Falling
By: Dragonkin
(Note: I don't own any Legend of the Dragoon characters)
Narrator: One day Lavitz got a brand new truck it was a big white crappy truck, and just to show it off he and his friends (or so-called friends) went to the Road Cliff Diner.
Lavitz: Ok where here.... Did I tell you why my pants are green?
Rose: Lavitz lets not get into that.
Haschel: Yes let not now can we go in, Shana wake up Dart.
Shana: No I don't feel like it plus I think I'll break my nails if I do and it will be a good lesson for him never to fall asleep in the car.
Narrator: So they let Dart sleep, until Lloyd fly's by (Yea) then he pushes Lavitz's new car off the cliff, with Dart sleeping in it.
Lloyd: Ha ha we'll miss you (Not)
Narrator: Then Dart inside the truck, fell to the jagged rocks below then into the ocean then he floated out to sea (Lavitz bought a really cheep car I mean really cheep, so cheep that it floated and it was metal) then Lavitz & Friends come out of the Diner
Lavitz (really drunk): I know you (hic) I know you (looking at Meru)
Haschel: I knew we shouldn't have came here. Now Lavitz is drunk, were broke Thanks Konglo (Sarcastically) and my grandson is gone
Lavitz: The hell my car where is it, I paid money for that piece of crap
Shana: Oh no! Dart was in the truck
Albert: (Duh) we need to find Dart. We can use his Dragoon stone as a light bulb
Narrator: Meanwhile on a beach very far away the truck washed on shore and Dart was hanging out of the truck apparently dead due to that his eyes where white and his spine was hanging out through his $$ (It looked like he had a tail)
Some kid: Oh mommy can I have that dead body to play with
Mom: No son you still haven't decomposed that other dead body
Some Kid: ah man (kicks Darts corpse)
Narrator: (eventually) Lavitz & Friends find Darts dead body
Shana: Ahhhhhh....Dart ............... Oh well
Lavitz: O god.......my car...hey what's this
Narrator: Then he gets in the water and gets shocked by a jellyfish and dies
Albert: Noooooo Lavitz, God why?
God: Because he was too stupid
Narrator: Then Lloyd fly's by
Lloyd: Well that was different
Meru: Hey lets go to Albert's castle and have a party
Everyone except Lloyd: Yea (Lloyd had to go to Dragonkin)
Albert: What are we celebrating hey wait
Narrator: Then they die happily ever after except Lloyd
Authors Note: This was my first fanfict I hope you liked it and that last line I stole from my friend. Sorry
By: Dragonkin
(Note: I don't own any Legend of the Dragoon characters)
Narrator: One day Lavitz got a brand new truck it was a big white crappy truck, and just to show it off he and his friends (or so-called friends) went to the Road Cliff Diner.
Lavitz: Ok where here.... Did I tell you why my pants are green?
Rose: Lavitz lets not get into that.
Haschel: Yes let not now can we go in, Shana wake up Dart.
Shana: No I don't feel like it plus I think I'll break my nails if I do and it will be a good lesson for him never to fall asleep in the car.
Narrator: So they let Dart sleep, until Lloyd fly's by (Yea) then he pushes Lavitz's new car off the cliff, with Dart sleeping in it.
Lloyd: Ha ha we'll miss you (Not)
Narrator: Then Dart inside the truck, fell to the jagged rocks below then into the ocean then he floated out to sea (Lavitz bought a really cheep car I mean really cheep, so cheep that it floated and it was metal) then Lavitz & Friends come out of the Diner
Lavitz (really drunk): I know you (hic) I know you (looking at Meru)
Haschel: I knew we shouldn't have came here. Now Lavitz is drunk, were broke Thanks Konglo (Sarcastically) and my grandson is gone
Lavitz: The hell my car where is it, I paid money for that piece of crap
Shana: Oh no! Dart was in the truck
Albert: (Duh) we need to find Dart. We can use his Dragoon stone as a light bulb
Narrator: Meanwhile on a beach very far away the truck washed on shore and Dart was hanging out of the truck apparently dead due to that his eyes where white and his spine was hanging out through his $$ (It looked like he had a tail)
Some kid: Oh mommy can I have that dead body to play with
Mom: No son you still haven't decomposed that other dead body
Some Kid: ah man (kicks Darts corpse)
Narrator: (eventually) Lavitz & Friends find Darts dead body
Shana: Ahhhhhh....Dart ............... Oh well
Lavitz: O god.......my car...hey what's this
Narrator: Then he gets in the water and gets shocked by a jellyfish and dies
Albert: Noooooo Lavitz, God why?
God: Because he was too stupid
Narrator: Then Lloyd fly's by
Lloyd: Well that was different
Meru: Hey lets go to Albert's castle and have a party
Everyone except Lloyd: Yea (Lloyd had to go to Dragonkin)
Albert: What are we celebrating hey wait
Narrator: Then they die happily ever after except Lloyd
Authors Note: This was my first fanfict I hope you liked it and that last line I stole from my friend. Sorry