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Silver Eyes Bright
Alexis
v son sayian
Aragorn566

"Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! Bat mobile lost it's wheel and Joker got away! HEY!" Gohan sung into the handle of the duster in his room, dancing to his own beat. It was Saturday morning and he was up much earlier than he would have liked to be alive for the day, but, he wanted to get some of his chores done before Videl arrived. His room looked like the crime scene of Barney's death. Trunks had stayed the night, and was now passed out in Goten's room. Before he and Goten were tranquillized by Gohan's famous, "Once upon a time, in a land far, far away," stories, they had wreaked havoc on Gohan's small, but cozy living chamber....

Correction: Previously cozy living chamber. Now, it was more like the Grim Reaper paid Gohan's room a visit, and stole the very soul out of the room itself. Inside Gohan, he was weeping, outside he was his "Happy go Lucky" self. This caused a feeling that he was all too familiar with.

What challenges would today unveil? Let's see, Gohan was going to learn how to dance... He wasn't enrolled in a dancing class, he had never had any prior experience in the type of dance Videl was interested in, and he didn't even have a former desire to learn the ways of this so called "Bump and Grind," So why? You know why, he would do anything to impress Videl.

Chance: 1, accident; fortuity. 2, hazard; risk. 3, a favorable contingency; an opportunity. 4, an unexpected event. 5, probability; likelihood

Did he even believe to have any chance with her? No, he didn't believe to have a chance. Not even if he were the last male on earth, did he believe to have a chance. So why was he wasting his time? He never had a chance against Cell either, but he had an opportunity.

Gohan started to sing once again, "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer!"

"Walking from our house on Christmas Eve," sang a happy female voice from the doorway of his room. He was terrified. He was still in his Heart Boxers that Bulma gave him for Christmas last year. The room had the eerie silence for about five seconds, then Gohan worked up his courage to turn around and face his fate.

"V-Videl, your... Early..." Gohan's voice was unsteady. He swirled around to look at her, then put down the duster and did the signature Son Grin. "Hehe. Uhh..."

"Nice boxers." She laughed lightly, holding in the Fit of Giggles that were preparing to burst from within her. "Very manly, Son Gohan,." She nodded a few times quickly trying to postpone all of Gohan's humiliation for a while longer.

"They were a gift!!" He blushed as he tried to defend himself.

"From whom? May I ask?" she quiried, barely able to complete her sentence before chuckling loudly.

"Remind me to kill Bulma." He was steadily growing a new tint of deeper rose by the second. He hesitantly looked around him. Say it ain't so! He wasn't done cleaning yet, in fact he had hardly begun to pick up the heaps of dirty clothing that were once in a neat pile, Goten and Trunks had decided to play "I bet I can ruin Gohan's life faster then you, by throwing more of his dirty clothes everywhere!" Now they make it in board game form!

Videl was still laughing like a toddler when you say "Pica boo!" in the doorway. She didn't notice the messy room, but she did notice that she was staring right at Gohan's boxers. Which meant he was only wearing his boxers. Then there was the thought of Gohan being without those boxers... OH MY GOODNESS!!! WAS I LOOKING AT THAT THE WHOLE TIME?!!! Videl mentally screamed. Then she started to blush at her thoughts as she looked at that body, those killer arms, washboard abs, BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Videl turned around hastily, hiding her tomato complexion. She kept telling herself to breathe. "Why don't you put on some clothes? I'll go and talk to Chichi or something." She shot one last glance at him, he was smiling in spite of himself. She walked out reluctantly, and closed the door behind her.

Gohan almost collapsed after all of the stressful event. He grabbed the first thing he could find and threw them on. He didn't want to give Chichi too much time alone with Videl. They would be married by the end of the week. Or, Videl and Chichi would kill each other, arguing about Videl's... umm... pureness? And the onslaught continues...

Videl walked down the single hallway in the Son house. It was decorated with what Gohan liked to call, "Mother's Pride, Saiyan's Honor." Which is simply a wall covered in pictures. Tons and tons of photos of family, friends, allies, and of course a massive shrine to Goku. The strange thing about the Goku shrine was Chichi would always leave out a plate of food in front of one of Goku's pictures. Somehow, by the end of the day the food would be gone. As she continued down the hall she passed Goten's room, his door was wide open and Videl had a perfect view of the sleeping tyrants. They're so cute when they're unconsious...

Videl finally reached the living room at the end of the hallway. The room was also the dinning room. The kitchen was separated from the dining room by a curved wall with a window in the center making the space seem bigger then it was. The walls were cream, working well with the hard wood floors. In Videl's eyes it seemed so old fashion, when you compared it to her mansion, or Bulma's technology loving sphere.

"Oh, Videl. Where's Gohan?" Chichi asked cheerfully, as she flipped a pancake with a metal spatula.

"He's getting dressed," Videl answered, more interested in the pancake than the way she worded her sentence.

"That's nice--WHAT?!!!!!!!" Chichi shook franticly, screaming, "VIDEL?!!! YOU AND GOHAN!!!! OH MY GOSH!!!"

"Huh? NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Not like that!!! We didn't!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT YOUR THINKING---IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!! I SWEAR!!---" Videl scrambled for words, but her efforts to change Chichi's thoughts were in vain.

"GOHAN!!!!!" Chichi ran toward his room roaring in rage. "I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR!!" Videl ran after Chichi trying to stop her from proceeding.

"Chichi!! That didn't happen!! STOP!!!" Videl was too late... Chichi had already busted down Gohan's door revealing him in his blue gi pants, only his gi pants.

"MOM!" Gohan looked completely horrified. His eyes resembled basketballs as he looked at the hysterical mother, then at Videl. Videl met his gaze. She pointed at Chichi with one hand, and made the signal for "Crazy" with the other.

"Gohan, ever since you started to hang around with that slut-" Chichi was cut off by a raging Videl.

"Wha-What did you just say?!" Videl was like a mountain lion ready to pounce. Gohan could swear he heard her growl.

"What's going on? What's all this screaming about? Mom and Dad aren't here, and it isn't dark out, soooo... Why are you banging, an-" Trunks questioned outside Gohan's room, he was cut off by Goten.

"What's for breakfast?..." Goten yawned.

"OH NO!!! MY PANCAKES!!!!!!!!" Chichi realized that she had left her food frying on the stove, and ran into the kitchen, forgetting what she was so angry about.

"YAY!!! PANCAKES!!!" Goten yelled, then zoomed after his mother.

"I WANT WAFFLES!!!!!" Trunks whined, then followed after them both, leaving Gohan and Videl alone.

"I am soooooo sorry Gohan.... I wasn't paying attention to what I was saying." Videl sighed. Gohan sat down on his bed, his head cradled in his hands.

"That's okay Videl." Gohan smiled up at her from his bed. "I'm curious though... What did you say to make her so upset?" He had a light voice. Does he find this funny or something?! Videl asked herself.

"Chichi asked where you were, and I said you were getting dressed..." Videl grinned at Gohan's reaction, he flushed ruby red. "What?" she questioned when he busted out in laughed.

"I don't believe she let us off that easy." He couldn't restrain for laughing. "She must really like you..." He smirked sweetly at her.

"LIKES ME?!!!!!! She called me a slut!!!!!" Videl yelled out, and raised an eyebrow. Then she felt the heat on her cheeks rise from the way he was staring at her.

"Okay, fine. She doesn't like you. She likes, the idea of grandchildren." Gohan paused, blushed even redder, and then continued, "Which, would be our children... In other words, she likes the idea of you being the mother of her grandchildren..." He chuckled lightly, not believing the way he had analyzed it. Then he covered his face with his hands, rubbing his temples.

"Umm..." Videl didn't know what to say, but she was thankful that Gohan's face was covered with his hands, so he wouldn't see her embarrassment.

"I can't believe I just said that..." Gohan sighed at himself.

"Okay, well... why don't we start your dancing lessons?" Videl tried to change the subject.

"Why don't we eat first?" he said, attempting to postpone his demise.

"Fine, but after we HAVE to get to work! I went to the dance meeting, and because Ms. Davis was desperate, I signed us up for: Making decorations, and a small performance," Videl said the last part as quickly as she could manage.

"Small performance?"

"A little duet. That's all. Not a big deal," Videl scratched her neck nervously.

"Singing?!" Gohan looked and felt as though he was going to crumble into tiny pieces on the floor.

"She was desperate!!!" Videl explained, "C'mon, let's go eat!"

"Erasa. Are you sure that this will work?" A guy with long blond hair demanded, unsure of his friends' plan.

"Look, you and I both know that Videl and Gohan have liked each other forever. They're just too stupid to notice the other likes them too," Erasa spoke absolutely, not putting a large effort to convince him. She popped open a capsule, that opened up in a cloud of smoke. Erasa stepped into her mini helicopter.

"No, they notice, they're just too stubborn to admit their feelings." He nodded, following her into the vehicle. "Has Videl even mentioned that she had feelings for him, to you?" He plopped in his seat.

"No she hasn't, and put your feet down." Erasa motioned at his feet on the dashboard with her hands. "This thing is new, I don't want your bad habits stinking it up." With that said, Erasa heard him fart, then laugh. She plugged her nose, then exclaimed, "That's disgusting!! Ugh! Sharpner!! God, no wonder you don't have a girlfriend!!" He lifted his butt up in her direction warning her.

"Take it back or else!!" He smirked when she placed a hand on his thigh to push him back down. "One, two..."

"OKAY!!OKAY!! I TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!!" she gave in. He lowered himself down and chuckled. She opened all the windows trying to air it out. "I can't believe I have to sit in here with you for two full hours."

"Hey, you forced me to help you," Sharpner claimed, leaning back in his seat.

"Help me? I'm helping you! I've seen you dance, your worse then Gohan." Sharpner farted again. "EW!!! STOP IT!!!!!" she pleaded.

Gohan plopped on his bed, and hid his head under his pillow. "My life is way too hard!"

"It's not that bad Gohan." Videl sat next to him, and patted his back. "If it makes you feel any better, I've heard you sing... You have a nice voice," she assured him. "Let's start... First we have to make you sound like you know what's cool... All you have to do is repeat after me."

"Fine," he mumbled, still hiding under his pillow.

"Okay. I'll say the girls part and you say the guys part," Videl pulled a capsule out of her pocket and opened it to reveal a tiny pocket CD player. She pressed play.

(Whachu doin?) Nothin chillin at the Holidae Inn
(Who you wit?) Me and my peeps won't you bring four of your friends
(What we gon' do?) Feel on each other and sip on some Hen
One thing leading to another let the party begin

"Got it?" Videl asked. Gohan stared at her blankly. "Whachu doin?" she started.

"Nothing, Chilling, at the Holiday Inn," Gohan said without any power backing his voice.

"No, no, no.... he doesn't say 'Nothing'... he says 'Nothin'..." Videl corrected.

"There's a difference?" Gohan inquired, already dieing with confusion.

"Of course there is!!!" Videl sighed. "Same with "Chilling" it's "Chillin"... No 'G'... try it," Videl instructed

"Nothin, chillin at the Holiday Inn..." Gohan sang lifelessly.

"Better, but hold out Inn.. So it sounds like Innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn," she corrected again.

"Innn"

"No, Innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn."

"Innnnn."

"Longer."

"Innnnnnnnn."

"Let's go on to the next part..." Videl sighed. She pressed fast forward until it reached verse 3.

Stop, drop, KABOOM!, baby rub on ya nipples
Some call me Ludacris, some call me Mr. Wiggles
Far from little, make ya mammary glands giggle

"You have GOT to be kidding me." Gohan was mentally sobbing again

"Just try it," Videl urged him on. "Get into character! It helps!" she advised.

"Stop, drop, kaboom-" He was cut off.

"KABOOM!"

"Kaboom!"

"KABOOM!!!!"

"KABOOM! Baby, rub on your nipples-" When he was starting to get it, he was dragged out of the room by his ear by Chichi.

"SON GOHAN!!!! THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SPEAK TO A YOUNG LADY!!!!!!" Chichi hollered at him, moving him to the sink in the bathroom, pulling out the soap. "I'M GOING TO WASH OUT THAT DIRTY MOUTH OF YOURS MISTER!!!!!"

"NO!!! PLEASE!!! NOT THE SOAP!!!" Gohan begged, which was followed by mushed mumbles, and groans from him.

"Chichi!!! NO!! DON'T!!!" Videl looked alarmed. This is all my fault again!

"YOU KNOW BETTER THEN THAT!!!" Chichi finished his punishment, and released him. He waddled into his room, spiting into a napkin.

"It won't happen again..." Gohan said, really ready to die.

"I am soooooo sorry...." Videl apologized for the second time, her hands covering her mouth so the sound was muffled.

"Can we go outside? It might be safer out there."

"Sure, if that will save us."

....... What do you think? Erasa and Sharpner will be stopping by the Son house next chappie!! Oh what fun!!! I promise, there WILL be dancing next chapter!!! Review please!!!