A/N: Ok...I have no idea what happens in the 4th volume of episodes so....there will be a comercial break. Sorry. But I'm sure this will be funny too. It's off my website which you just have to check out and join!
Chapter 4 (A Break in the Line)
James: /struggling with the hologram projector/
James: There! I hooked it up! Director!
Director: Yes. I see. It would have been nice to have it hooked up 3 HOURS AGO!!!
Kikyo: YOU'RE SCREAMING IN MY EAR!! /goes away/
Sesshomaru: /nudge James while the Director went out to get coffee/ Hey. Pss. I want you to do something for me.
James: How much?
Sesshomaru: One of these copper coins I found on the floor.
James: A penny? Well, I guess it's better than nothing. Ok, what do I have to do?
Inuyasha: /calling in the background/ Has anyone seen my penny?
James: Inuyasha! Hey, how's it going?
Inuyasha: What are you pulling?
James: Nothing...nothing at all...You know, you have beautiful hair.
Inuyasha: /eyes suspiciously /
James: But it's sure awfully long.
Inuyasha: Really? You really think so??
James: Yes.
Inuyasha: Get out of my face.
James: Inuyasha!! Wait!! Listen. It's getting too long! Pretty soon, it'll be dragging the floor!!
Inuyasha: Are you depressed?
James: Please let me trim it. Just a little bit..I promise nobody will even notice!!
Inuyasha: Ok.
James: Really?
Inuyasha: No.
James: Awww! Come on!! Hold on. I'll be right back!
James: Kikyo. Kagome. Tell him.
Kikyo: What is your relationship between you and Kagome?!
James: Noooo...the other one....
Kikyo: Inuyasha. /says flatly/ Cut you hair. It looks stupid.
Kagome: You do need a little trim...
James: /gulp/ Heh. Heh. No worry. I'm an expert...
Inuyasha: /says threatenly/ If you mess up...
chip chip chip chip chip chip
10 minutes later
James: All done!
Inuyasha: Hey Sango! Hows my hair?
Sango: What hair?
Inuyasha: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
James: I......messed up?
Inuyasha: /turning red with burning anger/
James: KAGOME!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /Runs away/
Inuyasha: Come back here!! YOU DIE NOW!! /Runs after him/
Shippo: What's wrong Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: My hair!!!!
Shippo: Yeah. What about it?
Inuyasha: It's gone!
Shippo: /confused/ I think you're losing it, Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: What?
James: Silly me. A prank. Heh. It was just a hologram projector...You don't mind you do you?
Inuyasha: NOW YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: /comes out with a big coffee stain on his beautiful, crinkle-free shirt and tie/
Director: WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?!!?!?! HOW DID YOU MESS UP THIS TIME JAMES!!! My shirt! You owe me a new shirt and tie and it doesn't come cheap!
James: I-I-I
Kagome: What's going on?
Director: You STUPID PERSON!
Inuyasha: HOW DARE YOU PLAY A PRANK LIKE THAT ON ME!!!!
Director: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE WHAT AN IDIOT YOU ARE!!
Inuyasha: I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!
Director: /takes a cup of coffee and splashes it on his shirt/
Inuyasha: /grabs a cup of water and throws it in his face then hits him on the head for pure enjoyment/
Kagome: Mind telling me what's going on here?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HEY!!!! SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
/quiet/
James: That penny was not worth it at all.
Sesshomaru: Since when did you figure that out? Good-job. Now. Where did you put my hair spray?
James: Uhhhhhh
Sesshomaru: Jaken. Sick him.
Jaken: But.. but...but...
James sneaks away
James: Ahhhh peace. At last.Kikyo: WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST THE CONCEPT OF A GOOD DAY'S SLEEP!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
James: Um.....Dead lady on the loose! /runs away like a madman/
James: /leans against a corner somewhere private/ Finally.
Miroku: Hey.
James: AH!! What are you doing here?
Miroku: I've been here.
James: Yeah, but..Ow!
Miroku: /had hit him on the head with his staff/ Stop asking so many questions...
James: Look. Fluffy's fanclub! I thought I fooled them with a Sesshomaru Scarecrow two blocks away!
Miroku: What are you an Idiot?
James: I've been hearing that so much that I lost count...
Miroku: TWO BLOCKS AWAY?!
James: Huh?
James: Ahh, oh well.
/walks over to a pretty girl in the building with his wet face, messy hair, and a coffee stain on his shirt which was not tucked in. He looked like he'd been in a tornado and barely made it out alive./
James: /Smooths his hair/ out How ya doin'? Wanna tour the TV room of love?
Miroku: /in the background/ That's my line!
Girl: Um......Are you depressed or something?
James: Nope. Not at all.
Girl: /runs away pausing only for a moment to give Miroku a slap and calling him a pervert/
James: /mumble/ I don't know how she could walk away from a handsome chump like me.
James: /sighs and turns to Miroku/ Someday the Director will appreciate what I do for him.
Director: BACK TO FILMING STUPID PEOPLE!!! /shakes a cow bell furiously/
A/N: Well, I'm bored and didn't really have any ideas so....that's the best I can come up with for now! Review for my hard....painful....agonizing...work! By the way, my website is Just copy and paste, because of the new stupid system of Fanfiction.net. Please join! .