(a/n) SAVE ME! One of my friends is going to kill me because my plot bunnies have fun excluding her because she isn't as obsessed. This story isn't AT ALL up to my standards but the plot bunnies are being mean!
Ch. 2 The Refrigerator
I led the way to my kitchen, racking my brain to something to do with the two Middle Earthlings that had just destroyed my posters! "Alright. What do you people want to eat?" I asked, walking towards the refrigerator.
Rosie was staring at poor Leggy like he was a cookie or something. "Um…how about some chocolate or something?" She suggested.
"OK. But only for you guys, I'm trying to loose weight." I nodded.
Arwen asked if she could have an apple and some milk, so I opened the fridge, and was suddenly stopped as Leggy grabbed my hand. "Don't! It's giving off cool air. It may be enchanted by some evil spirit." Is he crazy? Evil spirit? I rolled my eyes and sighed.
"Look Leggy. It's not an evil spirit. It's a refrigerator. It keeps food cold and fresh. That's it!" I am really getting fed up with these people!
Just as I was reaching for the apple, the phone rang. I ran to pick it up. "Hey Leggy? Could you please grab an apple out of the bottom drawer? Thanks. Hello?" I answered the phone.
"Hey buddy." My friend Jordan greeted. "S'up?"
"Hey Jordan? Remember that poster of Aragorn that kept staring at you and scaring you? Well, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that its gone. The bad news is its living model is standing in my kitchen and thinks that the fridge is evil. O yeah….hottie is here too. He….well….can you come over? This is too confusing to tell you over the phone." I explained, while trying not to laugh as Leggy and Estel tried to get the apple out of the fridge while trying to stay safe from its "evil".
I turned back to the duo, who were, once again, staring at me as if I had grown a second head. "What?"
"You were just talking to that…" Estel pointed out.
"yeah….so?"
"And you invited it over?" He asked.
"NO! It's a form of communication. My friend was also talking into it. I can hear her and she can hear me. She's gonna come over in a couple of minutes to meet you guys and help me figure out what to do."
Leggo-waffles nodded his head and pretended that he understood. Man….I'm a better faker than that guy! And he's supposed to be Elven! My god…..
The doorbell rang. Leggy and Aragorn jumped and pulled out their weapons.
"Put them away! It's just Jordan!" I yelled as I went to open the door. "Hey Jordan. Take a deep breath and calm down before you go in there. It's a little creepy." I warned, before leading her into the kitchen.