Chapter 9: Lucius Malfoy; How do you eat yours?
On Easter morning, Cornelius Fudge was just walking down the stairs when he heard a loud banging on his door. He stumbled through the hall, scratched his head and opened it. A man in a large black bunny suit was standing outside his door. Fudge squinted at it. The bunnyman had a face that looked vaguely like Lucius Malfoy's.....but no, it couldn't be....
"Happy Easter," the bunnyman drawled, and handed Fudge a large chocolate egg.
"Lucius, is that you?" said Fudge, befuddled. The bunnyman did not answer him, and hopped away. Fudge looked at the egg. There was a note attached. "Have this ready at our next meeting..." it said. Fudge thought for a moment, then pulled out his wand and blasted a small hole in it. He started to scream as the white, creamy filling slowly oozed out of the hole in the egg....
Remus Lupin was enjoying a quiet Easter morning in the company of a small chicken's egg that he had managed to get from a chicken in trade for some sunflower seeds that he had been saving for this year's Christmas dinner. Suddenly, there was a violent knock on his door. Warily, he got up, and opened the door. To his surprise, a man in a black bunnysuit was waiting outside. "Hello," Lupin said. "Can I help you?"
"Happy Easter," the bunnyman said.
"Thank you!" Lupin smiled.
"Do you have any eggs?" the bunnyman said.
"Yes, I do have one, I was just about to have it for breakfast.." Lupin said, hesitantly.
"Would you please give it to me?" the bunnyman said. "I only have to deliver one more egg, and one broke on my way to the next house...." He looked very sad, so Lupin decided it would be quite heroic to help the Easter Bunny by giving him his own Easter egg.
"Just a minute!" he said, and fetched his own egg. "There you go!" he said happily, handing it over.
"Oh, thank you so, so much!" The bunnyman said, and hopped away.
"Bye!" Lupin said, as he waved at the bunny. Funny, he thought as he closed the door behind him. The Easter had looked an awful lot like Lucius Malfoy...
Richard woke up as something appeared in his room with a loud 'crack'. He opened his eyes, and saw something that looked like a huge bunny approach him, a mad grin on its face, and then he felt a huge knock to his head and everything disappeared.....
Severus Snape was just about to go to bed, as he saw the sun beginning to rise, when he heard something knocking on his office door rampantly. Sighing heavily, he dragged himself to his office to open it. A large black bunny with Lucius Malfoy's face was standing in the hallway. "Lucius," Snape said calmly.
"Happy Easter, Severus!" Lucius-the-bunny said, handing him a lifesize chocolate......thing. Snape looked at it with distaste.
"What on earth is THAT?" he said.
Lucius-the-bunny just sniggered. "Wait and see!" he said.
"Help me," a voice that sounded very much like Richard said from inside the chocolate.
"Shut it, you," Lucius-the-bunny said, and hopped away.
On Easter morning, Cornelius Fudge was just walking down the stairs when he heard a loud banging on his door. He stumbled through the hall, scratched his head and opened it. A man in a large black bunny suit was standing outside his door. Fudge squinted at it. The bunnyman had a face that looked vaguely like Lucius Malfoy's.....but no, it couldn't be....
"Happy Easter," the bunnyman drawled, and handed Fudge a large chocolate egg.
"Lucius, is that you?" said Fudge, befuddled. The bunnyman did not answer him, and hopped away. Fudge looked at the egg. There was a note attached. "Have this ready at our next meeting..." it said. Fudge thought for a moment, then pulled out his wand and blasted a small hole in it. He started to scream as the white, creamy filling slowly oozed out of the hole in the egg....
Remus Lupin was enjoying a quiet Easter morning in the company of a small chicken's egg that he had managed to get from a chicken in trade for some sunflower seeds that he had been saving for this year's Christmas dinner. Suddenly, there was a violent knock on his door. Warily, he got up, and opened the door. To his surprise, a man in a black bunnysuit was waiting outside. "Hello," Lupin said. "Can I help you?"
"Happy Easter," the bunnyman said.
"Thank you!" Lupin smiled.
"Do you have any eggs?" the bunnyman said.
"Yes, I do have one, I was just about to have it for breakfast.." Lupin said, hesitantly.
"Would you please give it to me?" the bunnyman said. "I only have to deliver one more egg, and one broke on my way to the next house...." He looked very sad, so Lupin decided it would be quite heroic to help the Easter Bunny by giving him his own Easter egg.
"Just a minute!" he said, and fetched his own egg. "There you go!" he said happily, handing it over.
"Oh, thank you so, so much!" The bunnyman said, and hopped away.
"Bye!" Lupin said, as he waved at the bunny. Funny, he thought as he closed the door behind him. The Easter had looked an awful lot like Lucius Malfoy...
Richard woke up as something appeared in his room with a loud 'crack'. He opened his eyes, and saw something that looked like a huge bunny approach him, a mad grin on its face, and then he felt a huge knock to his head and everything disappeared.....
Severus Snape was just about to go to bed, as he saw the sun beginning to rise, when he heard something knocking on his office door rampantly. Sighing heavily, he dragged himself to his office to open it. A large black bunny with Lucius Malfoy's face was standing in the hallway. "Lucius," Snape said calmly.
"Happy Easter, Severus!" Lucius-the-bunny said, handing him a lifesize chocolate......thing. Snape looked at it with distaste.
"What on earth is THAT?" he said.
Lucius-the-bunny just sniggered. "Wait and see!" he said.
"Help me," a voice that sounded very much like Richard said from inside the chocolate.
"Shut it, you," Lucius-the-bunny said, and hopped away.