Chapter 4

"JOOOSSSHHHHHHHYYYYYY!!!!!! WAKEY WAKEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"

Lily groaned and put her pillow to protect her ears from the evil siren.

SPLASH!!!!!!

"OH FUCKING SHITHEAD YOU DUMBASS BASTARD!!!!!!!!!" A very wet Lily jumped out of her bed and started chasing after a screaming Sirius.

Suddenly, Lily chased into someone, which caused the screaming Sirius to smile a sly one before he continued down.

"Sorr-"

"Oh. My. God. You are soooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!! Awwwwww! Aren't you the most adorable boy I've seen!!! Jamie honey!! I found a cute guy!!"

Lily looked at the 5th year Hufflepuff girl and her friend Jamie in horror.

"Oh my God!!! You are like soooooooooo right Mickey!!! Awwwwwwww!!!!"

Lily soon ended up being pinched on her cheek and messing up her short hair until the girls left after more than a hour.

"SIRIUS YOU ARE GOING TO GO DOWN BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Joshie, pleas don't shot me down," Sirius suddenly popped up before me.

Lily sighed. "Siri boy, I'll forgive you but on *one* condition."

Sirius jumped around happily. "What's the condition matey!"

Lily pretended to look innocent and then smiled evilly. "You have to play a prank on *the* potion master."

Sirius stopped jumping and had the sudden look as if he had been damned to hell and back again.

"W-W-W-What!?!?!?!?"

Lily looked at Sirius weirdly. "Don't tell me you can't play a prank on the Potion Master!"

"Joshkins, I *can* play a prank on any teacher except that you see, well, um, the potion master is actually, well, *very* evil to me."

Lily laughed. "Oh come on, what did he do to you eh?"

Sirius blushed. "Well.what if the Potion Master is sly as a snake and was a prankster from before?"

Lily widens her eyes. "Don't tell me Professor Creech was a prankster!! Shit!! Our lives is living in fucking hell then!!!!!"

Sirius grinned. "So can I-"

"Nope! You still have to!"

"Awwww man! Pleaasseeeeeeee?"

Lily couldn't help but fall into Sirius' extreme puppy eyes, which could probably end any war going on.

Sirius smiled to himself. 'He's falling for it! But Josh is pretty cut when he gets mad like-what the fuck?!?! Oh shit, am I gay?!?!? Okay.calm down.'

Lily slowly motioned Sirius no.

Sirius sighed. "Okay, when?"

Sirius then wished he hadn't ask for the answer will *absolutely* make him bury his own grave.

Lily smirked. "During dinner."