Cliché Ch 3

            Jordan took a deep breath and looked at me. "What kind of prank are you pulling?"

            "I'm not! That's what's so scary." I pulled her into the kitchen.

            "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She yelped. "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!"

            I gave the "told'ya so" look and said, "Jordan, meet Legolas and Aragorn. They fell through my wall about 15 minutes ago."

            "Fell through your wall???"

            "Yeah, so anyways, what do you want to eat?"

            "Hmmm. Cookie dough?" Jordan asked, staring at Legolas.

            "That works. What about you two?" I asked, looking at the two, very confused visitors.

            Legolas asked "Do you have lembas?"

            I shook my head. "Hello? We aren't in freaky Elf land. We eat regular food! If you want freaky Elf food, go back home."

            Rosie and Jordan glared at me for insulting their "precious" pretty elf-boy. "Maris! That's not very nice! He is your guest. Be nice! And please try not to scare them off….."

            The duo looked at each other, then at me. "Scare us off? Do you usually scare people away?"

            "umm, I plead the 5th." I muttered, glaring at Jordan and Rosie. Captain and Arwen were trying very hard not to laugh  "What?"

            Captain laughed. "Look Lauren. They're scared of you. I don't think they know what pleading the 5th is." She cracked up. "It's hilarious! And Aragorn is so sexy!"

            We cracked up, watching Aragorn's face turn bright red. "Umm, I guess that we'd better be going…." He began to edge back towards my room, pulling Legolas with him.

            I followed, curious to see what they were planning. "Hey you guys, just keep eating. I'll be back soon, hopefully minus the two idiots." I grinned and followed the pair up to my room.

            Aragorn glanced at the ripped poster that he had emerged through about half an hour earlier. " I guess that a jolt would bring us back. What do you think?"

            He turned to Lego-lassie, who had fallen onto my bed. Lego-my-eggo held his head and winced. "I don't think that a jolt will do it…"

            I cracked up, then shrieked. "You can't get back? You're stuck here? NO! This can't be happening! NO!"

            Legolas winced at my high-pitched racket, then said, "What are we going to do?"

            I was furious. "What do you mean, what are we going to do? YOU are finding a way out of here and back to Middle Earth. I am going to pray that when you do, my wall and posters will be fixed. Got it?"

            Aragorn was opening his mouth when Captain and Fritz (also known as Jordan) came flying in through my door. "NO! They can't leave!" Captain screamed. She latched on to Aragorn and clung to him for dear life. "He's so sexy!"

            Fritz followed suite with Legolas. I glared at them. "So what do you suggest?"

            Captain grinned. "Oh NO! You are NOT going to rape ANYONE in my house!"

            The smile faded slightly. "Aww man…."

            I glared and turned on Legolas. "WHAT?"

            "Has anyone told you that you're actually quite pretty when you scream?"

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(a/n) I am going to attempt to hit just about every cliché that I can think of….including the dreaded MS! I am writing another MS story but it's not as clichéd…If you can think of any good clichés to include….please rr and include your ideas. J Eventually a girls fall into ME fic just for the cliché!