homecoming1
Chapter 1: Black Cats and Registered Letters

Meryl sighed, leaning her cheek against her right hand, watching the three other occupants at the table they shared in a corner of the saloon. Vash was turning an interesting shade of blue as Wolfwood pounded on his back in an effort to dislodge whatever had gotten stuck in his throat during a bout of laughter. Milly had gotten up to let the bartender know that they wanted more drinks at their table, and Meryl was fast coming to the conclusion that Wolfwood was NOT going to be able to remove the plug in Vash's windpipe by pounding on his back. She was just getting to her feet when a particularly hard blow to Vash's back caused his midsection to collide with the edge of the table. The trapped air in Vash's lungs was forced through his windpipe, sending the lodged bit of food shooting out of his mouth like a champagne cork. Meryl, quickly jerking her napkin off the table, held it up in front of her like a shield; killing two birds with one stone as she not only avoided getting hit with the tiny missile, but prevented the possibility of it hitting someone else and starting a bar- room brawl by the misunderstanding person possibly on the receiving end of Vash's unexpected gift.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME OR SOMETHING?!" Vash half-gasped, half- roared at Wolfwood, who was doubled over in laughter now that Vash's face was returning to its normal shade.
Wolfwood was laughing too hard to respond, and Meryl shook her head in exasperation as she crumpled up her napkin, setting it back down on the table. Really, these two were hopeless. Meryl sat down with a half irritated look, but didn't say anything as Wolfwood, having finally stopped laughing long enough to catch his breath, complimented her on her catching ability.
Meryl rolled her eyes. "Someone had to keep a fight from starting," she grumbled at him. "Honestly, half the time I wonder if you two have a serious bone in your bodies."
"Of course I have a serious bone in my body!" Wolfwood protested, and was about to demonstrate by once again reiterating that he was a priest, when he noticed that Vash was taking advantage of his distraction and was trying to lift one of the two salmon sandwiches he had ordered off his plate. "Just what do you think you're doing, Tongari?!" Wolfwood demanded, and another loud voiced argument proceeded to take place. Meryl rolled her eyes again, and began to scan the saloon, wondering where Milly had wandered off to.
She had just spotted the tall brunette coming back with three drinks (Meryl had opted for water instead of . . . well, whatever pathetic excuse for liquor this saloon served) when there was a momentary lull in the noise that always hung over saloons like a bad hangover as the front doors swung open, and a rather official-looking man strode in. Standing at the threshold, he ran his eyes over the gathering of men and women, appearing to be searching for someone in particular. His search came to an end as his eyes landed on the table
Meryl was occupying. He glanced at a slip of yellow paper that he held in his hands, and then made his way towards them. As he neared, the argument between Wolfwood and Vash died down as they pondered whether or not this person posed a threat to them, and after deciding that he didn't, picked up where they left off.
"Miss Meryl Stryfe?" the man asked politely as he reached their table.
Meryl glanced up in surprise. "Yes, I'm Meryl Stryfe," she replied.
"I have a registered letter for you. If you would please sign here," he said, whipping a clipboard from who-knows-where, then returning it to places unknown once Meryl had signed her name. "All right, here you are. Thank you and have a nice day."
With that, the man gave a slight bow, and walked back out of the saloon. Meryl blinked, then turned her attention to the yellow envelope she now held in her hand. Milly reached their table and sat the drinks down in front of their respective owners as Meryl opened the envelope and began to read the contents of the letter.
"Ahhh, thanks!" Wolfwood winked at her as she sat his drink down in front of him. Milly grinned back at him, and sat down in her chair after depositing Vash's drink in front of him.
"KAMPAI!" Vash cried out as he reached for his drink, only to have it yanked out of his hand by Meryl.
"HEY!" he protested, then stopped and stared in amazement, as did everyone else in the saloon, as Meryl upended Vash's full glass and downed its contents in a single gulp, wiped her mouth with the back of
her sleeve, and slammed the glass back down on the table to a round of cheers from the other spectators. Before anyone could say anything to her, she rose to her feet and walked rapidly out of the saloon, sending the doors swinging wide on their hinges, leaving three very puzzled traveling companions behind.
"Sempai?" Milly asked the empty air, her innocent blue eyes worried.
"Whoa, what's gotten into her all of a sudden?" Vash asked no one in particular as he gazed forlornly at his empty glass.
"Dunno, but it probably has something to do with this," Wolfwood replied while waving the opened letter in his hand. "She left it on the table! I didn't take it from her!" he said in response to Vash's criticizing glare. Then they both turned and stared as Milly reached over and yanked the letter from Wolfwood's hands, ran her eyes quickly over it and then jumped to her feet and left the saloon, hot on Meryl's trail.
Vash and Wolfwood turned and stared at each other for a moment, then down at the piece of paper that had come to rest on the tabletop. Wolfwood reached out, picked up the seemingly innocent-looking paper,
and began to read aloud while Vash listened.

"Dear Meryl-oneechan,
Must come home. Father is very ill. Don't have enough money to say anything more.
Your sister,
Lucy"

Vash and Wolfwood stared at each other for another heartbeat, jumped to their feet and took off out of the saloon, leaving behind enough money on the table to cover their expenses. As they barreled out of the swinging front doors, Vash's foot hit something small and soft that went "HISSSS!" promptly tripping him and sending him sprawling on his face. Wolfwood paused to glance back at him, and shifted Cross Punisher on his shoulder a bit to make it more comfortable.
"Geez, Tongari, didn't you see the cat?" he asked.
"What cat?" Vash mumbled, but as he was currently worshipping the sand, it sounded more like, "Fffhaat caaa?"
Before Wolfwood could reply, Milly came into view as she moved down the road in the direction of the hotel the group was currently staying at. She changed directions when she saw Vash and Wolfwood standing outside of the saloon, and came towards them, worry clearly evident in her face.
"What's up?" Wolfwood asked.
"Sempai wants me to start packing our things. We'll be heading out on the first Sand Steamer for Septembre City, and from there we're going to her home town. She's trying to find a way to get in touch with our chief to let him know what's going on," Milly replied. "Oh, and she also said that Bernadelli will probably send two other agents to take over our job until we can get back, though I doubt anyone will take it."
"Oh? Why's that?" Vash asked, giving Milly a blank look. Wolfwood closed his eyes, sighed, then promptly whapped the blond upside the head.
"Are you DAFT Tongari?! You're the man with $$60 billion on his head, the first Human Act of God, the Humanoid Typhoon, He Who Can't Walk Anywhere Without Leaving A Pile Of Rubble Behind Him. . .," Wolfwood was interrupted by Milly saying, "I've never heard him referred to as that!" and Vash's, "ALL RIGHT I GET THE POINT!"
Wolfwood grinned at his grumbling friend, then turned his attention back to Milly. "Out of curiosity, just how did you two wind up with the job of keeping an eye on him? Wouldn't your boss have thought it too dangerous a job for such lovely young ladies?"
Vash rolled his eyes at Wolfwood's obvious flirtatious move on Milly, but stopped grumbling and started listening because he had been wondering the same thing for a while now, and was interested to hear what Milly had to say.
"Oh, sempai and I always get handed jobs like this," Milly said in her usual frank manner. "It's not just because sempai is really good at what she does, though she is one of the best in the agency, but she has this ability to understand people after she's spent some time with them. Sure, she denied that Vash-san was actually Vash-san at first, but that was because the only knowledge we had of him was based on rumor, and you have to admit, those weren't very flattering rumors. We had no idea what we were looking for when we got the assignment."
"Rough assignment then?" Wolfwood asked, cutting his eyes in Vash's direction.
"Oh no! It's been a lot of fun!" Milly said with a grin, then
remembered that she was supposed to be packing her and Meryl's traveling bags. She made her excuses to the men and headed back in the direction of their hotel.
Vash waited until Milly was out of earshot, before turning on Wolfwood and saying, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ROUGH ASSIGNMENT?!"
"Do I need to go through your list of nicknames again, Tongari?" Wolfwood asked as he pulled out one of his prevalent crumpled cigarettes.
Vash sighed, "No, no you don't need to do that. Once was enough, thank you very much." Then his face suddenly took on a thoughtful look. "Wait, she said that no one else would probably take over their assignment. YES! FREEDOM! I can do whatever I want! I can get drunk and not worry about Meryl yelling at me!"
"TONGARI!" Wolfwood yelled, cutting Vash off as he began to prance around in the street. "Are you telling me that you have no intention of accompanying them on their journey? What kind of bodyguard do you call yourself? Leaving those poor, defenseless women to take a dangerous journey all alone across the desert."
"They're about as defenseless as an armored car," Vash muttered under his breath, but smiled at Wolfwood soothingly. "Don't worry, I had no intention of letting them go off on their own."
"Good, because I didn't want to leave her now, anyway," Wolfwood said without thinking. Vash latched onto that little slip like a drowning man to a raft.
"Her..? We wouldn't happen to be talking about the Big Girl, now would we? Hmmm?" Vash grinned.
"W-what are you talking about, Tongari?! I was simply stating that I didn't want to leave the women alone to make such a dangerous journey!" Wolfwood blustered.
Vash laughed and began to dance in a little circle around Wolfwood. "Admit it! You have a thing for the Thompson girl!"
"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, YOU IDIOT!" Wolfwood yelled, and began walking in the opposite direction, but Vash was not about to be put off so easily. He followed on Wolfwood's heels, saying, "Admit it! Admit it!" until Wolfwood began walking faster. And faster. And faster. Finally Wolfwood muttered, "Shit!" and took off running. Not to be outdone, Vash began to run, too, until once again he was right on Wolfwood's heels, yelling, "ADMIT IT!" over and over again as they tore down the main street.
Meryl was walking back from the post office where she had finally managed to reach the chief via a private radio line, and she couldn't say that she was really surprised when no one else wanted to come out and take over their assignment for a few weeks. She sighed and rubbed the back of her head wearily. She didn't know what to do about Vash the Stampede. She couldn't very well order him to come with them, that really wouldn't be fair to him. On the other hand, this is their assignment and she would be in the right to order him to go with them. But . . . she couldn't quite squash the little voice in the back of her head that whispered, You'd rather he came with you of his own free will…
Before she could even get a small growl out of her throat at that thought, two very familiar figures came tearing around a corner and nearly ran her over. Wolfwood managed to side step around her, but Vash wasn't so lucky. He hit the brakes, but not quick enough to keep him from bumping into Meryl hard enough to knock her off balance. She spun a bit, but Vash's reflexes were faster than gravity, and he caught her about the shoulders to steady her.
"Sorry about that," Vash said sheepishly as he released her. Meryl blinked at him as her senses tried to right themselves from their sudden jolt out of place, and then her eyebrows furrowed a bit.
"What were you two DOING running around the town like that?" she demanded.
"Nothing!" Wolfwood said quickly before Vash could even open his mouth, and then he shot the blond a look of Death if he so much as even muttered the words "Thompson girl."
"Well, Tongari, I'm going to head to the hotel to see if we're going to need any supplies for the trip. I'm sure that anything the Sand Steamer has is going to be expensive. Catch ya later!" With that, Wolfwood turned and hoofed it back the way he came, not giving Vash a chance to come with him.
Meryl stared at the retreating Wolfwood and then turned her questioning gaze at Vash. "What did he mean, supplies?"
"Oh, we're going to come with you guys. You might need help with your dad being sick and all," Vash said.
"And just how did you know my father was sick?" Meryl asked suspiciously.
"Wolfwood found the letter after you left," Vash answered honestly, then asked a bit worriedly, "You don't mind if we come along, do you?"
Meryl took a deep breath, and let it out on a relieved sigh. "To be honest, no. Just don't get into trouble," she warned.
Vash smiled at her, and she found herself returning his smile before suddenly getting flustered and turning her attention to the ground. "I need to go help Milly pack," she said, and moved away from him. Vash watched her go, concern briefly lighting his eyes as he watched Meryl's shoulders slump a bit before she rounded the corner. He knew that, in a way, she was like him in that she hid her emotions so that the people around her wouldn't worry. He decided to keep a closer eye on her, because he knew that holding in your emotions wasn't healthy. At least he cried when he was sad or needed to release some emotion, so he knew he wasn't a ticking time bomb. The only display of emotion he had seen Meryl release was when she was angry, and even that had an element of control about it. Vash couldn't help it, he was worried.
Sighing, he turned his steps in the direction of the hotel, figuring that while Wolfwood was out shopping he'd grab a quick nap before having to pack. They had a long journey ahead of them.

To be continued......

Notes: Tongari = Needle-noggin. Hope you guys liked. This is my first time posting on ff.net, so I'm kinda interested to see how the story goes over. Thanks, and take care!