Chapter 15: MALFOYS DO NOT WEAR BASEBALL CAPS!
"I shall not tolerate this insolence!" spat Lucius Malfoy as he stormed onto the set of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and walked right up to Alphonso Cuaron. "You must be mistaking my son for some kind of Michael Moore!" he continued, as the director stared at him, dumbstruck.
"Er...." Was all he said.
Lucius Malfoy looked at him for a moment, his eyes full of contempt. Then he snorted, and strode towards his only son and heir, who was standing nearby on a hill, with a strange fluffy baseball cap-like thing poised on his beautiful platinum locks. Lucius grabbed it, threw it onto the ground, stamped on it, incinerated it with his wand, jumped up and down on it to extinguish the flames, transfigured the ashes into a small wooden box, made an 8 feet deep hole in the ground with a simple spell, buried the box, and levitated the largest, ugliest house he could find on top of it. "THERE!" he said to Alphonso Cuaron. "Now will you finally understand that Malfoys. Do. Not. Wear. BASEBALL CAPS!"
And he stormed off again.
"I shall not tolerate this insolence!" spat Lucius Malfoy as he stormed onto the set of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and walked right up to Alphonso Cuaron. "You must be mistaking my son for some kind of Michael Moore!" he continued, as the director stared at him, dumbstruck.
"Er...." Was all he said.
Lucius Malfoy looked at him for a moment, his eyes full of contempt. Then he snorted, and strode towards his only son and heir, who was standing nearby on a hill, with a strange fluffy baseball cap-like thing poised on his beautiful platinum locks. Lucius grabbed it, threw it onto the ground, stamped on it, incinerated it with his wand, jumped up and down on it to extinguish the flames, transfigured the ashes into a small wooden box, made an 8 feet deep hole in the ground with a simple spell, buried the box, and levitated the largest, ugliest house he could find on top of it. "THERE!" he said to Alphonso Cuaron. "Now will you finally understand that Malfoys. Do. Not. Wear. BASEBALL CAPS!"
And he stormed off again.