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On with the Crazyness!
Road Trip Gone Wild!
Inu-yasha woke to the smell of something burning, it wasn't strong, but his dog senses picked it up. He jumped up off the floor, and frantically looked around, hoping to see smoke from the source. Miroku lay slumped up against the wall, quietly snoring. Kagome was nowhere to be seen.
Inu-yasha kicked Miroku. "Wake up, monk. The place is burnin down!"
Miroku's eyes fluttered open, and he groggily looked about. "Inu- yasha, if this is some joke of yours..."
"Get the hell up you lazy bastard! I smell smoke, and Kagome's not around!"
That got Miroku wide awake. He stood and started to run around the corner to look for Kagome, but slipped on his new silk pajamas.
"Bah!" Inu-yasha just yelled. He ran around the corner, jumping over Miroku, and skidded into the kitchen. He, too, had some new flashy silk Pjs! But he knew how to control them better than Miroku.
Miroku yelled after him. "Are you sure you're not mistaken? I don't smell OR see anything!"
Inu-yasha watched as Kagome used a towel to slap out a small fire from the toaster. She was in short pink shorts with little teddy bears all over them, and a yellow tank top. Inu-yasha was in a trance.
When Kagome got done playing fireman, she turned to see Inu-yasha standing there, with his mouth hanging part way open.
"A little help would have been nice," She said jokingly. "I almost died."
Inu-yasha walked the rest of the way in the kitchen. Kagome turned around again, and was now tending to the burnt bread on the counter.
"You know," He said. "Those are some nice Pj's, I like the little bears." He walked up behind her, and put his arms around her waist. He pulled her closer.
"Really," Kagome answered. She felt him kiss the back of her head. He breathed in deeply. "I would have bought you a pair with bears if you had said something before."
She turned around and looked up into his eyes. A little good morning kiss would be nice...
Miroku walked in and threw his arms out. "Aw! Group hug!"
"Touch me, lech," Inu-yasha threatened. "And you die."
Miroku put his arms down. "Fine, I can take a hint, what's for breakfast?"
They didn't answer. They just stood looking at him, with Inu-yasha's arms still around her.
"Oh...I can see you two would like to be alone..." He put his hands up as if to surrender, and started backing up. "I'll let you be to smoochie...smo..."
He lunged backwards, as if someone had pushed him, and crashed to the floor.
Inu-yasha looked at Kagome. Kagome shrugged.
"I'm okay," Miroku called out. "I tripped on something."
He sat up and looked around, but didn't see anything. "I swear, I tripped on something...and it felt furry..."
Then, out of nowhere, a cat flew from above and hooked its claws into Inu-yasha's back. It was yowling and hissing as if it had just came from hell.
"BUYO!" Kagome screamed at the cat.
She tried to pry it free, but it held fast as if it's life depended on it.
"BAH!" Inu-yasha yelled. He turned in circles, trying to shake the cat off.
"No!" Miroku cried. "Don't do that, you'll tear your new goochie Pjs!"
"SHUT-UP!" Inu-yasha and Kagome shouted at Miroku.
Buyo hissed.
Kagome put her hands in her hair and watched helplessly as a dog demon and a house cat went at it. "I don't know what's come over him! He's always been such an easy going cat!"
Miroku walked up to Kagome and watched Inu-yasha try to bang the cat up against the refrigerator.
Kagome cried out. "No, don't do that! You'll kill him!"
She didn't really have anything to worry about. Buyo, sensing danger when Inu-yasha was backing up towards the fridge, climbed over his head, and latched onto his face.
"It's going to kill me!" Inu-yasha yelled back at her. He started tossing his head about, head banging, and doing whatever he thought of that would make the cat loosen its grip. But...to no prevail.
"WATER!" Kagome screamed. She ran over to the sink and put the stopper down. "Buyo HATES water!" She started filling the sink.
Mean while, Miroku was standing in front of Inu-yasha as Inu-yasha shook his head violently.
Miroku reached out for one of the cat's paws. "Inu-yasha..."
Inu-yasha didn't answer. The thought of banging his face against a wall was coming to his mind...
"Inu-yasha..." Miroku said again.
Kagome was cursing at the faucet for being so slow.
Inu-yasha decided opening the freezer door and slamming it closed with the cat inside would be a better idea. He trodded to the freezer.
"Inu-yasha..." Miroku repeated. He followed him to the freezer, with his hand still outstretched at the cats paw.
"WHAT?!" Inu-yasha barked.
"Does this hurt?" Miroku pulled hard on the cats paw.
Inu-yasha shrieked. "YOU IDIOT!"
Kagome turned the water off and grabbed Inu-yasha's arm. Before he knew what was happening, she shoved his head into the sink water...the COLD sink water.
Bubbles came from Inu-yasha's mouth under the water as he cursed and yelled. Buyo was hissing madly, but had loosened up on Inu-yasha's face. Kagome grabbed Buyo and pulled him up and out from the water.
"Buyo! What has come over you?!" Kagome demanded. She carried the wet cat down the hall, and up the stairs to her brother's room. She opened the door and dropped the cat inside. She slammed the door shut. There was no way she was going to put a wet, demon-possessed cat in HER room.
She went back down stairs to find Inu-yasha beating Miroku senseless.
"What the hell were you thinkin'? Pulling on his paw!"
Kagome sighed. "If you two are done, we have to get ready for the trip."
Kagome had four suitcases. One of which were hers, one Inu-yasha's, and two Miroku's. He had gotten a lot of clothes.
"So, are you going to call Ho-ho?" Inu-yasha asked. He had totally forgotten the part of their discussion last night about Hojo's name is not Ho-ho. He sat on the porch, waiting for Miroku to get done bailing on his board. Unlike Inu-yasha, Miroku had no sense of balance.
Kagome set her suitcase down next to Inu-yasha's and Miroku's. She then sat next to Inu-yasha. "Already have," she said. "He should be coming by to pick us up to go to the airport."
"How are we going to afford all this, Kagome?" Inu-yasha asked, grimacing after watching Miroku ride into the back of a parked car.
Kagome held up five shinny cards. All of which were platinum pluses.
"My mom left all her cards."
"Isn't that something she would get mad about?" Inu-yasha asked.
"Hey," Kagome said, somewhat offended. "For me never being home, to where she'd have to buy me clothes and stuff all the time, I think she is getting off easy!"
Kagome looked up at the street in time to see Miroku flying over the curb, and landing in front of them. She sighed. "Don't let him ride it anymore, you won't have one left when he is done with it."
From the street, a car horn beeped. Inu-yasha groaned as he looked to see Hojo waving madly from the car. He wished he knew more and was more prepared for what he was about to get into.
He grabbed his and Kagome's cases and followed Kagome to the street.
Okay, that's it for now! Next chapter, we find out how two, young, hot feudal era boys make it in a Tokyo Airport! BAH!
Oh, and Sango MAY be back, but I'm saying no more...(
On with the Crazyness!
Road Trip Gone Wild!
Inu-yasha woke to the smell of something burning, it wasn't strong, but his dog senses picked it up. He jumped up off the floor, and frantically looked around, hoping to see smoke from the source. Miroku lay slumped up against the wall, quietly snoring. Kagome was nowhere to be seen.
Inu-yasha kicked Miroku. "Wake up, monk. The place is burnin down!"
Miroku's eyes fluttered open, and he groggily looked about. "Inu- yasha, if this is some joke of yours..."
"Get the hell up you lazy bastard! I smell smoke, and Kagome's not around!"
That got Miroku wide awake. He stood and started to run around the corner to look for Kagome, but slipped on his new silk pajamas.
"Bah!" Inu-yasha just yelled. He ran around the corner, jumping over Miroku, and skidded into the kitchen. He, too, had some new flashy silk Pjs! But he knew how to control them better than Miroku.
Miroku yelled after him. "Are you sure you're not mistaken? I don't smell OR see anything!"
Inu-yasha watched as Kagome used a towel to slap out a small fire from the toaster. She was in short pink shorts with little teddy bears all over them, and a yellow tank top. Inu-yasha was in a trance.
When Kagome got done playing fireman, she turned to see Inu-yasha standing there, with his mouth hanging part way open.
"A little help would have been nice," She said jokingly. "I almost died."
Inu-yasha walked the rest of the way in the kitchen. Kagome turned around again, and was now tending to the burnt bread on the counter.
"You know," He said. "Those are some nice Pj's, I like the little bears." He walked up behind her, and put his arms around her waist. He pulled her closer.
"Really," Kagome answered. She felt him kiss the back of her head. He breathed in deeply. "I would have bought you a pair with bears if you had said something before."
She turned around and looked up into his eyes. A little good morning kiss would be nice...
Miroku walked in and threw his arms out. "Aw! Group hug!"
"Touch me, lech," Inu-yasha threatened. "And you die."
Miroku put his arms down. "Fine, I can take a hint, what's for breakfast?"
They didn't answer. They just stood looking at him, with Inu-yasha's arms still around her.
"Oh...I can see you two would like to be alone..." He put his hands up as if to surrender, and started backing up. "I'll let you be to smoochie...smo..."
He lunged backwards, as if someone had pushed him, and crashed to the floor.
Inu-yasha looked at Kagome. Kagome shrugged.
"I'm okay," Miroku called out. "I tripped on something."
He sat up and looked around, but didn't see anything. "I swear, I tripped on something...and it felt furry..."
Then, out of nowhere, a cat flew from above and hooked its claws into Inu-yasha's back. It was yowling and hissing as if it had just came from hell.
"BUYO!" Kagome screamed at the cat.
She tried to pry it free, but it held fast as if it's life depended on it.
"BAH!" Inu-yasha yelled. He turned in circles, trying to shake the cat off.
"No!" Miroku cried. "Don't do that, you'll tear your new goochie Pjs!"
"SHUT-UP!" Inu-yasha and Kagome shouted at Miroku.
Buyo hissed.
Kagome put her hands in her hair and watched helplessly as a dog demon and a house cat went at it. "I don't know what's come over him! He's always been such an easy going cat!"
Miroku walked up to Kagome and watched Inu-yasha try to bang the cat up against the refrigerator.
Kagome cried out. "No, don't do that! You'll kill him!"
She didn't really have anything to worry about. Buyo, sensing danger when Inu-yasha was backing up towards the fridge, climbed over his head, and latched onto his face.
"It's going to kill me!" Inu-yasha yelled back at her. He started tossing his head about, head banging, and doing whatever he thought of that would make the cat loosen its grip. But...to no prevail.
"WATER!" Kagome screamed. She ran over to the sink and put the stopper down. "Buyo HATES water!" She started filling the sink.
Mean while, Miroku was standing in front of Inu-yasha as Inu-yasha shook his head violently.
Miroku reached out for one of the cat's paws. "Inu-yasha..."
Inu-yasha didn't answer. The thought of banging his face against a wall was coming to his mind...
"Inu-yasha..." Miroku said again.
Kagome was cursing at the faucet for being so slow.
Inu-yasha decided opening the freezer door and slamming it closed with the cat inside would be a better idea. He trodded to the freezer.
"Inu-yasha..." Miroku repeated. He followed him to the freezer, with his hand still outstretched at the cats paw.
"WHAT?!" Inu-yasha barked.
"Does this hurt?" Miroku pulled hard on the cats paw.
Inu-yasha shrieked. "YOU IDIOT!"
Kagome turned the water off and grabbed Inu-yasha's arm. Before he knew what was happening, she shoved his head into the sink water...the COLD sink water.
Bubbles came from Inu-yasha's mouth under the water as he cursed and yelled. Buyo was hissing madly, but had loosened up on Inu-yasha's face. Kagome grabbed Buyo and pulled him up and out from the water.
"Buyo! What has come over you?!" Kagome demanded. She carried the wet cat down the hall, and up the stairs to her brother's room. She opened the door and dropped the cat inside. She slammed the door shut. There was no way she was going to put a wet, demon-possessed cat in HER room.
She went back down stairs to find Inu-yasha beating Miroku senseless.
"What the hell were you thinkin'? Pulling on his paw!"
Kagome sighed. "If you two are done, we have to get ready for the trip."
Kagome had four suitcases. One of which were hers, one Inu-yasha's, and two Miroku's. He had gotten a lot of clothes.
"So, are you going to call Ho-ho?" Inu-yasha asked. He had totally forgotten the part of their discussion last night about Hojo's name is not Ho-ho. He sat on the porch, waiting for Miroku to get done bailing on his board. Unlike Inu-yasha, Miroku had no sense of balance.
Kagome set her suitcase down next to Inu-yasha's and Miroku's. She then sat next to Inu-yasha. "Already have," she said. "He should be coming by to pick us up to go to the airport."
"How are we going to afford all this, Kagome?" Inu-yasha asked, grimacing after watching Miroku ride into the back of a parked car.
Kagome held up five shinny cards. All of which were platinum pluses.
"My mom left all her cards."
"Isn't that something she would get mad about?" Inu-yasha asked.
"Hey," Kagome said, somewhat offended. "For me never being home, to where she'd have to buy me clothes and stuff all the time, I think she is getting off easy!"
Kagome looked up at the street in time to see Miroku flying over the curb, and landing in front of them. She sighed. "Don't let him ride it anymore, you won't have one left when he is done with it."
From the street, a car horn beeped. Inu-yasha groaned as he looked to see Hojo waving madly from the car. He wished he knew more and was more prepared for what he was about to get into.
He grabbed his and Kagome's cases and followed Kagome to the street.
Okay, that's it for now! Next chapter, we find out how two, young, hot feudal era boys make it in a Tokyo Airport! BAH!
Oh, and Sango MAY be back, but I'm saying no more...(