark in there?"
"Uhh.. I left the light off."
"Well then, get downstairs, I'm sure dinner is stone cold by now..." Mom walked down the stairs.
Phew, I successfully hid a mutant in my room... a, male mutant.. in my room.. in my room, with all my stuff... all my clothes.. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!? Too late now. I sighed and hopped down the stairs.
And so thus began the unlikely friendship of the white and the blue.