A/N: Ok......No comments. let's just get on with the show, huh?
Chapter 3 (Say 'Hello' to Sesshomaru!)
Sesshomaru: /bored/ When did I ever agree to this again?
James: See? /Points frantically/ There. Your name's right there.
Inuyasha: By the way, who are they?
/Inuyasha points to a huge crowd of girls waving their hands trying to get Sesshomaru's attention/
Kagome: Sesshomaru's fanclub.
Jaken: AND A ONE-TWO-THREE!
Fanclub: SESSHOMARU, YOU'RE THE BEST! YOU'RE THE BEST BEYOND THE REST!
Director: James, get them out of here.
Shippo: Look at me people! I'm tall! I'm tall! Inuyasha! Look! I'm-
BOOOMMM!
/Shippo sits there with a huge bump on his head twitching his left eye/
Kagome: INUYASHA! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Inuyasha: The kid needs to get a check into reality.
Director: JAMES! I said, get them OUT OF HERE!
James: O, what? Ok.
Miroku: WHOA! /Runs up in front of James/ That would be a complete waste, right?
Miroku: And...I'm out!
Runs out of the camera room
/everybody fussing over Sesshomaru's costume/
Sesshomaru: I look fine!
James: You think we should somehow cut off his tail?
Director: Hmmmmmm
Sesshomaru: You cut, I kill.
Kagome: Oh, come on! Fluffy looks fine! What with his tail hanging for dear life over his shoulder...
Inuyasha: /snicker/
James: There's just something missing....
Sesshomaru: What do you want me to do? Dress in a drag and do the hula?
James: /rubs his chin thoughtfully/ Not a bad idea....
Director: James!
Inuyasha: You know.... If you don't like him, then get rid of him...
Director: I wish! What can I do? His stepdad's the director of Harry Potter!
James: lalalalalalallllLLLLALALAAAAAAAA /glass shattering/
James: Oh. Sorry, Sir...
Director: That comes straight off my salary....
Sesshomaru: Can we please get back to meee?
Inuyasha: What's so special about you?
Sesshomaru: I'm better than you.
Kagome: Ooooo, dog fight.
Director: People, please!!!!!!!!
Shippo: /Admires himself in a mirror/ Do you think I look fat?
Kagome: Hmmmm
Director: PEOPLE! QUUUIIIIIEEEEETTTT!
instant quiet
Director: Inuyasha, Sesshomaru....save the fight for the show!
Sesshomaru: /gets up off the floor, smooths out his clothing, and checked his tails for fleas/
Inuyasha: Having trouble with bugs, Fluffy?
Sesshomaru: Shut up, you lame excuse for a half-demon!
Director: That's a perfect line! James, write that down!
James: Write what?
Sesshomaru pulls out Myoga knawing at his tail
Myoga: DIE! DIE YOU!!!!! I HATE YOU! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sesshomaru: Feh. /Tosses Myoga in the trash/
Myoga: AHHHHHH!
Inuyasha: Don't do that! I need him in the next episode!
Shippo: I'll get him! /struggles to get over the trash can/
Shippo: Ah!! /Falls into the huge trash can/ Helpppp!!
Kagome: I'll get him. There.
Shippo: /pulls a banana peel off his head/
Myoga: What about me??
Director: And........ACTION!
everybody hurries to their places
fast forward
Sesshomaru: Ahhhhh! You cut off my arm!!!! How could you! I was going to use that to use that to hit you in the face, Inuyasha!!!!
Sesshomaru talks while he waves his fallen arm around
Inuyasha: What's this sword called again?
Kagome: The Tetsusaiga.
Inuyasha: That's stupid. Who would ever remember that name?
Sesshomaru: See how unworthy he is to the famous Tet-tet- tet
Kagome: Tetsusaiga.
Sesshomaru: Right. I knew that.
Inuyasha: Don't worry about your arm. It's just a hologram, you big dummy.
James: /startled/ Oops...
Director: I hope that means that you hooked up the hologram projector..
James: Um.... /turns to Sesshomaru/ Glue?
Sesshomaru: I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: /yawn/
Kagome: Um..Fluffy...
Sesshomaru: Stop calling me that!!
Kagome: Well, it's true! /runs behind Inuyasha/
Inuyasha: Can I go home now?
Director: Sure, why not.
Kagome: I think this will actually turn out to be a big hit, this episode.
Director: Yeah...It's comical all right.
James: /inspects the camera/ Um...
Director: What now?
James: I forgot to.....put batteries in here... Heh.
James: /says meekly/ Is that a problem?
A/N: Ok, I must say, I think this is my best chappy yet! Review!